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« on: July 29, 2011, 09:10:16 am » |
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This could be in General Steampunk, but by its very nature, Off Topic seems best if I am not mistaken. In an effort to prevent a potential derail in another thread, but in the interest of humor, let this madness begin: HOW STEAMPUNK ARE YOU? I'm so steampunk..... my air conditioner has a boiler room. Your turn! |
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James Harrison
Rogue Ætherlord
 England
Bachelor of the Arts; Master of the Sciences
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« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2011, 10:17:52 am » |
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I'm so steampunk that if you cut me, I bleed steam.
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Persons intending to travel by open carriage should select a seat with their backs to the engine, by which means they will avoid the ashes emitted therefrom, that in travelling generally, but particularly through the tunnels, prove a great annoyance; the carriage farthest from the engine will in consequence be found the most desirable.
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helios
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« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2011, 10:25:47 am » |
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I eat brass and crap out cogs.
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In smoggiest day, in sooted night no ignorance shall escape my sight. Let those who worship ignorance's might, beware my power... Brass Goggles light! |
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Capt. Dirigible
Rogue Ætherlord
 United Kingdom
Shirts?.....I got plenty at 'ome.
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« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2011, 11:34:42 am » |
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I'm so steampunk my 'gogglebox' isn't my television!
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I say, Joe it's jolly frightening out here.
Nonsense dear boy, you should be more like me.
But look at you! You're shaking all over!
Shaking? You silly goose! I'm just doing the Watusi
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Maj. R Pump (Retd.)
Officer
United Kingdom
Formerly of Her Majesty's Arctic Camel Corps
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« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2011, 11:44:02 am » |
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I'm so Steampunk I refuse to acknowledge that Queen Victoria has died
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The cavalry dismount, the guards debus, us cameleers disrobe, regularly!
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Sir Nikolas Vendigroth
Captain Spice
Moderator
Immortal
United Kingdom
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« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2011, 11:44:20 am » |
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HE WRESTLES BEARS, HE DRINKS HIS ALE, HE LOVES HIS AUTUNITE! ON WEDNESDAYS HE GOES SHOPPING, THIS SONG IS UTTER SHI-
PM me about adding a thread to the OT archive! _|¯¯|_ r[]_[] |
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stockton_joans
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« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2011, 09:44:30 pm » |
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I'm so steampunk I wear two Waistcoats!
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Stockton Joans:
Gentleman
Tinkerer
Part time Illithid hunter
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TVC15
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« Reply #7 on: August 23, 2011, 12:21:57 am » |
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I'm so steampunk my storm shelter is a Faraday cage.
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Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time...
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Augustus Longeye
Daedric Lord of Biscuits
Board Moderator
Rogue Ætherlord
United Kingdom
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« Reply #8 on: August 23, 2011, 12:51:34 am » |
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I'm so Steampunk I refuse to acknowledge that Queen Victoria has died
SHE WHAT NOW? When was this?  ~Longeye~ |
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I say you, chaps down there! Piss off, see? Haa ha! Love, Space Longeye <3 |
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D.Oakes
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« Reply #9 on: August 23, 2011, 01:15:07 am » |
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I'm so Steampunk I refuse to acknowledge that Queen Victoria has died
SHE WHAT NOW? When was this? ~Longeye~ Back in January of this year. Where have you been? We have all been in mourning dress. There was a short circuit in that Tesla device that has kept her alive all these years. I think a loose cog fell into some assemblage releasing a metal octopus which did the whole deed. |
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Major Wolfram Quicksilver
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« Reply #10 on: August 23, 2011, 01:22:19 am » |
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I'm so steampunk I have shares in Brasso.
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'This job looks complicated, get a bigger hammer!'
'The 4lb lump hammer, also known as a Birmingham Screwdriver'
'Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is never putting them in a fruit salad.'
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Mercury Wells
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« Reply #11 on: August 23, 2011, 03:52:10 am » |
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I'm so Steampunk, I am the unconsciousness of Jetter, who gave him the concept of "Steampunk".
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TVC15
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« Reply #12 on: August 23, 2011, 04:11:37 am » |
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I'm so steampunk, I dream in black and white. (except when there's absinthe around)
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D.Oakes
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« Reply #13 on: August 23, 2011, 06:19:12 pm » |
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I'm so steampunk my television is sitting on the curb to make room for a Victorian apothecary cabinet.
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andrew craven
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« Reply #14 on: August 23, 2011, 07:11:36 pm » |
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I am so steampunk that I look like a leather turd with brass peanuts!
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Prof Thadeus Q. Wychlock
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« Reply #15 on: August 24, 2011, 10:20:36 am » |
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I'm so steampunk i've even polished some of the copper pipes in my boiler room.
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Reinholdt Sturm
Deck Hand
 New Zealand
Degree of sinister may vary
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« Reply #16 on: August 24, 2011, 10:47:55 am » |
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I'm so steampunk my car is stuck in the driveway because we ran out of coal.
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Prof Thadeus Q. Wychlock
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« Reply #17 on: August 24, 2011, 11:18:21 am » |
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I'm so steampunk even my toaster has a regulator and pressure gauge. |
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Grymm
Officer
England
"If I want your opinion I'll thrash it out of you"
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« Reply #18 on: August 24, 2011, 12:42:22 pm » |
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So steampunk my farts smell of coalsmoke......or that might've been the eggs....sorry.
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Futuaris nisi irrisus ridebis.
I've tried to see it from your point of view but I can't fit my head up your arse'ole too.
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lilibat
Rogue Ætherlord
 United States
gamer geek goth girl
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« Reply #19 on: August 24, 2011, 04:23:11 pm » |
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I am so steampunkgoth I fart clockwork bats!
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Lady Ava
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« Reply #20 on: August 24, 2011, 06:04:17 pm » |
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i'm so steampunk I sweat oil.
(Also, little sister is so steampunk she has tiny baby-goggles!)
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''I'm a loose bolt in a complete machine. What a match! I'm half-doomed and you're semi-sweet.'' "You want steampunk to be a novelty, a LOLcat, a meme. I want it to be my life. Which of us is going to fight harder for it?" - Dimitri Markotin *DISCLAIMER* This dungeon is fictional, and any similarities to other dungeons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.  http://www.facebook.com/avasapparelMention you're from BG when ordering for free shipping! http://www.etsy.com/shop/AshleighEllanUse 'AVA10' for 10% off! |
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Birdnest
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« Reply #21 on: August 24, 2011, 06:31:29 pm » |
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I'm so steampunk that I have brass fingertips (to replace the crushed or cut-off ones  ) |
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Reality is for those who cannot properly commit to the absurd.
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Rockula
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« Reply #22 on: August 24, 2011, 08:34:34 pm » |
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I'm so Steampunk and so's my wife...
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The legs have fallen off my Victorian Lady...
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Prof Thadeus Q. Wychlock
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« Reply #23 on: August 24, 2011, 10:52:53 pm » |
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I'm so steampunk that my computer takes up four rooms of my house and still takes three days to load a single forum page !
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TVC15
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« Reply #24 on: August 24, 2011, 11:04:02 pm » |
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Yo mamma is so steampunk, the boilermaker doubles as her seamstress. Oh, wait. Wrong thread, again.
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