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« Reply #100 on: January 05, 2012, 10:51:35 am » |
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Just be sure to keep loaded gnus away from kids.... when they get drunk they can be quite profane.  Who, the kids or the gnus?  |
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« Reply #101 on: January 05, 2012, 11:38:53 am » |
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« Reply #102 on: January 07, 2012, 12:44:10 am » |
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Reptiles are taking over this thread! Newts (Gnewts) at Eleven!!
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« Reply #103 on: January 07, 2012, 05:23:35 am » |
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Well Eleven as come and no gnewts. Or newts.
In other gnus however, people have started bearing gnus publicly; which is to say they've been dressing gnus up as bears and parading them around to scare away would-be attackers and thieves.
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« Reply #104 on: January 07, 2012, 05:24:42 am » |
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Well Eleven as come and no gnewts. Or newts.
In other gnus however, people have started bearing gnus publicly; which is to say they've been dressing gnus up as bears and parading them around to scare away would-be attackers and thieves.
The bad gnus bears? |
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« Reply #105 on: January 07, 2012, 05:25:40 am » |
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Well Eleven as come and no gnewts. Or newts.
In other gnus however, people have started bearing gnus publicly; which is to say they've been dressing gnus up as bears and parading them around to scare away would-be attackers and thieves.
The bad gnus bears? The very same. |
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« Reply #106 on: January 07, 2012, 05:56:18 am » |
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AAArGh I realize cartoons aren't about accuracy but what is it with animators? Either it is a cow with an udder or it is a he without. Thanks to that movie Barnyard an entire generation is going to think you can milk a bull. |
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« Reply #107 on: January 07, 2012, 07:08:21 am » |
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AAArGh I realize cartoons aren't about accuracy but what is it with animators? Either it is a cow with an udder or it is a he without. Thanks to that movie Barnyard an entire generation is going to think you can milk a bull. They will try it only once! But then you gnu that.... |
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« Reply #108 on: January 07, 2012, 07:15:32 am » |
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I have a friend who artificially inseminates cattle for a living. He has an ELBOW LENGTH rubber glove (just one- the other hand is doing "something else"). But he has an electronic device called a "Bull ejaculator". No, no pictures are available...
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« Reply #109 on: January 07, 2012, 08:37:15 am » |
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I have a friend who artificially inseminates cattle for a living. He has an ELBOW LENGTH rubber glove (just one- the other hand is doing "something else". But he has an electronic device called a "Bull ejaculator". No, no pictures are available...
The same shop I bought the engagement ring also sells walking sticks made from a certain crucial part of that operation.  |
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« Reply #110 on: January 07, 2012, 09:32:29 am » |
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Bullocks! Your making it up.
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« Reply #111 on: January 07, 2012, 10:30:06 am » |
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I have a friend who artificially inseminates cattle for a living. He has an ELBOW LENGTH rubber glove (just one- the other hand is doing "something else". But he has an electronic device called a "Bull ejaculator". No, no pictures are available...
I have a friend who is a vet. She once took me along and I got to watch the entire procedure, rubber glove and all. Not something I'd want to do for a living. While she was at University, she also worked as an intern, doing the "other part", which is even more icky and dangerous too - basically you give the bull the equivalent of a few "stimulating" magazines, then take a device that is shaped like the interesting part of the cow and go for it... |
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« Reply #112 on: January 07, 2012, 11:16:35 am » |
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I gnu we'd get to the gnu's gnuts before long...
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« Reply #113 on: January 07, 2012, 04:24:44 pm » |
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Don't gneedle us about this. We are gnot making it up...
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« Reply #114 on: January 09, 2012, 02:13:54 am » |
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Yes but Gnuowing and not telling it this case would have been prefered........
you Gnuow what I mean?
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« Reply #115 on: January 09, 2012, 02:15:26 am » |
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But we enjoy being gnaughty!
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« Reply #116 on: January 09, 2012, 06:51:41 am » |
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Elbow length gloves and fiddeling around a gnus gnuts is what you concider gnauty? That's gnot what the gnu thought! |
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« Reply #117 on: January 09, 2012, 07:07:54 pm » |
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Local Politician promises the Brass Goggles a "Gnu Deal"..
His opponent declares, "No Gnu Taxes"
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What do we want? Decapitations!
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« Reply #118 on: January 10, 2012, 12:32:15 am » |
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Taxing a gnu will only result in a wildebeest!
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« Reply #119 on: January 10, 2012, 10:20:05 am » |
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The wildebeest is not a wild beast, it is quite domestic. I wouldn't call a wildebeest a wildebeest. I'd call a lion a wildebeest. Now that's a wild beast!
Aparently the name "Gnu" originates on a misunderstanding bitween to biologists.
Biologist 1:"look at those strange animals! Have you ever seen them before? I'm going to give them a name."
Biologist 2:"No, that's new."
Biologist 1:"Darn, you've already named them. Okay, Gnu it is."
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« Reply #120 on: January 10, 2012, 01:40:54 pm » |
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Taxing them is bad
Taxinomy'ing' them is worse
Taxiderm'ing' them is probably worst of all but incredibly steampunk for some reason that escapes me...
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« Reply #121 on: January 10, 2012, 03:19:10 pm » |
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Taxiderm'ing' them is probably worst of all but incredibly steampunk for some reason that escapes me...
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« Reply #122 on: January 10, 2012, 09:22:57 pm » |
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Local Politician promises the Brass Goggles a "Gnu Deal"..
His opponent declares, "No Gnu Taxes"
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« Reply #123 on: January 11, 2012, 12:05:57 am » |
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Hummpfff...
The Wildebeest Hackney Carriage Driver's Association? Taxidermy is too good for them! As far as they are concerned no gnus is good gnus.
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« Reply #124 on: January 11, 2012, 02:36:15 am » |
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The Wildebeest Hackney Carriage Driver's Association (or was it "Assassination"?)? That's a gnu one on me!
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