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« Reply #75 on: December 31, 2011, 09:46:30 am » |
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We've already passed that point. Behind spoiler for graphic but pun-filled context: A random police movie, where an armed rubber is getting arrested by a cup:
Cup:"Hold it right there!"
Rubber turns around, pointing the gnu at the cop:"Back off, I've got a gnu and ain't afraid to use it!"
Cup:"Uncock that gnu and gently put the gnu down."
Rubber:"You put down the gnu or I'll shoot."
Cup:"Stay calm. You don't want the gnu to get off. Put the cock of the gnu in the resting position"
Rubber:"You do the same. I don't want your gnu to get off on me."
Cup:"Let's do it together. Gently put your thumb on the gnu's cock and I'll do the same."
Rubber:"I changed my mind. BANG BANG BANG." Could this be filmed without gnudity? I think gnot. It would be illegal in many countries. That is why there is nothing gnu in West Virginia.....  (no offense to anyone from West Virginia, I come from a part of Pennsylvania that has the same exact reputation) I have never gnown a gnu. Gnor do I want to. |
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« Reply #76 on: December 31, 2011, 11:22:09 am » |
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I would be obliged if someone could mark this thread NSFW, the picture of Gnu's, Yaks etc, show them in a state of undress.
They are totally gnude!
I am not a prude, but gratuitous gnudity should be restricted to gnudists.
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« Reply #77 on: December 31, 2011, 11:22:55 am » |
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« Reply #78 on: December 31, 2011, 11:28:36 am » |
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Yes.
I am thinking of starting a companion thread "What's Your Poisson?"
If anyone is wondering, it's Cod.
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« Reply #79 on: December 31, 2011, 01:14:28 pm » |
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I am thinking of starting a companion thread "What's Your Poisson?"
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« Reply #80 on: December 31, 2011, 01:30:39 pm » |
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Icelandic, the Cod is now their National Currency. Its helped the money supply issue enormously, hang onto it too long it goes off, so people are spending it quickly! Fry it, well then it starts to burn a hole in your pocket!
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« Reply #81 on: December 31, 2011, 04:06:55 pm » |
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Lutefisk... why did it have to be lutefisk... After all - It is the piece of cod which passeth all understanding. Happy gnu year, everybody! Chas. |
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« Reply #82 on: December 31, 2011, 05:16:23 pm » |
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How did we get from gnus to codpieces?  Happy gnu year to ewe all! |
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« Reply #83 on: December 31, 2011, 05:37:59 pm » |
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I would be obliged if someone could mark this thread NSFW, the picture of Gnu's, Yaks etc, show them in a state of undress.
They are totally gnude!
The Yak is wearing a saddle & a license, & therefore is GNOT gnude. Dressed rather gnattily, I might add... |
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« Reply #84 on: January 01, 2012, 10:30:46 pm » |
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"And a license for my pet Yak, Eric..."
OOoop - time for tea here. Think I will have mine with some Fig Gnutons.
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« Reply #85 on: January 02, 2012, 12:09:30 am » |
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I missread the topic as guns so didn't bother reading this thread until today.
There's no guns - just a lot of bull.
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« Reply #86 on: January 02, 2012, 05:37:36 am » |
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That's correct. The yak is ALWAYS male. The female of the species is called a dre. Thus the term "yak butter" is a misnomer (or worse).
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« Reply #87 on: January 02, 2012, 10:00:47 am » |
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According to Wikipedia: The English word "yak" derives from the Tibetan (Tibetan: གཡག་, Wylie: g.yag), or gyag – in Tibetan this refers only to the male of the species, the female being called a dri or nak. In English, as in most other languages which have borrowed the word, "yak" is usually used for both sexes. So it's a Dri or Nak or Yak. Take your pick. A Dre is a doctor and I don't think he would like it, if you call him female.  I hope yak butter isn't what I think it is, yuck butter. |
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« Reply #88 on: January 02, 2012, 01:33:55 pm » |
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That's correct. The yak is ALWAYS male. The female of the species is called a dre. Thus the term "yak butter" is a misnomer (or worse).
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« Reply #89 on: January 02, 2012, 03:47:44 pm » |
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I knew a Miss Nomer once, she did'nt live up to her name.
There is a brand of (allegedly) yoghurty health drink in the UK called Yakult. Ones mind boggles at what it contains. Who gnu?
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« Reply #90 on: January 02, 2012, 06:09:25 pm » |
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I knew a Miss Nomer once, she did'nt live up to her name.
There is a brand of (allegedly) yoghurty health drink in the UK called Yakult. Ones mind boggles at what it contains. Who gnu?
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« Reply #91 on: January 02, 2012, 06:28:21 pm » |
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I knew a Miss Nomer once, she did'nt live up to her name.
There is a brand of (allegedly) yoghurty health drink in the UK called Yakult. Ones mind boggles at what it contains. Who gnu?
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« Reply #92 on: January 02, 2012, 06:46:47 pm » |
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I knew a Miss Nomer once, she did'nt live up to her name.
There is a brand of (allegedly) yoghurty health drink in the UK called Yakult. Ones mind boggles at what it contains. Who gnu?
those little yakult bottles are about the same amount a yak can produce. I HOPE that you do not know this from "personal experience"! |
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« Reply #93 on: January 03, 2012, 09:37:13 am » |
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I knew a Miss Nomer once, she did'nt live up to her name.
There is a brand of (allegedly) yoghurty health drink in the UK called Yakult. Ones mind boggles at what it contains. Who gnu?
those little yakult bottles are about the same amount a yak can produce. I HOPE that you do not know this from "personal experience"! I saw it in a movie.... I calculated weight for weight from my own.... Hang on, this thread was about gnus, not yak. Back to the gnu.  |
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« Reply #94 on: January 03, 2012, 01:26:06 pm » |
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I knew a Miss Nomer once, she did'nt live up to her name.
There is a brand of (allegedly) yoghurty health drink in the UK called Yakult. Ones mind boggles at what it contains. Who gnu?
those little yakult bottles are about the same amount a yak can produce. I HOPE that you do not know this from "personal experience"! I saw it in a movie.... I calculated weight for weight from my own.... Hang on, this thread was about gnus, not yak. Back to the gnu. Yes, you can't shoot yourself in the foot if it's safely in your mouth. The foot, I mean, not the gun or the gnu. |
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« Reply #95 on: January 03, 2012, 06:55:47 pm » |
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If you run out of hay, feed them gnoodles.
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« Reply #96 on: January 04, 2012, 04:52:56 am » |
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« Reply #97 on: January 04, 2012, 04:56:16 am » |
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Right to keep and arm gnus? Chas. Ah but isn't Gnus an anagram for that very thing on his hip? I thought you Gnus that! |
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« Reply #98 on: January 04, 2012, 05:02:35 am » |
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Anyone have trouble keeping loaded gnus around the house? They can be ever so destructive, and then there's they task of keeping them loaded. They can be ever so expensive to reload and quite picky about what they consume. Better to just lock them up and be done with it I say. That or sell them and remove the issue entirely.
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« Reply #99 on: January 05, 2012, 10:38:04 am » |
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