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« Reply #450 on: April 10, 2012, 11:33:46 pm » |
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He may start to notice
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Captain Shipton Bellinger
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Why the goggles..? In case of ADVENTURE!
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« Reply #451 on: April 11, 2012, 09:26:22 am » |
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When a chap goes completely in Seine
And goes brolly-less out in the rain
He may start to notice
His strait-jacket coat is
Shrinking and causing him pain
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An Evil Twin can be quite fun
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Master Tinkerer
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Herr Döktor, and friend.
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« Reply #452 on: April 11, 2012, 09:54:08 am » |
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Unless he gets hold of your gun,
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Capt. Dirigible
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Shirts?.....I got plenty at 'ome.
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« Reply #453 on: April 11, 2012, 01:35:57 pm » |
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Then as he strokes his black beard
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I say, Joe it's jolly frightening out here.
Nonsense dear boy, you should be more like me.
But look at you! You're shaking all over!
Shaking? You silly goose! I'm just doing the Watusi
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« Reply #454 on: April 11, 2012, 03:16:08 pm » |
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And the end is neared,
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« Reply #455 on: April 11, 2012, 04:23:55 pm » |
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As he subjects you to death by pun
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Death by pun is a horrible fate
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« Reply #456 on: April 11, 2012, 06:12:04 pm » |
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Death by pun is a horrible fate
as you contemplate now being late
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"wee all here are much troubled with the loss of poor Thompson & Sutton"
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Arrant Carney. Phmebian Cultural Attache.
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« Reply #457 on: April 11, 2012, 09:33:56 pm » |
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Death by pun is a horrible fate
as you contemplate now being late.
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Such are the feeble bases on which many a public character rests.
Construction of illegal outdoor Privvys on common land a speciality. Our customers always come back.
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« Reply #458 on: April 11, 2012, 09:57:34 pm » |
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The rhyming form is a real fetter
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« Reply #459 on: April 11, 2012, 11:46:58 pm » |
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Fitting the words,
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« Reply #461 on: April 12, 2012, 12:30:40 am » |
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And they still don't get any better.
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When cogs get bent and gears stripped,
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Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time...
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Why the goggles..? In case of ADVENTURE!
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« Reply #462 on: April 12, 2012, 10:19:23 am » |
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When cogs get bent and gears stripped,
Bungling engineers ought to be whipped.
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« Reply #463 on: April 12, 2012, 12:11:00 pm » |
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When cogs get bent and gears stripped,
Bungling engineers ought to be whipped.
The application of torque,
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« Reply #464 on: April 12, 2012, 02:25:37 pm » |
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And the odd toasting fork
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« Reply #465 on: April 12, 2012, 10:07:45 pm » |
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When cogs get bent and gears stripped,
Bungling engineers ought to be whipped.
The application of torque,
And the odd toasting fork
Leaves the head engineer most tight lipped
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The head engineer then let fly
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« Reply #466 on: April 12, 2012, 10:16:22 pm » |
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"It's so very unfair" he did cry
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« Reply #467 on: April 12, 2012, 10:21:38 pm » |
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"That machine is not supposed
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« Reply #469 on: April 12, 2012, 10:55:14 pm » |
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The head engineer then let fly
"It's so very unfair" he did cry
"That machine is not supposed
To become decomposed,
But just Add, Subtract and Multiply!"
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« Reply #470 on: April 12, 2012, 11:04:37 pm » |
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So, the engineer telegraphed Babbage,
"Sir. Stop. Please Excuse My Language,
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"You don't mind breaking the law?"
"Not in the least."
"Nor running a chance of arrest?"
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« Reply #471 on: April 13, 2012, 12:46:57 am » |
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So, the engineer telegraphed Babbage,
"Sir. Stop. Please Excuse My Language,
And then with clear intent,
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« Reply #472 on: April 13, 2012, 01:34:20 am » |
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The reply Babbage sent
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« Reply #473 on: April 13, 2012, 01:59:35 am » |
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"Your machine is full of cabbage!"
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« Reply #474 on: April 13, 2012, 03:53:50 am » |
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Did not help the cogs to get unbent
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