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« Reply #800 on: February 12, 2012, 12:28:56 am » |
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
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« Reply #801 on: February 12, 2012, 12:30:41 am » |
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You can't hardly be around children too much and also that joke never gets old.
A horse walked into a bar...then it kicked it.
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"Your reality, sir, is lies and balderdash and I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever." -Baron Munchausen
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« Reply #802 on: February 12, 2012, 12:31:49 am » |
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A pig fell in the mud.
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« Reply #803 on: February 12, 2012, 01:42:08 am » |
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Oh, I don't know... Descartes walke dinto a bar. The bartender asked, can I get you something?
Descartes replied, "I don't think --!" and promptly disappeared!
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Walk softly and carry a big banjo...
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« Reply #804 on: February 12, 2012, 01:59:54 am » |
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He's sitting right over there. And he has grown some tentacles and wings...
The next poster is fhtagn!
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Be daring, be different, be impractical, be anything that will assert integrity of purpose and imaginative vision against the play-it-safers, the creatures of the commonplace, the slaves of the ordinary. (Cecil Beaton)
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why hello there!
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« Reply #805 on: February 12, 2012, 02:43:03 am » |
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Urban dictionary tells me that it means:
"Word which roughly translates to waits/dreams/sleeps in a long forgotten tongue."
i am waiting, waiting so the day is over and i can go back to bed.... so tired.
the next poster likes to stay up all night!
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Give thy thoughts no tongue - William Shakespeare
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« Reply #806 on: February 12, 2012, 02:55:51 am » |
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Well, not all night, but I do enjoy the occasional 3am bedtime once in a while. Those are few and far between now that I'm no longer in college, sadly.
The next poster is also a recent college/university graduate and is being forced to act like a grownup.
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"Well, I don't really think that the end can be assessed as of itself as being the end because what does the end feel like? It's like saying when you try to extrapolate the end of the universe, you say, if the universe is indeed infinite, then how - what does that mean? How far is all the way, and then if it stops, what's stopping it, and what's behind what's stopping it? So, what's the end, you know, is my question to you."
~ David St. Hubbins
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« Reply #807 on: February 12, 2012, 03:09:11 am » |
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That very much depends on the definition of "recent"  - and fortunately I'm already so old, that no one can force me to anything anymore, least of all to act like a grownup! The next poster has found the secret of.... ? |
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« Reply #808 on: February 12, 2012, 04:30:46 am » |
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FRIED CHEESE!
No, I'm not going to tell you. Thus we will found a new religion, centered around teh Riddle of Fried Cheese.
The next poster just called Vatican Section 13...
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« Reply #809 on: February 12, 2012, 05:34:58 am » |
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As I can't talk, I'm not calling ANYTHING.
The next poster is ALSO running a fever!
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Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
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« Reply #810 on: February 13, 2012, 12:57:35 am » |
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I usually only walk when I have a fever. In the mornin'.
Fever aaaalll through th' night. Ya gimme fever...
The next poster knows that tune well...
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« Reply #811 on: February 13, 2012, 01:18:06 am » |
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Yes I do.  The next poster plays something. |
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« Reply #812 on: February 13, 2012, 01:23:07 am » |
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I play cd's. That's about it. I have dreams of playing the fiddle though.
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« Reply #813 on: February 13, 2012, 01:37:36 am » |
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A bit, yeah. That is, Star Trek is on Netflix now and we've been rewatching Deep Space 9 from start to finish.
The next poster tells us their favorite series of Star Trek.
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« Reply #814 on: February 13, 2012, 02:07:18 am » |
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The Next Generation. Hands down.
The next poster would like to see Captain Picard in charge of Captain Kirk's crew (they would totally conquer the universe. In a SCIENCE VESSEL!!!)
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« Reply #815 on: February 13, 2012, 02:09:47 am » |
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Indeed. I'd also like to see Captain Kirk in charge of Sisko's little warship. That would be entertaining!
The next poster was introduced to Star Trek when the JJ Abrams movie came out.
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« Reply #816 on: February 13, 2012, 02:11:15 am » |
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Nope, started with the orignal series. the next poster actually likes Deep Space Nine. (gasp  ) |
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There is a reason for this. And trust me, when a bunch of harry potter geeks think your fucking retarded, you know there is something wrong.
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« Reply #817 on: February 13, 2012, 02:13:08 am » |
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Yup, its my favorite series.
(Please don't kill me!)
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« Reply #818 on: February 13, 2012, 02:15:38 am » |
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No, I kinda like you!  My favourite series when it comes to zipping across space is not Star Trek but Firefly instead. The next poster agrees. |
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« Reply #819 on: February 13, 2012, 02:18:26 am » |
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Ooh, another great series. I love them both; they're just VERY different. Star Trek and Dr. Who seem to have a lot in common, while Firefly is grittier and one of the most original Sci-Fi shows post-Star Trek.
The next poster prefers an even lesser known show.
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« Reply #820 on: February 13, 2012, 02:56:04 am » |
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D.A.G.. The story of the Secret Service Agent who jumped the wrong way when trying to save the president-Agent Jerome Dagget. LOVED that show!
The next poster has actually heard of it!
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« Reply #821 on: February 13, 2012, 05:45:05 am » |
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Why yes I learned about from your post.
The next poster may just be a Cylon.
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« Reply #822 on: February 13, 2012, 05:51:31 am » |
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Although I am not a bio engineered life form I am aware of what Cylons are.
The next poster will Know where the Droids we're looking for are actually located.
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« Reply #823 on: February 13, 2012, 05:57:04 am » |
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The Motorola factory!
The next poster doesn't see the humor.
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« Reply #824 on: February 13, 2012, 06:24:49 am » |
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Star Wars is no laughing matter, my dear-it was my favorite for a LONG time (and then the Expanded Universe *spits* came along and RUINED EVERYTHING!!!).
The next poster is of a similar mind (can be on just about anything, though...)
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