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« Reply #2200 on: July 14, 2012, 04:46:52 pm » |
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Well, I had Olive Garden... Not sure if that counts as "Delicious" or no...
The next poster will tell me.
Delicious? Maybe... Authentic Italian? Uh... My wife and I refer to it as the "Taco Bell" of Italian. Kinda like Chinese is the Taco Bell of Asian.. As I don't have a beard, no. Though I might if I did have a beard.
The next poster is quite happy it's the weekend and is even more please there are no definite plans for the day!
No. I have plans. And they suck. I've go to go to work. 3 yard sale pickups today, which suck hardcore style. The next poster would like to take my place. |
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Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
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« Reply #2201 on: July 14, 2012, 04:53:27 pm » |
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If only to give you some much needed relaxation, dear sir!  The next poster...hmm...attended a parade this morning... |
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« Reply #2202 on: July 14, 2012, 11:20:26 pm » |
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No, but I was held up BECAUSE of one... Does that count?
The next poster is ready to shoot their supervisor for a fool.
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« Reply #2203 on: July 14, 2012, 11:47:44 pm » |
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Ready to shoot, yes. Won't do it because 'they' will send in another one usually worse than the last. Besides, what a waste of a perfectly good bullet.
The next poster knows that arguing with a fool...
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Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time...
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« Reply #2204 on: July 14, 2012, 11:53:53 pm » |
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Is something you should never do; they will drag you down to their level, then BEAT YOU with experience.
The next poster is feeling better than I.
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« Reply #2205 on: July 15, 2012, 02:48:07 am » |
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Without a neurological reading I really can't tell. Can I borrow your brain for a while? I swear I'll return it with only minimal damage in original condition.
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"She used to look down on me. She used to call me "Rimmer."
"Everybody called you "Rimmer."
"Well, it's the way she said it, though. Rimmer. Rimmer. To rhyme with 'Scum." - Red Dwarf
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« Reply #2206 on: July 15, 2012, 03:21:19 am » |
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My ex wanted my eyes in a jar... Because they were "Just so pretty... Then I could look at them every day-even when you're not around." Creepy lass, that.
But a DAMN fine kisser, and her breasts legs...
The next poster thinks that's Too Much Information.
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« Reply #2207 on: July 15, 2012, 05:11:28 am » |
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Maybe a smidgen...but I deal with boy children on a daily basis, now THEY give too much information!
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« Reply #2208 on: July 15, 2012, 06:16:17 am » |
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The time has come
For this to end
It has been a long and arduous day
I take my leave
Farewell my friends
There is nothing left for me to say
The sun has set
The world has turned
The moon has risen in his place
My will is spent
My soul is burned
I long now for sleep's embrace
I wrote that on the fly a few weeks ago... Yeah, I should be in bed.
The next poster is waiting for me to set that to music...
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« Reply #2209 on: July 15, 2012, 09:02:49 am » |
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Yep, an non to patiently. Get to it man!
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« Reply #2210 on: July 15, 2012, 04:59:19 pm » |
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I am listening to Harry Chapin, Cat's in the Cradle.
The next poster though Cat Stevens did that tune.
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« Reply #2211 on: July 15, 2012, 09:49:51 pm » |
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I thought it was Ugly Kid Joe, actually.
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« Reply #2212 on: July 15, 2012, 10:15:07 pm » |
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and inside out
the next poster didnt notice
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« Reply #2213 on: July 16, 2012, 12:35:46 am » |
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No, I didn't - but then I rarely do!
Th next poster is having porridge with chopped, dried apricots in it for breakfast.
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« Reply #2214 on: July 16, 2012, 01:06:23 am » |
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The current poster rarely eats breakfast at all.
The next poster has posted a post about posting posts in this posting of posts... POSTS!
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« Reply #2215 on: July 16, 2012, 01:21:05 am » |
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Was that a post boast? Breakfast...hmmm...how about Post Toasties!
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« Reply #2216 on: July 16, 2012, 01:26:20 am » |
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I cannot make that post toasties boast..
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« Reply #2217 on: July 16, 2012, 01:49:51 am » |
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I did see what you did there.
The next poster has experienced the mood slime of Manhattan as first exposed in Ghostbusters 2.
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« Reply #2218 on: July 16, 2012, 06:13:28 pm » |
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A Manhattan you say? 'Tis a lovely cocktail, and one that always does wonders for my mood.
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"Well, I don't really think that the end can be assessed as of itself as being the end because what does the end feel like? It's like saying when you try to extrapolate the end of the universe, you say, if the universe is indeed infinite, then how - what does that mean? How far is all the way, and then if it stops, what's stopping it, and what's behind what's stopping it? So, what's the end, you know, is my question to you."
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« Reply #2219 on: July 16, 2012, 06:49:05 pm » |
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Maybe.
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« Reply #2220 on: July 16, 2012, 06:54:23 pm » |
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Secondhand. Animals eat vegetables, I eat animals.
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« Reply #2221 on: July 16, 2012, 08:01:45 pm » |
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Arcturan, actually. (And a vegetarian).
The next poster looks forward to First Contact within their life time.
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« Reply #2222 on: July 16, 2012, 09:58:09 pm » |
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Already had it, I thought. Back in the 40s, Roswell, I think it was... (No sarcasm intended-I firmly believe in "alien" life-I just think they're scared to death of us-except all those farmers what get the probe)
The next poster has a fool-proof, non-medication-induced cure for a migraine.
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« Reply #2223 on: July 16, 2012, 11:18:58 pm » |
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Depends what you mean by 'non-medication' - drink a can of Coke and take an Advil - at least it helps me take the edge off. The next poster hears strange noises coming from odd locations in their home...  |
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If the hammer doesn't work...get a bigger one!
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« Reply #2224 on: July 17, 2012, 12:28:06 am » |
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That would be my sister's mouth, she can make the weirdest noises, sometimes there just plain creepy.
The next poster has something exciting planed soon.
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Life's tough, it's even tougher if you're stupid.
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