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« Reply #1975 on: June 13, 2012, 04:02:14 pm » |
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oh dear god no!! not the universal reboot!!! wheres my spoo...... ah... there appears to be no spoon!
the next poster knows where the spoon is...
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Experimental Master Brewer - The Infamous Ginger Brau Emporium
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Alexis Voltaire
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« Reply #1976 on: June 13, 2012, 04:12:28 pm » |
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I know where the spork is, does that help?
The next poster wants to try a countercurse, despite the possibility of invisible black holes...
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"All historians agree that George Washington's greatest regret was not being PERMANENTLY INVISIBLE..." -- The Cloak and Dagger, Team Fortress 2
"She used to look down on me. She used to call me "Rimmer."
"Everybody called you "Rimmer."
"Well, it's the way she said it, though. Rimmer. Rimmer. To rhyme with 'Scum." - Red Dwarf
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Professor Ross
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« Reply #1977 on: June 13, 2012, 11:01:20 pm » |
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But aren't black holes invisible by definition?  The next poster knows how to make black holes visible. |
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Professor Alexander Ross
(Not actually a Professor in any official sense of the word, I just thought it sounded good.)
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Alexis Voltaire
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« Reply #1978 on: June 14, 2012, 12:08:34 am » |
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Ah... I forgot humans can't see them. Well, you can, but I'm afraid it may require, er... alterations of existing visual apparati. (They say you can get black market shoggoth eyes down at the docks, but you didn't hear about that from me.  ) The next poster knows a better way of allowing humans to see black holes. |
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Professor Ross
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« Reply #1979 on: June 14, 2012, 04:03:05 am » |
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Would I have asked if I did?  The next poster knows the meaning of the word "Spaghettification." |
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Aleister Crow
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« Reply #1980 on: June 14, 2012, 04:19:43 pm » |
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It is the ritual for conversion to Pastafarianism, during which you are touch by His Noodley Appendage.
The next poster is a heretic that doesn't believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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'How cheerfully he seems to grin,
How neatly spread his claws,
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« Reply #1981 on: June 14, 2012, 07:39:09 pm » |
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Its not that I don't believe, per se, its just that me and the Divine Fork of Pasta Slaying think we could handle the Flying Spaghetti Monster pretty easily.
The next poster will provide some red wine for this holy quest.
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"Well, I don't really think that the end can be assessed as of itself as being the end because what does the end feel like? It's like saying when you try to extrapolate the end of the universe, you say, if the universe is indeed infinite, then how - what does that mean? How far is all the way, and then if it stops, what's stopping it, and what's behind what's stopping it? So, what's the end, you know, is my question to you."
~ David St. Hubbins
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Professor Phineas Brownsm
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« Reply #1982 on: June 14, 2012, 08:26:26 pm » |
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has anyone got a corkscrew?  The Next poster will bring the Port and Cheese Course for later!! |
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Birdnest
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« Reply #1983 on: June 14, 2012, 08:36:07 pm » |
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Oh absolutely.
The next poster really enjoys a good Gorgonzola.
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Reality is for those who cannot properly commit to the absurd.
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Alexis Voltaire
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« Reply #1984 on: June 14, 2012, 09:51:20 pm » |
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Who wouldn't like cheese that petrifies on sight? I know, you can get it without the live snakes now, but it just isn't the same.  The next poster wants to try eel pie. |
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Aleister Crow
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« Reply #1985 on: June 14, 2012, 10:42:32 pm » |
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Been there, done that. Wasn't very good though, I don't think the eels were ripe yet.
The next poster was once surprised by tentacles in his/her soup.
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Birdnest
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« Reply #1986 on: June 15, 2012, 12:12:30 am » |
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Surprised? In a good way I'd say ... there's so much fun fishing the tentacles out and sticking them to your face. Who'd think that soup could be so much fun. Huzzah for Japanese food!
The next poster might be relieved that they weren't there for the occasion of tentacle fun.
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« Reply #1987 on: June 15, 2012, 01:55:05 am » |
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Ten tacles? isn't that a bit excessive for one game?
The next poster is shuddering from that pun...
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Walk softly and carry a big banjo...
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« Reply #1988 on: June 15, 2012, 02:48:21 am » |
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Oh absolutely.
The next poster really enjoys a good Gorgonzola.
Emile Zola had snakey hair? The next poster is also having a "bad hair day". |
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"I'm a Barbarian by choice, not ancestry..."
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« Reply #1989 on: June 15, 2012, 03:15:14 pm » |
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No, the hair is behaving today.
The next poster wishes they still had hair.
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Captain Shipton Bellinger
Immortal
 United Kingdom
Why the goggles..? In case of ADVENTURE!
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« Reply #1990 on: June 15, 2012, 06:03:08 pm » |
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I have more hair than I know what to do with. I am, however, having a "bad moustache day".
The next poster will know just how galling that can be.
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« Reply #1991 on: June 15, 2012, 06:14:27 pm » |
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Quite ... I removed mine due to biting it when eating. The hair I keep bound though - to keep it our of the face while driving. The next poster has their beard (or ...) properly restrained by means of braids. (my apologies m'ladies  ) |
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« Reply #1992 on: June 15, 2012, 06:26:09 pm » |
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I keep mine just short enough that I can't braid it. That hasn't stopped some girls that I've known from trying though.
The next poster does braid their facial hair.
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« Reply #1993 on: June 15, 2012, 06:55:38 pm » |
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only my nose hair. Head hair is styled like Hunter Thompson. The next poster can write with their feet
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Professor Phineas Brownsm
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« Reply #1995 on: June 15, 2012, 07:34:39 pm » |
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Always
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« Reply #1996 on: June 15, 2012, 09:54:04 pm » |
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Yes, and a few may be legal in some parts of the world.
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Captain Shipton Bellinger
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Why the goggles..? In case of ADVENTURE!
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« Reply #1997 on: June 15, 2012, 11:09:02 pm » |
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teh bjustce. Good enough?
The next poster is plagued by feelings of dread.
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Alexis Voltaire
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« Reply #1998 on: June 15, 2012, 11:21:20 pm » |
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Not if I brush my hair often enough.
The next poster either wants to or has colored their hair an unusual shade.
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Professor Phineas Brownsm
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« Reply #1999 on: June 16, 2012, 01:22:49 am » |
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Does Octarine count as a shade?
The next poster recommends another colour
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