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« Reply #1675 on: April 25, 2012, 07:59:26 pm » |
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no one expects the Spanish inquisition
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Bwahahaha! They called me mad! MAD! But with my cross-dimensional time-fez I'll show them!!!!! hehehehe!!
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« Reply #1676 on: April 25, 2012, 08:22:32 pm » |
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*groan*
Fine, fine, fine, I'll come in again.
The next poster can properly tell the rest of us what their chief weapons are.
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"Well, I don't really think that the end can be assessed as of itself as being the end because what does the end feel like? It's like saying when you try to extrapolate the end of the universe, you say, if the universe is indeed infinite, then how - what does that mean? How far is all the way, and then if it stops, what's stopping it, and what's behind what's stopping it? So, what's the end, you know, is my question to you."
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« Reply #1677 on: April 25, 2012, 08:39:03 pm » |
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FEAR! SURPRISE! A RUTHLESS DEVOTION TOTHE POPE! ER...well... Awwww, blast it.
The next Poster will come in again and get it right this time!
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Walk softly and carry a big banjo...
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« Reply #1678 on: April 25, 2012, 09:11:54 pm » |
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..... cannon ball ... packing ... powder ... water ... SHIT
again: water ... NO!!! crap
again: powder .... ummm .... ummmm ... lit match ... BOOM (sorry! my bad)
I just can't get this right!
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Reality is for those who cannot properly commit to the absurd.
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« Reply #1679 on: April 25, 2012, 09:15:52 pm » |
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Oh blast it all, just bring the rack and the cushions.
The next poster wouldn't mind being prodded with cushions.
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« Reply #1680 on: April 25, 2012, 09:38:36 pm » |
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No never bothered buy cushions..... And glad you picked up on the Montey Python bit too.....
now the proper way of loading a cannon is premeasured bagged powder charge fixed to a Sabot with cannon ball attached.... Cannon ball faces to you as you load in muzzel ram home down the barrel
use vent pick to prick the cartridge, use loose powder as priming or a friction primer depending on which you use you will either touch it off with a linstock or a cord attached to the friction primer once fired search the peice with a worm clearing cartridge bag debri and then sponge...... then you may reload.....
The next poster needs to get a cannon......
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« Reply #1681 on: April 25, 2012, 09:42:35 pm » |
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The next poster needs to get a cannon...... Already got one (albeit a small one)  The next poster steers us away from the dangerous subject of armaments. |
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« Reply #1682 on: April 25, 2012, 11:11:35 pm » |
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Yes and right into the...... deepnet!!!!! That right there is some gorram weird arse stuff. I stumbled upon the black market apparently. There was some messed up shit for sale on their, everything from drugs, to assassins. I aint going back. 8O
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There is a reason for this. And trust me, when a bunch of harry potter geeks think your fucking retarded, you know there is something wrong.
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« Reply #1683 on: April 26, 2012, 03:24:40 pm » |
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Okay. The next poster can do better. |
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'How cheerfully he seems to grin,
How neatly spread his claws,
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« Reply #1684 on: April 26, 2012, 05:30:36 pm » |
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Sir how did you get a photo of my kitty? I retalliate with one of your creepy childhood photos.... The next poster hates these as much as "Indy" |
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« Reply #1685 on: April 26, 2012, 05:48:10 pm » |
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Nope. (actually I think that picture is kinda cute.)
The next poster would want to visit Chernobyl, if given the opportunity.
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"All historians agree that George Washington's greatest regret was not being PERMANENTLY INVISIBLE..." -- The Cloak and Dagger, Team Fortress 2
"She used to look down on me. She used to call me "Rimmer."
"Everybody called you "Rimmer."
"Well, it's the way she said it, though. Rimmer. Rimmer. To rhyme with 'Scum." - Red Dwarf
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« Reply #1686 on: April 26, 2012, 06:43:09 pm » |
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Yep I need to reaquire my super-powers.
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Aleister Crow
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« Reply #1687 on: April 26, 2012, 06:55:01 pm » |
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Yep. Hand made from recycled parts.
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« Reply #1688 on: April 27, 2012, 12:26:59 am » |
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He (or she) was the brain that Igor nicked for the doctor. "Young Frankenstein" is still one of my favorites.
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Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time...
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« Reply #1689 on: April 27, 2012, 01:17:25 am » |
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Without a shadow of a doubt Mel Brooks stands as one of the comic geniuses along with the likes of Woody Allen and the entire cast of the Goon Show.
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We are the BEC,
And this we must confess,
Whatever is worth doing,
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« Reply #1690 on: April 27, 2012, 12:30:36 pm » |
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"I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again".  The next poster will tell us what their superpowers would be. |
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'I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night’
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« Reply #1691 on: April 27, 2012, 12:46:54 pm » |
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The ability to end all wars, poverty and human suffering!
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« Reply #1692 on: April 27, 2012, 01:12:02 pm » |
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You think I'm foolish enough to reveal my secrets? HAHA!
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Professor Alexander Ross
(Not actually a Professor in any official sense of the word, I just thought it sounded good.)
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« Reply #1693 on: April 27, 2012, 01:42:41 pm » |
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Ye gods, no. Far more trouble than they're worth. Wish for a thousand pounds of gold, turns out it's all stolen from the mob. Then you got hitmen coming after you, and have to waste a wish to deal with that...
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« Reply #1694 on: April 27, 2012, 02:53:55 pm » |
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yeah... I'm not sure how I managed to get out of that one....
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Experimental Master Brewer - The Infamous Ginger Brau Emporium
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« Reply #1695 on: April 28, 2012, 12:42:30 am » |
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Wishing on a star? Star light, star bright, first star I see tonight...
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« Reply #1696 on: April 30, 2012, 06:42:07 pm » |
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no. Usually the first "star" you see in the evening sky is really a planet. No wonder it never works.
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Aleister Crow
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« Reply #1697 on: April 30, 2012, 07:05:39 pm » |
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Yes. I do.
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Wormster
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« Reply #1698 on: April 30, 2012, 07:24:15 pm » |
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Ages ago yes - waiting for my "cuddled to death" lambchops to be cooked!!
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« Reply #1699 on: April 30, 2012, 07:31:46 pm » |
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Y'all are onto something there. I'll soon begin to raise my own chickens, for just the eggs now, the meat later. After a handle is had on that I'll try my hand at goats and eventually buffalo.
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"Your reality, sir, is lies and balderdash and I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever." -Baron Munchausen
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