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« Reply #800 on: March 11, 2010, 12:24:16 am » |
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mr algorithm, that is a splendid ´tash! dropping in here again and drooling already... all these lovely beards. I keep urging all guys I talk to for a while to grow one  This thread is like 30+ pages long and I've missed it all this time?
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Capt. Dirigible
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« Reply #801 on: March 12, 2010, 05:53:24 pm » |
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Ok..the fact that this guy is a racist and a convicted murderer notwithstanding...check out that 'tache!! |
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I say, Joe it's jolly frightening out here.
Nonsense dear boy, you should be more like me.
But look at you! You're shaking all over!
Shaking? You silly goose! I'm just doing the Watusi
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« Reply #802 on: March 12, 2010, 06:22:23 pm » |
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so I saw a post in the newspaper today, in the classifieds section where the woman was looking for a man who was "clean shaven" because "personal hygene is a big deal to her". now I understand there are alot of men out there with pretty scuzzy beards but I for one took great offence to that listing. so what. because i have facial hair disqualifies me, what about all those clean shaven men who can't grow beards who still have horrible personal hygene. and what about those who do but keep themselves spotless... and most importantly what about me who can't shave due to the sheer monetary impracticability of it. i'm sorry if I would rather not spend more mone in a month than I currently spend in a year on shaving just to live up to your expectations.
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« Reply #803 on: March 12, 2010, 07:26:42 pm » |
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Don't get worked up! She's obviously a tool, ignore her. It was an ignorant thing to say, not worth considering twice.  |
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« Reply #804 on: March 12, 2010, 07:36:35 pm » |
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yeah this is true, I have recieved a surprising amount of hate for my facial hair though. especially how quickly it grows. hell when I was working at mcdicks i was on the graveyard shift so we didn't get any breaks, every morning the head manager would open and complain about me having not shaved. even though I started at 11 and shaved every day at 9. so once I finally got sick of it, waited to shave till 11 went into work, shaved, then had the head night shift manager take a picture of me and sign it saying I had shaved at 11. that morning the head manager complained about the fact that my face grew hair over the span of 8 hours, I showed her the picture and was fired a week later.
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Capt. Dirigible
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« Reply #805 on: March 12, 2010, 08:22:34 pm » |
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When iI was at school I had good friend called Ray who was one of the hairiest people I've ever known. He was shaving at 13 and when he was in the second year of high school would shave before school and come 4pm had really heavy stubble. During the school summer holidays he stopped shaving and went back in September with a full beard that he'd grown over the six week break. Our first lesson was maths and the maths teacher sent him home to shave it off. He said he wasn't going to teach a pupil with a full beard!
I think he was one of those men who simply couldn't grow anything decent and was jealous of Ray's impressive beard
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« Reply #806 on: March 12, 2010, 10:22:15 pm » |
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Dammit, I came to this thread just to post that racist moustache story.
There was an older guy in my class from Pakistan. I was impressed when he shaved off his big bushy moustache, and it grew back in three days or so.
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« Reply #807 on: March 12, 2010, 10:44:17 pm » |
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Dammit, I came to this thread just to post that racist moustache story.
There was an older guy in my class from Pakistan. I was impressed when he shaved off his big bushy moustache, and it grew back in three days or so.
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Mr. Sable
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« Reply #808 on: March 13, 2010, 09:03:36 am » |
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I finally have appropriate facial hair for this thread! Yay! |
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« Reply #809 on: March 13, 2010, 09:08:43 am » |
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Benny and Joon, you devilishly amusing gentleman.
I'm currently working on my own facial hair. It's a slow thing.
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« Reply #810 on: March 13, 2010, 09:38:56 am » |
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Thank you, good sir!
I like this Franz Josef thing better than the old goatee because it involves shaving only the white hairs while leaving the dark.
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« Reply #811 on: March 14, 2010, 02:35:01 am » |
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Mr. Sable
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« Reply #812 on: March 14, 2010, 09:10:25 am » |
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Splendid, Capt. MacNamara. Would you happen to be a captain in the Toy Soldiers?
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« Reply #813 on: March 14, 2010, 10:53:16 am » |
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*Enjoys this thread*
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« Reply #814 on: March 14, 2010, 02:49:22 pm » |
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Splendid, Capt. MacNamara. Would you happen to be a captain in the Toy Soldiers?
Not as of yet, however I have been doing the good Doctor's work, promoting him in my area as it were. Oklahoma has far too many "rednecks" and not near enough ponderers of what lies outside the proverbial box. |
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« Reply #815 on: March 14, 2010, 03:53:20 pm » |
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« Reply #816 on: March 14, 2010, 11:49:02 pm » |
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Here is my gentle foray into the world of the moustache. |
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« Reply #817 on: March 15, 2010, 03:18:26 am » |
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Splendid, Capt. MacNamara. Would you happen to be a captain in the Toy Soldiers?
Not as of yet, however I have been doing the good Doctor's work, promoting him in my area as it were. Oklahoma has far too many "rednecks" and not near enough ponderers of what lies outside the proverbial box. I am also an Okie! There are indeed a goodly number of rednecks in the area but also lots of lovely people in the mix! On another note, I just discovered this thread and I am so pleased! I do love good facial hair! |
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« Reply #818 on: March 15, 2010, 06:13:14 am » |
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Yeps, that is a fine 'stache! When I try for that one people call it a pervstache and say I look like John Waters. Not many at all can pull that look off.
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« Reply #819 on: March 15, 2010, 09:33:27 am » |
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I have a rather nice Van Dyke myself. I'm trying to get my moustache to the point where I can wax it, but so far no luck.
Incidentally, does anyone have any tips on beard shaping? I'd like to train mine into the classical diabolical goatee, but I'm not sure how to control it that closely.
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« Reply #820 on: March 15, 2010, 03:19:24 pm » |
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I posted this picture of myself on my gyrocopter, taken a few days ago, and Choreocrat suggested I place it in this thread...can't imagine why, but anyway, here it is...  It is my "winter fur"...it will be removed as the weather becomes warmer...a sure sign of Spring. ~Thistlewaite |
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« Reply #821 on: March 15, 2010, 11:37:47 pm » |
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That would be because it's A Good Thing, and well worth the effort of growing.
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« Reply #822 on: March 20, 2010, 06:58:23 pm » |
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'This job looks complicated, get a bigger hammer!'
'The 4lb lump hammer, also known as a Birmingham Screwdriver'
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« Reply #823 on: March 21, 2010, 08:31:25 pm » |
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For any of our Colonial cousins unfamiliar with 'Prof' Jimmy Edwards..here he is. |
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« Reply #824 on: March 22, 2010, 05:12:14 pm » |
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We shall bewilder the masses with seams in our trousers that could cut paper, trilbies angled so rakishly that traffic comes to a standstill; and by refusing the bland, watery substances that are foisted upon us by faceless corporations, we shall bring the establishment to its knees.
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