Herr Döktor
Gadgeteer, Contraptionist, and Inventor, FVSS
Governor
Time Traveler
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Herr Döktor, and friend.
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« Reply #325 on: March 22, 2012, 05:44:54 pm » |
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Angus thought "this could make a book"
For a publisher I'll have to look,
I'll write it all down,
if in crayon they'd frown,
I'll etch it on brass- there's my hook!
An excitable editor, one Fitziron,
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Dr cornelius quack
Rogue Ætherlord
United Kingdom
Arrant Carney. Phmebian Cultural Attache.
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« Reply #326 on: March 22, 2012, 08:21:12 pm » |
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An excitable editor, one Fitziron,
Who wanted to emulate Byron. |
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Such are the feeble bases on which many a public character rests.
Construction of illegal outdoor Privvys on common land a speciality. Our customers always come back.
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Mr Peter Harrow, Esq
Master Tinkerer
United Kingdom
Fellow of the Victorian Steampunk Society
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« Reply #327 on: March 22, 2012, 09:07:28 pm » |
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The Moreau process failed
Leaving the Lord entailed
A regular avian Chiron
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The Ostracism of romance poets
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Proudly giving the entire Asylum The Finger!
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TVC15
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« Reply #328 on: March 23, 2012, 12:18:43 am » |
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Most of who lacked written notes
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Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time...
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« Reply #329 on: March 23, 2012, 09:04:14 am » |
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The Ostracism of romance poets
-Most of whom lacked written notes-
Was encouraged by Babbage
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Capt. Shipton Bellinger R.A.M.E. (rtd) |
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« Reply #330 on: March 23, 2012, 03:17:14 pm » |
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Who was romantic as cabbage,
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Herr Döktor
Gadgeteer, Contraptionist, and Inventor, FVSS
Governor
Time Traveler
United Kingdom
Herr Döktor, and friend.
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« Reply #331 on: March 23, 2012, 04:02:07 pm » |
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if he tried to woo, you'd not know it!
When inflating a hydrogen balloon,
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« Reply #332 on: March 23, 2012, 06:01:51 pm » |
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and tying it to a tame baboon
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Be daring, be different, be impractical, be anything that will assert integrity of purpose and imaginative vision against the play-it-safers, the creatures of the commonplace, the slaves of the ordinary. (Cecil Beaton)
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Mr Peter Harrow, Esq
Master Tinkerer
United Kingdom
Fellow of the Victorian Steampunk Society
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« Reply #333 on: March 23, 2012, 09:25:14 pm » |
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This terrifying jape
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Evelyn Adler
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« Reply #334 on: March 23, 2012, 09:57:34 pm » |
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with an airborne ape
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Mr Peter Harrow, Esq
Master Tinkerer
United Kingdom
Fellow of the Victorian Steampunk Society
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« Reply #335 on: March 23, 2012, 10:05:14 pm » |
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Can only be ended by harpoon
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This now rapidly descending ape
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« Reply #336 on: March 23, 2012, 10:25:29 pm » |
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in a desparate attempt to escape
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Mr Peter Harrow, Esq
Master Tinkerer
United Kingdom
Fellow of the Victorian Steampunk Society
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« Reply #337 on: March 23, 2012, 10:28:50 pm » |
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Started flapping his arms
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« Reply #338 on: March 23, 2012, 11:05:11 pm » |
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To avoid being harmed
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Mr Peter Harrow, Esq
Master Tinkerer
United Kingdom
Fellow of the Victorian Steampunk Society
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« Reply #339 on: March 23, 2012, 11:18:05 pm » |
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But ended up as flat as a crepe
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The now flat and subterrean ape
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« Reply #340 on: March 24, 2012, 01:32:58 am » |
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Enticed onlookers to gape
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« Reply #341 on: March 24, 2012, 01:54:25 am » |
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They all stared in horror
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Mr Peter Harrow, Esq
Master Tinkerer
United Kingdom
Fellow of the Victorian Steampunk Society
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« Reply #342 on: March 24, 2012, 06:53:10 am » |
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and it caused a furore
as from the pavement it did get scraped
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The mad doctor with his ape pizza
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Angus A Fitziron
Rogue Ætherlord
United Kingdom
Research Air Ship R.A.S. 'Saorsa'
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« Reply #343 on: March 24, 2012, 10:11:32 am » |
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re-inflated it with an ant eater
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Airship Artificer, part-time romantik and amateur Natural Philosopher
"wee all here are much troubled with the loss of poor Thompson & Sutton"
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Dr cornelius quack
Rogue Ætherlord
United Kingdom
Arrant Carney. Phmebian Cultural Attache.
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« Reply #344 on: March 24, 2012, 10:23:39 am » |
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When happy with the size,
he installed some glass eyes.
That's the correct method. Isn't it, Peter?
The Baboon was then glued to a patress,
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Fairley B. Strange
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« Reply #345 on: March 24, 2012, 12:20:19 pm » |
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by Miss Emily Feld-Matress
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Choose a code to live by, die by it if you have to.
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Mr Peter Harrow, Esq
Master Tinkerer
United Kingdom
Fellow of the Victorian Steampunk Society
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« Reply #346 on: March 24, 2012, 02:00:26 pm » |
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It was very well hung
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« Reply #347 on: March 25, 2012, 02:44:58 am » |
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And enjoyed flinging dung
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The Squire
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« Reply #348 on: March 25, 2012, 03:34:26 am » |
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By means of a clockwork apparatus.
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A female primatologist from Gabon
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"You don't mind breaking the law?"
"Not in the least."
"Nor running a chance of arrest?"
"Not in a good cause."
"Oh, the cause is excellent!"
"Then I am your man."
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Fairley B. Strange
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« Reply #349 on: March 25, 2012, 06:00:43 am » |
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Thought naked apes were just 'wrong'
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