CaptainMurra
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« Reply #1025 on: February 21, 2012, 12:10:38 am » |
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why is this to be
i cannot write limericks you see
this is not fair
i'm pulling out my hair
why do you have to be so mean?
the next poster loves poetry, and will tell us one they love!
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Give thy thoughts no tongue - William Shakespeare
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Kieranfoy
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« Reply #1026 on: February 21, 2012, 12:31:24 am » |
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Dashed sorry about that, m'dear. You did one bang up job, mind. Tempted to be 'mean' again, to get more coolness.
As for poetry, if the Twa Corbies counts, it's wonderful. If not, the Raven also.
The next poster will attempt to wrte something side-splittinly funny.
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greatestescaper
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« Reply #1027 on: February 21, 2012, 12:52:58 am » |
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What do you call a midget psychic that escaped prison and robbed a bank?
A small medium at large.
The next poster wants to know if you're a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do you stay up all night wondering if there really is a dog?
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"Your reality, sir, is lies and balderdash and I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever." -Baron Munchausen
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CaptainMurra
Gunner
Australia
why hello there!
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« Reply #1028 on: February 21, 2012, 01:02:16 am » |
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if you're talking about me? i am agnostic, there is something out there, i think..... maybe its Zarquon.
the nest poster knows who Zarquon is!
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TVC15
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« Reply #1029 on: February 21, 2012, 02:39:38 am » |
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Zardoz's brother-in-law?
Question: How does a dyslexic prepare for Armageddon?
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Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time...
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CaptainMurra
Gunner
Australia
why hello there!
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« Reply #1030 on: February 21, 2012, 02:50:10 am » |
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nope. they won't prepare, they'll act on natural instinct.
the next poster knows how to prepare to armageddon, if the time comes
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Evelyn Adler
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« Reply #1031 on: February 21, 2012, 02:57:11 am » |
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Party as if there is no tomorrow?  The next poster brings.... to the party. |
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Be daring, be different, be impractical, be anything that will assert integrity of purpose and imaginative vision against the play-it-safers, the creatures of the commonplace, the slaves of the ordinary. (Cecil Beaton)
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walkthebassline
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« Reply #1032 on: February 21, 2012, 03:03:27 am » |
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Bourbon, spinach-artichoke dip, and pita chips.
The poster brings what else?
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"Well, I don't really think that the end can be assessed as of itself as being the end because what does the end feel like? It's like saying when you try to extrapolate the end of the universe, you say, if the universe is indeed infinite, then how - what does that mean? How far is all the way, and then if it stops, what's stopping it, and what's behind what's stopping it? So, what's the end, you know, is my question to you."
~ David St. Hubbins
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TVC15
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« Reply #1033 on: February 21, 2012, 03:08:03 am » |
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Absinthe, anchovie stuffed olives and music.
The next poster will have a craving for _________.
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Banfili
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« Reply #1034 on: February 21, 2012, 03:34:14 am » |
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Now that you've mentioned them, anchovies ... & smoked oysters.
The next poster writes their own poetry.
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CaptainMurra
Gunner
Australia
why hello there!
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« Reply #1035 on: February 21, 2012, 03:35:54 am » |
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again with the poetry!
i did, well i used to. i was about 14, sweet, somewhat innocent about the world. y'know. it was kinda cute i guess,
but i prefer to read it.
the next poster likes cat videos
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« Reply #1036 on: February 21, 2012, 11:39:54 am » |
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I detest them! I much prefer quirky Australian videos like this one:
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'...within interventions distance of the embassy...
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Banfili
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« Reply #1037 on: February 21, 2012, 01:43:29 pm » |
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Well, that was different! I get it though - should I be worried about this.
The next poster likes "The Castle", & "The Dish".
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MWBailey
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« Reply #1038 on: February 21, 2012, 11:36:32 pm » |
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I like most of the vids on Youtube. Except for the ones I don't like.
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Walk softly and carry a big banjo...
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walkthebassline
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« Reply #1039 on: February 21, 2012, 11:43:49 pm » |
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Indeed I do.
The next poster wonders what would have happened if Bob Marley and Jimi Hendrix had recorded together.
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KABAR2
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« Reply #1040 on: February 22, 2012, 12:17:33 am » |
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Yes now that you mention it I wonder what it would have sound like and what would they have
chosen to play
The next poster after finishing their midget submarine realizes they now need midgets to run the dang thing........ the next poster explaines what they do to solve the problem
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Alter-ego Baron Rinehold Tredmore on Sparegoggles
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Evelyn Adler
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« Reply #1041 on: February 22, 2012, 12:26:27 am » |
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Giant space hamsters!
The next poster knows where to find them.
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Kieranfoy
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« Reply #1042 on: February 22, 2012, 12:40:39 am » |
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Zeta Reticulon, in the Quardnark galaxy.
The next poster will write...
with a HERRING!
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« Reply #1043 on: February 22, 2012, 12:45:36 am » |
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My mother drove me to the airport with the windows rolled down. It was seventy-five degrees in Phoenix, the sky a perfect, cloudless blue. I was wearing my favorite shirt – sleeveless, white eyelet lace; I was wearing it as a farewell gesture. My carry-on item was a parka.
Ok the next poster will come and clean the herring juice from my key board!
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KABAR2
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« Reply #1044 on: February 22, 2012, 02:03:27 am » |
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Yes I will use a mixture of air Kraken juice and od' depolecat..... it will cover that nasty smell of herring right up!
The previous poster reads with horror and grabs gasmask........
The next poster is developing something in the Laboratory.......
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Kieranfoy
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« Reply #1045 on: February 22, 2012, 02:07:32 am » |
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Vee harr creatink zee steeeem-powurd vibrateur, to be qvotink dein French!
Ze next poster vill type in ze strong Irish haccent!
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MWBailey
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« Reply #1046 on: February 22, 2012, 04:37:24 am » |
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Sure an' it's a fine thing too. I crave a pint o' poteen, I asn't 'ad a good pot o' huisge in years, I tell ye...
Och Hone, The next pooster is about tae clout me with their shellaighlei...
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KABAR2
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« Reply #1047 on: February 22, 2012, 05:41:19 am » |
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Ball peen hammer actually..... they leave such nice dimples.......
The txen retsop eyes are playing tricks on them....
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TVC15
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« Reply #1048 on: February 22, 2012, 05:49:14 am » |
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Not at all. For a dyslexic, everything is lamron.
The next poster is at work waiting for midnight to get off (like me).
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CaptainMurra
Gunner
Australia
why hello there!
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« Reply #1049 on: February 22, 2012, 05:59:09 am » |
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no, i wish i had a job though, still searching....
the next poster doesn't know to sail
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