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Author Topic: One Line Limerick, the second phase  (Read 27679 times)
Cubinoid
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« Reply #150 on: February 18, 2012, 04:07:56 am »

The git who fell out of a tree
Landed quite badly on his knee,
While crying a river,
He did discover
He'd squashed Newton - but found gravity!

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Cavorite's coming to town!

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We made a little music video, for your pleasure:
Will Howard
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« Reply #151 on: February 18, 2012, 04:15:07 am »

Said the Constable with a frown,
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"I'm a Barbarian by choice, not ancestry..."
Captain Shipton Bellinger
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Why the goggles..? In case of ADVENTURE!


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« Reply #152 on: February 18, 2012, 08:08:50 am »

Cavorite's coming to town!
Said the constable with a frown
Though you can't be impeached

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Capt. Shipton Bellinger R.A.M.E. (rtd)

barb dwyer
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« Reply #153 on: February 18, 2012, 11:16:50 am »

Cavorite's coming to town!
Said the constable with a frown
Though you can't be impeached

the peace can be breached
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* ... minimalism - it's the least you can do ... *
Herr Döktor
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Herr Döktor, and friend.


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« Reply #154 on: February 18, 2012, 12:07:35 pm »

by that which goes up but not down!



Madame Curie has a feminine glow,
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Fairley B. Strange
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Relax, I've done much dumber things and survived..


« Reply #155 on: February 18, 2012, 12:50:30 pm »

and now do her tentacles grow
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Choose a code to live by, die by it if you have to.
Mr Peter Harrow, Esq
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« Reply #156 on: February 18, 2012, 01:31:47 pm »

Far too much Radium
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Proudly giving the entire Asylum The Finger!
Fairley B. Strange
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Relax, I've done much dumber things and survived..


« Reply #157 on: February 18, 2012, 01:56:58 pm »

and banned from the Palladium
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Will Howard
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« Reply #158 on: February 18, 2012, 06:33:55 pm »

And also she moves so slow.
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Too many of us need to know
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Captain Shipton Bellinger
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« Reply #159 on: February 19, 2012, 10:09:00 am »

Too many of us need to know
Where the undead and lycanthropes go

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Mr Peter Harrow, Esq
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« Reply #160 on: February 19, 2012, 10:22:21 am »

Down to the Monster Club
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Capt. Dirigible
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Shirts?.....I got plenty at 'ome.


« Reply #161 on: February 19, 2012, 11:52:05 am »

Where shoulders they rub
With Im Ho Tep and Quasimodo!
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Whilst watching a chukka of Polo
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I say, Joe it's jolly frightening out here.
Nonsense dear boy, you should be more like me.
But look at you! You're shaking all over!
Shaking? You silly goose! I'm just doing the Watusi
Captain Shipton Bellinger
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« Reply #162 on: February 19, 2012, 12:26:53 pm »

Whilst watching a chukka of Polo
I was bit by a Fijian Bolo

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Fairley B. Strange
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Relax, I've done much dumber things and survived..


« Reply #163 on: February 19, 2012, 01:03:56 pm »

then kicked by a horse,
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Herr Döktor
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« Reply #164 on: February 19, 2012, 01:34:25 pm »

Punched by a Norse,
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Mr Peter Harrow, Esq
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« Reply #165 on: February 19, 2012, 01:42:12 pm »

Before being snubbed by Phil Foglio.

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Whilst wearing my Sherry Monocle
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Fairley B. Strange
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Relax, I've done much dumber things and survived..


« Reply #166 on: February 19, 2012, 01:45:23 pm »

I spotted William McGonagle
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Mr Peter Harrow, Esq
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« Reply #167 on: February 19, 2012, 01:53:25 pm »

I spotted William McGonagle

I am dreadfully sorry but following a reference to the Millenium Chaucer with one to McGonagle is going from Bard to worse.

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A port wine delusion
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Fairley B. Strange
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Relax, I've done much dumber things and survived..


« Reply #168 on: February 19, 2012, 01:56:08 pm »

that led to confusion
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Mr Peter Harrow, Esq
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« Reply #169 on: February 19, 2012, 02:01:53 pm »

That left me feeling a bloody fool

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Why can't there be more kissing in porn?

(hint check ou Mr B The Gentleman Rhymer)
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Fairley B. Strange
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Relax, I've done much dumber things and survived..


« Reply #170 on: February 19, 2012, 02:17:40 pm »

and a plot that isn't timeworn?
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Mr Peter Harrow, Esq
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« Reply #171 on: February 19, 2012, 02:44:44 pm »

and a plot that isn't timeworn?

(Excellent)

Something is strange or wrong
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Will Howard
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« Reply #172 on: February 19, 2012, 04:31:18 pm »

And tedious all along,
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Herr Döktor
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« Reply #173 on: February 19, 2012, 05:02:42 pm »

Which is why the intelligentsia pour scorn.

Smoking a pipe is such a drag,
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Will Howard
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« Reply #174 on: February 19, 2012, 05:27:36 pm »

While a chav will just light up a fag.
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