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« Reply #2000 on: June 16, 2012, 03:06:21 am » |
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I recommend any color that ends in a vowel.
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« Reply #2001 on: June 16, 2012, 04:10:29 am » |
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I do know what it is. As far as a cure goes... how about burning all of those affected at the stake?
The next poster has been burned at the stake and does not recommend it.
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« Reply #2002 on: June 17, 2012, 01:15:39 am » |
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I've been burned with a stake, twice. And no, I do not recommend it.
The next poster was part of the Inquisition.
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Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time...
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« Reply #2003 on: June 17, 2012, 01:22:14 am » |
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I used the pear....mwahahahaha.....  The next poster will explain what "the pear" was and how it was used. |
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« Reply #2004 on: June 17, 2012, 04:13:57 pm » |
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The Choke Pear, or Pear of Anguish:  "This was a pear-shaped device, with the body of the pear made up of four metal “leaves” joined by a hinge at its top, and a key or crank on one end. The pear was inserted into the vagina, anus or throat, depending on the nature of the crime committed: The oral device was reserved for heretics, while the anal and vaginal pears were used on homosexuals and witches, respectively. Turning the key opened the leaves, causing massive internal damage . The device was rarely fatal, but other methods of torture would usually follow." These days it's used for BDSM. The next poster really does not feel any pressing need for this information. |
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« Reply #2005 on: June 17, 2012, 04:20:08 pm » |
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YOU GOT THAT RIGHT!
The next poster will change things to a much more pleasant topic. Say, crushing kittens or food poisoning ..
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« Reply #2006 on: June 17, 2012, 04:27:19 pm » |
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You wouldn't like to hear about the Heretic's Fork?
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« Reply #2007 on: June 17, 2012, 06:10:44 pm » |
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Nor about the matching spoon either.
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« Reply #2008 on: June 18, 2012, 12:34:38 am » |
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Sure I will, but I'll charge you for it. Got a few quid for a story, mister?
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Why the goggles..? In case of ADVENTURE!
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« Reply #2009 on: June 18, 2012, 08:15:17 am » |
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I wish I had; but I do have a quid pro quo.
The next poster always gives good value for money…
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« Reply #2010 on: June 18, 2012, 10:21:57 am » |
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But only if the money has value.
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« Reply #2011 on: June 18, 2012, 04:40:32 pm » |
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Not yet, but I got this email the other day from a Zimbabwean Prince...  The next poster has met royalty. |
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« Reply #2012 on: June 18, 2012, 05:00:09 pm » |
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Not actually "met" but certainly "startled"- Prince Philip at Canterbury Cathedral in 1979. We were wearing armour. I'll tell the full story if anyone is interested.
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The next poster has a similar story with a non-Royal politician (& yes, I have one of those, too!)
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« Reply #2013 on: June 18, 2012, 06:38:56 pm » |
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I once met the Burger King, dose that count as royalty?
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« Reply #2014 on: June 18, 2012, 07:23:05 pm » |
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Yes ... and a feeling that I'd been ripped off. don't know what's in that stuff, but I'd wager that you could glue steel with it.
The next poster prefers a spiffy smoothie ... with mangoes, blueberries and oranges.
or perhaps something else that falls under the category of "Real Food"
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Reality is for those who cannot properly commit to the absurd.
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« Reply #2015 on: June 18, 2012, 09:25:51 pm » |
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Yes! I like my smoothies Shrek green. Made up of the following :
A BIG handful of spinach
A Big handful of Kale
A big chunk of cucumber, about 1/4 of one , chopped
Half an avocado for the good fat
A 1 inch thick ring of pineapple ( canned will do also )
A few chunks of mango ( I buy it prepared because its a bastard to slice up )
One egg white or whole egg ,depepnding on how awake I am ( If not fully awake I crack it dodgily ,and the whole lot goes in )
Blueberries or other berries optional, but will make the taste more tart, and turn the smoothie muddy brown.
Topped with Tropicana or Innocent Orange juice ( Or other fruit juice of choice )
Whizz it up in a blender, pour and slurp. The more juice you use the runnier it will be, the less you use the more likely you will need to eat it with a spoon. I don't mind either way, it's yummy.
The horrified looks I have recieved when drinking this in public are well worth it.
The next poster will have also eaten something most people look upon in horror ,when they see it being consumed.
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« Reply #2016 on: June 19, 2012, 08:05:44 am » |
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When I was two I pulled a glass christmas decoration off the tree and ate it (or at least tried to).
There is a photographic record of the looks of horror on my parents faces as they tried to remove it from my gob.
The next poster can tell me where to get good coffee in Manhatten, bearing in mind that I am from Melbourne - the home of the coffee snob.
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« Reply #2017 on: June 19, 2012, 08:35:20 pm » |
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I can't speak directly for NYC ... but firstly, not Starbucks! Look for some little shop reaking of good joe and stuffed with all sorts of people. There ought to be one on each block! (We might have you beat on the coffee snob thing here in the northwest ... and the beer snob thing too ) The next poster can offer actual coffee places in NYC for Mr. Maduncle. |
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« Reply #2018 on: June 19, 2012, 10:03:50 pm » |
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All I can think of is Starbucks. Manhattan truthfully is not the same it as it used to be...a lot of the places I'd recommend such as in Little Italy have now moved to Brooklyn. Soho isn't really even Soho anymore...a lot of the art scene is over in Brooklyn. It's the rent costs, etc, the little places just can't keep up.
The next poster has been to NYC before in the past as well only to return to find everything just kinda..."blah."
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« Reply #2019 on: June 20, 2012, 03:40:23 pm » |
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I have never been to NYC, and have no great desire to go. Big cities are just not my thing.
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"Well, I don't really think that the end can be assessed as of itself as being the end because what does the end feel like? It's like saying when you try to extrapolate the end of the universe, you say, if the universe is indeed infinite, then how - what does that mean? How far is all the way, and then if it stops, what's stopping it, and what's behind what's stopping it? So, what's the end, you know, is my question to you."
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« Reply #2020 on: June 20, 2012, 04:23:28 pm » |
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Absolutely! Finally a “next” I can answer. I don't much like people, and can barely force my self to work every morning. Today is nice, because the Reject that I sit next to is out.
The next poster is a socialite.
pS ...and I been to NYC, and didn't leave anything there, therefore no need to return.
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« Reply #2021 on: June 20, 2012, 11:24:09 pm » |
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Despite being shy well through high school....due to college and my art I have to admit....I am. Definitely.
The next new poster was also shy until a particular event triggered them not to be. (for me it was working for an auction company and wanting to make the bids go up....for some reasons old ladies loved it when I tried on women's clothing.....and to think I used to be so shy I couldn't order food at a restaurant)
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« Reply #2022 on: June 20, 2012, 11:46:52 pm » |
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The Navy - I was able to move out and blossom?
The next poster has tried on woman's/men's (opposite sex) clothing during a normal day (as in not Halloween, etc) and thought they looked great in it.
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"Countries do not exist where I am from.
The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power,
the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone.
It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening."
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« Reply #2023 on: June 20, 2012, 11:50:59 pm » |
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Heck yes on a normal day at work, but heck no, I am a terrible looking woman. I have the guts as a straight man to do it for the sake of humor or the time I did it onstage....to anger a conservative crowd, but I do not find myself beautiful.
The next poster has never once cross-dressed, even for laughs.
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« Reply #2024 on: June 21, 2012, 12:03:50 am » |
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I was Mother Ginger in the Nutcracker. 6'-2" ... 5 o'clock shadow ... rosy cheeks ... big tracts of land ... Dead Sexy ... psssssss  The next poster has been in a performance of some kind. |
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