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Author Topic: The Not So Secret Society  (Read 53793 times)
psn1der
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« Reply #225 on: December 14, 2011, 09:56:53 pm »

Do we really have time for the Time Police?  We seem to have a not so secret situation here.
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« Reply #226 on: December 14, 2011, 10:10:24 pm »

I believe they can call back later. In 30-50 years or so.
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« Reply #227 on: December 14, 2011, 10:19:43 pm »

Do we really have time for the Time Police?  We seem to have a not so secret situation here.

There's always time for the time police. So long as they're polite police...
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psn1der
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« Reply #228 on: December 14, 2011, 11:31:03 pm »

The polite time police are a different group altogether.  The regular time police aren't nearly as polite.
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« Reply #229 on: December 15, 2011, 04:06:29 am »

*Rushes over to the wall full of dials, copper pipes, buttons and weird gauges...

"The Time police are coming! They are on their way right now! They'll be here..."

*Taps a dial with fingernail...

"Last Thursday!"
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psn1der
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« Reply #230 on: December 15, 2011, 06:58:45 am »

Will someone do something to stall them until we get these fish hidden?
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« Reply #231 on: December 15, 2011, 10:39:07 am »

Here - just drop them in this fryer...
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« Reply #232 on: December 15, 2011, 12:58:28 pm »

*Walks away to the phone*

"Well I'll see what I can do to hold them off for a bit, but you know they might just get here five minutes ago anyway."
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« Reply #233 on: December 15, 2011, 01:53:28 pm »

Well, since we're all about to have been not-so-secretly screwed by the Chrono-bacon, how about we tidy this place up before they got here?

* steps over to the broken windows and tries to pull the drapes over the shattered glass*

* staggers back*

Dash it ! I thought you lot had been shooting out of the windows... Somebody's shot me again...

* sinks against the wall, leaking a smear of red blood onto the wallpaper *
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« Reply #234 on: December 15, 2011, 03:16:30 pm »

"Oh my god! There's blood everywhere!!! I'll need 100cc's of Magnolia Emulsion.  Is there a painter/decorator in the house?"

Private Weasel pauses, and looks suddenly embarrased.

"I said that outloud didn't I?  Heh.  Shall we see if he's okay?"


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« Reply #235 on: December 15, 2011, 07:41:16 pm »

I'm heeeeere ...

Oh crap ... look at this mess.  I'll be back in a week ago to check on the situation.

Is that fried fish I smell? 
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« Reply #236 on: December 16, 2011, 01:42:23 am »

Pulling switches and dials frantically, then, finally...

"Fish is up."
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« Reply #237 on: December 16, 2011, 01:51:08 am »

"Well, this is definitely a fine kettle of fish, I have landed myself into."
A bullet comes from nowhere and shatters the teapot in her hand.
"Ok! THAT DOES IT! I can't work like that!!!"
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« Reply #238 on: December 16, 2011, 02:47:44 am »

*a voice comes wafting from another part of the house*

"May I suggest adjourning to a room without windows? This one perhaps?"
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« Reply #239 on: December 16, 2011, 12:13:03 pm »

Does it, perchance, have a few bandages in it?

I'm quite happy to crawl there, but some form of first aid would be a bonus...

*rummages in a pocket for a clean handkerchief and tries to pack the hole in his jacket sleeve to preserve the rest of the wallpaper*
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« Reply #240 on: December 16, 2011, 03:28:08 pm »

*Carries huge platter of fish into the other room, and puts it on the large banqueting table

"Ah - the dining room. Now, where are the secret clockwork cockroach butlers?"

*Rings a tiny bell
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Private Weasel
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« Reply #241 on: December 16, 2011, 03:34:17 pm »

Private Weasel eats tiny food.

"Hmmm, I'm not sure why I did that, nice Pavlova though."
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« Reply #242 on: December 16, 2011, 11:56:27 pm »

"It is a nice pavlova...waitaminute!"

*Looks under the tablecloth.

"Good God! There is a pair of legs under the table!"
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« Reply #243 on: December 17, 2011, 03:13:30 pm »

Only one pair? Why doesn't the table fall over?
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« Reply #244 on: December 17, 2011, 04:05:40 pm »

Perhaps because that Orang Utan is holding it up?
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« Reply #245 on: December 17, 2011, 07:17:56 pm »

What orang ut...  oh the hairy, orange looking individual with the tray of hors d'oeuvres? I thought he was the waiter.
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« Reply #246 on: December 17, 2011, 07:22:53 pm »

He is. The head waiter in fact. He also is an orang utan. But whatever you do, never, really never, call him an ape.
He does like bananas though. And books, strangely enough.
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« Reply #247 on: December 18, 2011, 05:24:16 am »

Mr. Splangy does like books, mostly romance fiction though, strangely...

But the pair of legs seems to belong to a sailor...should we attempt to revive him?
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Angus A Fitziron
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« Reply #248 on: December 18, 2011, 02:29:04 pm »

It depends. Is he, for instance, a drunken sailor? There are very specific things you can do with a drunken sailor and I am not sure that reviving them is one I can recall.
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« Reply #249 on: December 18, 2011, 05:55:05 pm »

So, what shall we do with the drunken sailor? Provided he is one?
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