von Corax
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Leverkusen Institute of Paleocybernetics
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« Reply #175 on: February 04, 2012, 02:33:44 pm » |
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I'd say it's gneiss to be back, but that might be getting off to a rocky start.
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By the power of caffeine do I set my mind in motion
By the Beans of Life do my thoughts acquire speed
My hands acquire a shaking
The shaking becomes a warning
By the power of caffeine do I set my mind in motion
The Leverkusen Institute of Paleocybernetics is 5838 km from Reading
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Mercury Wells
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« Reply #176 on: February 04, 2012, 02:50:51 pm » |
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Bull winkles!
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Will Howard
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« Reply #177 on: February 04, 2012, 03:46:04 pm » |
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I'd say it's gneiss to be back, but that might be getting off to a rocky start.
But NEVER take us for granite! |
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Hez
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« Reply #178 on: February 04, 2012, 10:48:56 pm » |
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Ore suggest we're losing our marbles
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Mr Peter Harrow, Esq
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« Reply #179 on: February 04, 2012, 11:03:27 pm » |
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SCHIST!
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Proudly giving the entire Asylum The Finger!
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Will Howard
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« Reply #180 on: February 05, 2012, 12:18:34 am » |
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We're going down a rocky road with this- have we lost our marbles, Hez?
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Hez
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« Reply #181 on: February 05, 2012, 03:03:08 am » |
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Geode-timer, I'm not sure I had mine to begin with.
(please forgive the exaggeration of your maturity and experience)
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Will Howard
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« Reply #182 on: February 05, 2012, 04:13:14 pm » |
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You are full of it- quartz & quartz of it.
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Mr Peter Harrow, Esq
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« Reply #183 on: February 05, 2012, 04:43:38 pm » |
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We're going down a rocky road with this- have we lost our marbles, Hez?
"Rocky Road?" are you taking the Pistachio? |
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Will Howard
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« Reply #184 on: February 05, 2012, 05:34:55 pm » |
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That or the Buttered Pecan. Are you a mind reader?
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« Reply #185 on: February 05, 2012, 09:33:32 pm » |
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Actually not feeling that well, picked up a set of Moose antlers in Manchester yesterday and have been mounting them, but the smell of burning antlers has been making me retch, so violently, the neighbours have been round to see what's wrong.
Apparently they dont like the Sound Of Moose Sick.
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Will Howard
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« Reply #186 on: February 05, 2012, 10:52:18 pm » |
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Actually not feeling that well, picked up a set of Moose antlers in Manchester yesterday and have been mounting them, but the smell of burning antlers has been making me retch, so violently, the neighbours have been round to see what's wrong.
Apparently they don't like the Sound Of Moose Sick.
That should be ill eagle... |
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« Reply #187 on: February 05, 2012, 11:02:41 pm » |
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That was a really offal pun...
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You, sir! Make an effort!
"a drifting spirit was in our hearts, and we ourselves could not understand it. We just sold our farms and set out north-westwards to find a new home."
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Will Howard
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« Reply #188 on: February 05, 2012, 11:12:14 pm » |
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That was a really offal pun...
Thank you! I earned (deserved) that comment! Guano do another one? |
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« Reply #189 on: February 06, 2012, 11:49:21 am » |
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Actually not feeling that well, picked up a set of Moose antlers in Manchester yesterday and have been mounting them, but the smell of burning antlers has been making me retch, so violently, the neighbours have been round to see what's wrong.
Apparently they dont like the Sound Of Moose Sick.
Mounting them after only one day? Whatever happened to long courtships? |
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Choose a code to live by, die by it if you have to.
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Mercury Wells
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« Reply #190 on: February 06, 2012, 03:52:48 pm » |
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Actually not feeling that well, picked up a set of Moose antlers in Manchester yesterday and have been mounting them, but the smell of burning antlers has been making me retch, so violently, the neighbours have been round to see what's wrong.
Apparently they dont like the Sound Of Moose Sick.
Mounting them after only one day? Whatever happened to long courtships? Well, you realise that tines are a changing. |
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Will Howard
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« Reply #191 on: February 06, 2012, 06:35:11 pm » |
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Actually not feeling that well, picked up a set of Moose antlers in Manchester yesterday and have been mounting them, but the smell of burning antlers has been making me retch, so violently, the neighbours have been round to see what's wrong.
Apparently they dont like the Sound Of Moose Sick.
Mounting them after only one day? Whatever happened to long courtships? Well, you realise that tines are a changing. Now the sheep are getting involved- that one was BAAAAADDD! |
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« Reply #192 on: February 06, 2012, 08:32:11 pm » |
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Actually not feeling that well, picked up a set of Moose antlers in Manchester yesterday and have been mounting them, but the smell of burning antlers has been making me retch, so violently, the neighbours have been round to see what's wrong.
Apparently they dont like the Sound Of Moose Sick.
Mounting them after only one day? Whatever happened to long courtships? Well, you realise that tines are a changing. Now the sheep are getting involved- that one was BAAAAADDD! Ewe really aren't one to talk, sir! |
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"Well, I don't really think that the end can be assessed as of itself as being the end because what does the end feel like? It's like saying when you try to extrapolate the end of the universe, you say, if the universe is indeed infinite, then how - what does that mean? How far is all the way, and then if it stops, what's stopping it, and what's behind what's stopping it? So, what's the end, you know, is my question to you."
~ David St. Hubbins
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Mercury Wells
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« Reply #193 on: February 06, 2012, 08:58:13 pm » |
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Sheep jokes really get my goat.
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Hez
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« Reply #194 on: February 06, 2012, 09:45:36 pm » |
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You seem to be rather bullish about trying to steer this thread back to the animal kingdom.
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Will Howard
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« Reply #195 on: February 07, 2012, 05:50:04 am » |
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I herd that!
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« Reply #196 on: February 07, 2012, 08:41:19 am » |
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oh dear.
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The best way to learn is by personal experience.
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The Corsair
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« Reply #197 on: February 07, 2012, 09:16:08 am » |
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People are flocking back to this thread now...
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I think I should also mention I had a dream about this game, only Bailey was a woman...
I assure you, that incident in Singapore was all a misunderstanding. |
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von Corax
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Leverkusen Institute of Paleocybernetics
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« Reply #198 on: February 07, 2012, 10:59:56 am » |
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It's marbleous to gnow people aren't taking this thread for granite; it would be a dreadful loess if they did. (Yes, it may seem as though I'm very stoned; I really just like to buck the trend.)
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« Reply #199 on: February 07, 2012, 12:18:07 pm » |
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I'd steak my life on the fact that this thread length will not grow beyond medium-rare to find one about puns that long.
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