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« Reply #1175 on: July 12, 2012, 12:07:52 am » |
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I've encountered a talking man!
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« Reply #1176 on: July 12, 2012, 12:21:31 am » |
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There is no rest for the wicked,
For sleep gives the bounder a thick 'ead
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« Reply #1177 on: July 12, 2012, 01:39:38 am » |
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So at night he prowls
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Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time...
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« Reply #1178 on: July 12, 2012, 01:40:53 am » |
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Fighting beasts with big jowls.
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« Reply #1179 on: July 12, 2012, 02:40:14 am » |
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Who run from him with great dread.
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« Reply #1180 on: July 12, 2012, 03:25:03 am » |
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There once was a steampunk miner,
Who used a gear-driven grinder,
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« Reply #1181 on: July 12, 2012, 03:47:20 am » |
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He broke through the stone,
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« Reply #1182 on: July 12, 2012, 05:04:42 am » |
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While Mr. Bell worked the phone
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Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
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« Reply #1183 on: July 12, 2012, 05:32:10 am » |
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And they both thought that nothing was finer.
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« Reply #1184 on: July 12, 2012, 09:12:03 am » |
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We have no fear of the Kraken
When we glimpse it our bowels do not slacken
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« Reply #1185 on: July 12, 2012, 03:26:20 pm » |
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Our continence endures,
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« Reply #1186 on: July 12, 2012, 04:47:09 pm » |
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We don't clog up the sewers,
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« Reply #1187 on: July 12, 2012, 05:44:35 pm » |
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Our britches we don't end up crappin'.
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« Reply #1188 on: July 12, 2012, 06:31:29 pm » |
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But a real pain to take to the vet...
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« Reply #1189 on: July 12, 2012, 07:59:46 pm » |
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When surgically spayed
Its with ink you'll get sprayed
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« Reply #1190 on: July 12, 2012, 08:57:38 pm » |
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A squid is a fine looking pet.
But a real pain to take to the vet...
When surgically spayed
Its with ink you'll get sprayed
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I'm planning on baking a pie
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« Reply #1191 on: July 12, 2012, 09:00:51 pm » |
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No I'm not that was a lie.
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« Reply #1193 on: July 12, 2012, 09:53:33 pm » |
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I'm planning on baking a pie
No I'm not that was a lie.
The plan was for a flan
Or a catamaran
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« Reply #1194 on: July 12, 2012, 10:05:37 pm » |
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But I ended up just getting high.
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« Reply #1195 on: July 12, 2012, 10:17:53 pm » |
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When murder's your chosen vocation,
You're a dab hand at hushed strangulation
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« Reply #1196 on: July 12, 2012, 10:32:22 pm » |
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Being a sneak,
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« Reply #1197 on: July 12, 2012, 11:02:25 pm » |
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And a bit of a freak...
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« Reply #1198 on: July 13, 2012, 12:05:19 am » |
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When murder's your chosen vocation,
You're a dab hand at hushed strangulation
Being a sneak,
And a bit of a freak
No-one's safe from your killing fixation
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You can kill with a well-aimed crustacean
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« Reply #1199 on: July 13, 2012, 12:07:30 am » |
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