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« Reply #350 on: March 25, 2012, 06:16:51 am » |
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She gave them all clothes
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« Reply #351 on: March 25, 2012, 08:21:10 am » |
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They protested in droves
As Burberry just didn't suit Kong
(For Americans etc 'Burberry Ape' is a slang term for a chav)
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On Skull Island the giant apes roared
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« Reply #352 on: March 25, 2012, 08:30:18 am » |
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while with blonde actresses they whored
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« Reply #353 on: March 25, 2012, 09:37:12 am » |
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Huge bowler hat as bait
The crew they laid in wait
To bring their monkey butler aboard
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« Reply #354 on: March 26, 2012, 12:59:00 pm » |
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The monkey-butler had no next line,
so his Master exacted a Fine...
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« Reply #355 on: March 27, 2012, 09:47:35 pm » |
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then up the ape got
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« Reply #356 on: March 28, 2012, 12:10:26 am » |
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« Reply #357 on: March 28, 2012, 12:23:20 am » |
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He said "Master, I must decline."
The monkey had refused to pay
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« Reply #358 on: March 28, 2012, 03:31:47 am » |
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They protested in droves
As Burberry just didn't suit Kong
(For Americans etc 'Burberry Ape' is a slang term for a chav)
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« Reply #359 on: March 28, 2012, 03:34:16 am » |
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Now, back to the business at hand...
The monkey had refused to pay,
And with a chav he would not play,
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« Reply #360 on: March 29, 2012, 12:21:12 am » |
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his insolvency
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« Reply #361 on: March 29, 2012, 01:57:30 pm » |
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of negotiable currency
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« Reply #362 on: March 29, 2012, 02:34:25 pm » |
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Ruined the poor ape's day.
Having a bankrupt ape,
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« Reply #363 on: March 29, 2012, 02:39:50 pm » |
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Who flung dung like a cannon fires 'grape',
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« Reply #364 on: March 29, 2012, 07:20:39 pm » |
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The zoo posts warning signs
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« Reply #365 on: March 30, 2012, 01:02:01 am » |
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Against making monkey shines
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« Reply #366 on: March 30, 2012, 12:42:35 pm » |
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But still careless patrons get draped...
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The Laundry-maid's thus overtasked,
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« Reply #367 on: March 30, 2012, 12:51:19 pm » |
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The Laundry-maid's thus overtasked,
and her stormy visage, unmasked
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« Reply #368 on: March 30, 2012, 06:11:30 pm » |
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Whilst scraping off pieces
Of drying ape faeces
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« Reply #369 on: March 31, 2012, 02:15:32 am » |
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"I'll gel his burr-berry," she rasped.
(burberry jelly? *guffaw*)
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The recipe thus introduced,
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« Reply #370 on: April 01, 2012, 05:40:55 am » |
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Had the common folk wildly seduced,
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« Reply #371 on: April 01, 2012, 06:21:37 am » |
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They all begged for more
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« Reply #372 on: April 01, 2012, 05:05:44 pm » |
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As they beat on the door
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« Reply #373 on: April 02, 2012, 07:47:01 am » |
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The recipe thus introduced,
Had the common folk wildly seduced,
They all begged for more
As they beat on the door
Little knowing that ape-poo was used.
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Is it 'Steampunk' to wear denims jeans?
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« Reply #374 on: April 02, 2012, 10:00:24 am » |
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Is it 'Steampunk' to wear denims jeans?
Or is it "miner's workpants" that you mean?
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