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« Reply #1300 on: July 30, 2012, 05:16:32 am » |
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« Reply #1301 on: July 30, 2012, 05:18:01 am » |
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Frightened rabbits & fowls
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« Reply #1302 on: July 30, 2012, 08:53:36 am » |
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I once had a black cat called porgy... Whose joy was a feline orgy. The screams and the howls, and several shredded towels frightened rabbits & fowls for a rhyme that was rather tawdry. ======= As I was eating an orange,
the Cook created a blancmange,
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till cured by a medical lozenge. Just to get the 'unrhymable' colours out of the way  ===== Why do we chose words hard to rhyme? |
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« Reply #1303 on: July 30, 2012, 01:28:54 pm » |
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Why do we chose words hard to rhyme?
Doing so should be a crime!
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« Reply #1304 on: July 30, 2012, 01:35:40 pm » |
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that we set such a standard,
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« Reply #1305 on: July 31, 2012, 02:12:17 am » |
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Why do we choose words hard to rhyme?
Doing so should be a crime!
That we set such a standard,
Like a knife on a lanyard,
We cut our own throats half the time!
Fencing at the Olympics is weird,
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« Reply #1306 on: July 31, 2012, 10:00:54 am » |
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Fencing at the Olympics is weird;
I've just watched a dwarf with a beard
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« Reply #1307 on: July 31, 2012, 12:25:40 pm » |
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prodding and poking
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« Reply #1308 on: July 31, 2012, 01:49:20 pm » |
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'though I think he was joking.
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« Reply #1309 on: July 31, 2012, 06:03:34 pm » |
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Fencing at the Olympics is weird,
I've just watched a dwarf with a beard
prodding and poking
'though I think he was joking.
'Til his opponent's two knees were blood smeared
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I find most sport to be boring.
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« Reply #1310 on: July 31, 2012, 07:40:36 pm » |
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I find most sport to be boring,
Often interrupted by my snoring.
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« Reply #1311 on: July 31, 2012, 09:39:06 pm » |
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I'll just take a nap,
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« Reply #1312 on: July 31, 2012, 10:49:27 pm » |
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I find most sport to be boring,
Often interrupted by my snoring.
I'll just take a nap,
And then call it a wrap
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« Reply #1313 on: August 01, 2012, 12:58:12 am » |
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And wake while the rain is pouring.
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Upon hearing the peal of thunder
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« Reply #1314 on: August 01, 2012, 01:38:47 am » |
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I made quite a terrible blunder
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« Reply #1315 on: August 01, 2012, 01:53:05 pm » |
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Sat up in a puddle
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« Reply #1316 on: August 01, 2012, 02:20:58 pm » |
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all confused and befuddled,
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« Reply #1317 on: August 01, 2012, 02:56:41 pm » |
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And my trousers were moistened down under!
I find the rain precipitous,
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« Reply #1318 on: August 01, 2012, 07:31:17 pm » |
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When falling on trees deciduous
(after 5 hrs, my first challenge must need help)
(EDIT: BTW I live for these challenging rhymes; this thread gives my life meaning)
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« Reply #1319 on: August 01, 2012, 11:22:29 pm » |
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As from limbs it does drip,
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« Reply #1320 on: August 01, 2012, 11:36:12 pm » |
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And causes people to trip,
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« Reply #1321 on: August 01, 2012, 11:36:29 pm » |
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*Just missed it*
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« Reply #1322 on: August 01, 2012, 11:38:27 pm » |
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And causes clothing to be quite horrendous.
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« Reply #1323 on: August 02, 2012, 12:02:44 am » |
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You'll find that some people quite rude,
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« Reply #1324 on: August 02, 2012, 12:15:08 am » |
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For when they point and laugh
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