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When caring for elephants, please
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'How cheerfully he seems to grin,
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« Reply #1051 on: June 22, 2012, 01:55:52 pm » |
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Or tear off your leg,
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« Reply #1052 on: June 22, 2012, 07:14:48 pm » |
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All with the very greatest of ease
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When injured by a rogue pachyderm
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Proudly giving the entire Asylum The Finger!
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Dr cornelius quack
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Arrant Carney. Phmebian Cultural Attache.
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« Reply #1053 on: June 22, 2012, 07:54:40 pm » |
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do not utter an indelicate term.
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Such are the feeble bases on which many a public character rests.
Construction of illegal outdoor Privvys on common land a speciality. Our customers always come back.
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« Reply #1054 on: June 22, 2012, 08:34:11 pm » |
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They're sensitive creatures
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"Nor running a chance of arrest?"
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« Reply #1055 on: June 22, 2012, 08:50:11 pm » |
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One of their best features
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Captain Shipton Bellinger
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« Reply #1056 on: June 22, 2012, 08:57:22 pm » |
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When injured by a rogue pachyderm
do not utter an indelicate term.
They're sensitive creatures
One of their best features
Is the ad for an insurance firm
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A brass narwhal is something to see
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« Reply #1057 on: June 22, 2012, 09:13:33 pm » |
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The shiniest beast in the sea,
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« Reply #1058 on: June 22, 2012, 11:17:34 pm » |
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No creature so bright
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“Life, with its rules, its obligations, and its freedoms, is like a sonnet: You're given the form, but you have to write the sonnet yourself."
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« Reply #1059 on: June 23, 2012, 12:13:26 am » |
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It's twisted horn a sight!
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« Reply #1060 on: June 23, 2012, 03:22:21 am » |
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But never in front should you be.
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A daring young seamstress named Polly
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« Reply #1061 on: June 23, 2012, 03:36:24 am » |
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Was having a time most jolly,
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« Reply #1062 on: June 23, 2012, 02:43:34 pm » |
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For she had not possessed
Neither needle or thread
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« Reply #1063 on: June 23, 2012, 05:34:38 pm » |
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Which gave rise to rumors of folly.
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« Reply #1064 on: June 24, 2012, 04:20:34 am » |
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Ignore the imperious Czars
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« Reply #1065 on: June 24, 2012, 11:15:25 am » |
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While travelling in the steam cars,
Ignore the imperious Czars.
Their attempts to control
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« Reply #1067 on: June 24, 2012, 12:30:54 pm » |
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While travelling in the steam cars,
Ignore the imperious Czars.
Their attempts to control
The supply of petrol
Won't stop us from reaching the stars
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When building a steam powered rocket
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« Reply #1068 on: June 24, 2012, 01:16:33 pm » |
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George Stephenson said "hell, just f*ck it!"
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« Reply #1069 on: June 24, 2012, 01:45:20 pm » |
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Take off with a blast
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« Reply #1070 on: June 24, 2012, 03:45:27 pm » |
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Totally rewrite the past,
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« Reply #1071 on: June 25, 2012, 03:07:56 am » |
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And ride to th' moon in a bucket!
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« Reply #1072 on: June 25, 2012, 03:35:05 am » |
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Had a daughter who wore a D-cup.
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« Reply #1073 on: June 25, 2012, 06:57:21 am » |
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A tiny old man in a teacup,
Had a daughter who wore a D-cup.
at first glance, one might think
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* ... minimalism - it's the least you can do ... *
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« Reply #1074 on: June 25, 2012, 09:51:29 am » |
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A tiny old man in a teacup,
Had a daughter who wore a D-cup.
At first glance, one might think
You could balance a drink
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