Heard a bit of shouting and general noise of the sort that goes hand in hand with drunk people, somewhere on the street outside my house. After five minutes of this, I got curious / concerned and stuck my head out of the upstairs window to see what was going on.
I was just in time to see four drunk late teenage (or early 20's) charvers (chavs / oiks / T**TS / whatever...) shout across the road to a young woman walking on the opposite pavement. The event went like this:
Charver: How Pet* Your f***ing lovely you are, I proppa wana sink my teeth into ya ARSE!!
Woman (really angry): If you wana know what an arsehole tastes like, try licking Yersel'** - and if your curious about cock, try licking ya three marras!***
Well, I nearly died laughing.
It was such a good retort that it even silenced the four lads for a few minutes. They wandered off after a few more minutes.
Ah, Friday nights can be so entertaining around here...
* "Pet" - the quintessential Geordie address used by many which means girl or woman. But it has various meanings.
** Yersel' - 'yourself' said in a Geordie accent
*** Marra - 'mate' or 'friend'.