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Author Topic: One Line Limerick, the second phase  (Read 27638 times)
Will Howard
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« Reply #1325 on: August 02, 2012, 12:21:59 am »

Trip them with an oak staff,
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TVC15
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Extremely hazardous...have some?


« Reply #1326 on: August 02, 2012, 12:25:27 am »

For that will change their mood.

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Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time...
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« Reply #1327 on: August 02, 2012, 02:41:04 am »

One must carefully discard the chaff.   (Chavs)
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ForestB
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Lady of the copper frogs


« Reply #1328 on: August 02, 2012, 05:20:20 am »

Who stays and who goes,
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Fairley B. Strange
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Relax, I've done much dumber things and survived..


« Reply #1329 on: August 02, 2012, 01:24:48 pm »

only the Kapitan knows,
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Choose a code to live by, die by it if you have to.
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« Reply #1330 on: August 02, 2012, 04:57:47 pm »

Then he posts his list with a laugh.
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TVC15
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Extremely hazardous...have some?


« Reply #1331 on: August 03, 2012, 12:13:58 am »

Please do not tear the screens
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Will Howard
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« Reply #1332 on: August 03, 2012, 01:15:03 am »

We'll not be water tight,
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« Reply #1333 on: August 03, 2012, 04:14:25 am »

During fight or flight...
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« Reply #1334 on: August 03, 2012, 05:16:01 pm »

Or sea water will spoil our beans.
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TVC15
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Extremely hazardous...have some?


« Reply #1335 on: August 04, 2012, 12:20:32 am »

He'll use the force to get drunk
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Fairley B. Strange
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Relax, I've done much dumber things and survived..


« Reply #1336 on: August 04, 2012, 12:25:44 am »

Cogs on it you must glue.
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Will Howard
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« Reply #1337 on: August 04, 2012, 05:22:41 pm »

While the force is with you.
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Cubinoid and Tixia Loxtonian

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« Reply #1338 on: August 04, 2012, 09:30:53 pm »

When Yoda became a SteamPunk
He'll use the force to get drunk
"Cogs on it you must glue.
While the force is with you."
He said, making clockwork Tie fighters from junk.

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C3PO said, "Guess what?"
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« Reply #1339 on: August 05, 2012, 03:25:43 pm »

I registered as a voting robot!
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Fairley B. Strange
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Relax, I've done much dumber things and survived..


« Reply #1340 on: August 05, 2012, 03:45:56 pm »

and R2 did too,
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Will Howard
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« Reply #1341 on: August 05, 2012, 05:01:41 pm »

But just on Naboo.
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The Squire
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Sans Peur


« Reply #1342 on: August 05, 2012, 05:13:30 pm »

C3PO said, "Guess what?
I registered as a voting robot!
And R2 did too,
But just on Naboo.
On Tatooine, we'd be shot on the spot."




Peter Jackson once met with George Lucas,


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Will Howard
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« Reply #1343 on: August 05, 2012, 05:42:38 pm »

About a camera that would not focus.
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« Reply #1344 on: August 05, 2012, 05:45:21 pm »

Mobbed by Ewoks and Hobbits
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'How cheerfully he seems to grin,
How neatly spread his claws,
And welcome little fishes in
With gently smiling jaws!'
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« Reply #1345 on: August 05, 2012, 05:52:23 pm »

And Wallaces & Grommits,
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« Reply #1346 on: August 05, 2012, 06:21:20 pm »

They were consumed by a great swarm of locusts.

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Will Howard
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« Reply #1347 on: August 05, 2012, 07:07:25 pm »

A mechanic on his knees did pray,
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Will Howard
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« Reply #1348 on: August 05, 2012, 08:56:19 pm »

"Lord send me a wench
Who is good with a wrench,
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Will Howard
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« Reply #1349 on: August 05, 2012, 09:53:58 pm »

"Else my hammer will rust away."
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