Siliconous Skumins
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« Reply #825 on: November 25, 2013, 04:35:09 am » |
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Somebody mention the Dodo?.. He's....erm, fine! Just off on a littlesomummthmmm *mumbles*
*notices Dodo slipping quietly out of the door, still strapped into his temporal perambulator*
Ooooh! Look over there, it's an airship!! *points to window furthest from the door*
Anyhow, time for a drink!...
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[Server Prayer] I am a node of Server, Born of flesh and blood, But enhanced by the power of its web. I have no use for pain or fear. My scripts are a focus of my will. My strength is my knowledge. My weapons are my skills. Information is the blood of my body. I am part of the greater network. I am host to the vast data of server. My flesh is weak, But my connection is eternal, And therefore I am a god.
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MWBailey
Rogue Ætherlord
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"This is the sort of thing no-one ever believes"
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« Reply #826 on: November 25, 2013, 07:47:45 am » |
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*Bailey's innate suspicion of others and downright contrarian makeup causes him to look in the opposite direction; therefore, he sees the Dodo's exit, but decides to keep it to himself with what might, or might not, be a wink in Sil's direction*
Meeowwr?
What Dodo, Buttons? *glances around*
Do you see something I don't, little one?
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Walk softly and carry a big banjo...
""quid statis aspicientes in infernum"
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Fairley B. Strange
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« Reply #827 on: December 17, 2013, 02:05:14 am » |
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*regains consciousness under the dining table*
Wow, whatever that goo was, it wasn't just squashed bananas...
*crawls unsteadily to the bar and climbs to an almost upright stance*
Barkeep! One large hair-of-the-dog, thanks, with extra hair.
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Choose a code to live by, die by it if you have to.
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Siliconous Skumins
Server Monk
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« Reply #828 on: December 19, 2013, 10:39:27 am » |
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*looks at wall calendar*
Uhhhm....? Is this thing right - June 4th?
*looks out window, sees snow and several reindeer being chased by a red faced drunk fat-man with a white beard*
*shrugs* Hmmm, must be at least a week out of date....
Well it's getting chilly in here, I'll get the fire going!
Oh! - we're out of coal, but we do have a stack of logs for some reason.... I'll get a big one on!
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Fairley B. Strange
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« Reply #829 on: December 19, 2013, 11:31:00 am » |
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*looks at the mirror behind the bar and sees a red faced drunk fat-man with a white beard*
Fourth of July..?
*moves over next to the fireplace holding both a large log and a fistful of fireworks*
Do make up your mind, dear chap. Does anybody have a reliable chronometer?
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Madasasteamfish
A clanger waiting to be dropped......
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Rogue Ætherlord

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« Reply #830 on: December 19, 2013, 04:24:57 pm » |
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*looks at the mirror behind the bar and sees a red faced drunk fat-man with a white beard*
Fourth of July..?
*moves over next to the fireplace holding both a large log and a fistful of fireworks*
Do make up your mind, dear chap. Does anybody have a reliable chronometer?
*Picks himself up off the table* I think I *DID* have one, but it seems some varlant has replaced it in my pocket with a series of mangled cogs, springs and assorted brass bits whilst I was passed out drunk. Although there's something about our friend here I seem to recall.....something about sherry? Barkeep, another barrel of rum, and a bottle of advocaat for good measure.
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I made a note in my diary on the way over here. Simply says; "Bugger!"
"DON'T THINK OF IT AS DYING, JUST THINK OF IT AS LEAVING EARLY TO AVOID THE RUSH."
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Fairley B. Strange
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« Reply #831 on: January 01, 2014, 10:33:14 am » |
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Oh, sod it... *throws both in* Happy new year, or at least, Happy something somewhen!
*of course the resulant explosion ejects the blazing yule log through the opposite wall, creating a new shortcut to the dining room*
Well, let's put out the minor fires and see what's on the menu.
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Philip
Gunner

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If you can not be good, be good at it.
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« Reply #832 on: February 18, 2014, 05:08:27 pm » |
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*wakes finding himself on the floor*
one of you could have dragged me to a warmer spot, now i got the sniffles, thanks allot.
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Have gone to find myself, if I should return, please ask me to wait.
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Alexis Voltaire
Rogue Ætherlord
 United States
Shàlle We Dànce?
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« Reply #833 on: August 10, 2014, 07:13:40 am » |
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*walks in and disturbs several inches of dust. Looks to the icebox for something chilled and refreshing*
Oh dear...
*A small glacier is seen flowing out of the automatic icebox door*
Well, at least we're not short on ice.
*Starts mining through the dust on the shelf approximately where the brandy ought to be*
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Siliconous Skumins
Server Monk
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« Reply #834 on: August 21, 2014, 10:35:50 pm » |
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*walks in to see if anyone is about, failing that, to do a security check*
Helloooo?........ *silence*
Hmmm...
*walks over to the icebox, and notes the remains of a gently thawing igloo somebody recently built nearby...*
What the...?! *shakes head*
*Notices the miniature sandcastles made from dust lined up on the shelf, with an empty brandy bottle and glass at the end*
Ooookaaay..... Looks like I missed a party!
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Octavius von Gilgamesh
Immortal

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Captain of the Ariadne's Sorrow
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« Reply #835 on: January 11, 2015, 11:57:15 pm » |
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*The doors to the balcony slowly swing open, and a face pierces the smoke*
What did I miss?
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May the gods stand between you and harm, in all the empty places where you must walk.
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MWBailey
Rogue Ætherlord
 United States
"This is the sort of thing no-one ever believes"
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« Reply #836 on: January 12, 2015, 03:23:35 am » |
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*rouses from his nap on the settee, dislodging an avalanche of dust in the middle of which his batwinged cat sneezes profoundly*
Bless you, little fellow! Eh, what? I was asleep, I think... oh, yes, there were a few regulars here about... *glances at an extraordinarily complex pocketwatch with many more than one dial and a multiplicity of fold-out faces*
Five months and a few weeks! You must be starved, Whiskers!
*Rummages about for a tin of cat food*
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Octavius von Gilgamesh
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Captain of the Ariadne's Sorrow
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« Reply #837 on: January 20, 2015, 01:45:40 am » |
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Has anyone seen my mutant badger. I am sure she was in my pocket when I stepped outside.
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Mercury Wells
Rogue Ætherlord

I insiste that you do call me WELLS. :)
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« Reply #838 on: February 19, 2015, 10:20:06 pm » |
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Do you mean this one *pointing to a badger that is holding a "Human hair shaving brush" & straight razor* sitting on the bar? If so, tell it pack it in as I require a drink.
Oh BtB evening Chaps & Ladies.
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Oh...my old war wound? I got that at The Battle of Dorking. Very nasty affair that was, I can tell you. The Ministry of Tea respectfully advises you to drink one cup of tea day...for that +5 Moral Fibre stat.
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Madasasteamfish
A clanger waiting to be dropped......
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Rogue Ætherlord

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« Reply #839 on: February 19, 2015, 11:09:58 pm » |
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Evening all. Pass the drinks
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Siliconous Skumins
Server Monk
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« Reply #840 on: April 10, 2015, 04:56:26 am » |
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Pass the drinks?!...
Crap! The drink inspector!
I assure you the drinks are all good quality. Very little turpentine, and only 1/4 grain of Laudanum! You get your sight back in only two weeks, guaranteed!
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Fairley B. Strange
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« Reply #841 on: April 10, 2015, 09:00:04 am » |
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*stirs from his curled position under the corner table*
Whassat...? You need to pass some... drinks? Oh, right. The Gents is out that door there. And if its locked and you're a tad urgent, there's always the back balcony out over the alleyway...
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Madasasteamfish
A clanger waiting to be dropped......
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« Reply #842 on: April 10, 2015, 07:01:43 pm » |
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Pass the drinks?!...
Crap! The drink inspector!
I assure you the drinks are all good quality. Very little turpentine, and only 1/4 grain of Laudanum! You get your sight back in only two weeks, guaranteed!
Huh, drink inspector. Is that me? *checks wallet*, oh it seems I am. A bucket of your finest gutrot please.
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Siliconous Skumins
Server Monk
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« Reply #843 on: April 11, 2015, 03:05:18 am » |
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Certainly sir... *peeling off turpentine and laudanum warning labels from bottles*
Here you go!
*hands over bucket and an envelope stuffed with bribery cash*
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MWBailey
Rogue Ætherlord
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"This is the sort of thing no-one ever believes"
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« Reply #844 on: April 12, 2015, 03:14:26 pm » |
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*A spiral staircase unwinds from the ceiling above* Hullo, anybody down there?
*Bailey descends as Whiskers the batwinged black kitten with white forepaws glides down to the bar and begins helping himself to the bowl of peanuts* Mrow *munch, munch*
Steady on, little fellow, you need meat too, you know. Barkeep, a pint of stout for me, and a tin for my friend, there, if you will. *sits on the stool closest to Whiskers*
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Siliconous Skumins
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« Reply #845 on: April 12, 2015, 08:43:59 pm » |
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Stout I can do..... *pulls pint and places on bar* Uhm.... Batcat food may be an issue. Although.... *rummages around back of cupboard* Ah, here we go - I do have several jars of this...  Seems fresh, it's still moving!
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Madasasteamfish
A clanger waiting to be dropped......
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« Reply #846 on: April 12, 2015, 09:10:50 pm » |
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Certainly sir... *peeling off turpentine and laudanum warning labels from bottles*
Here you go!
*hands over bucket and an envelope stuffed with bribery cash*
Are you trying to bribe me Sir? Good! I would expect nothing less from an establishment such as this. Now where be there wenches to be found in this vicinity?
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Siliconous Skumins
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« Reply #847 on: April 13, 2015, 02:46:28 am » |
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Wenches in this place?!.... *slides over jar of elder god* 
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Fairley B. Strange
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« Reply #848 on: April 13, 2015, 10:30:33 am » |
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*stirs under the table, knocking over the overflowing ashtray of fag-ends and other unidentifiable debris*
Did somebody say 'Wenches'... and tentacles? Together? Oh Gawd, you know what happens when you summon both those together...
Oh, the Horror... the Horror...
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Madasasteamfish
A clanger waiting to be dropped......
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« Reply #849 on: April 13, 2015, 06:35:35 pm » |
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*stirs under the table, knocking over the overflowing ashtray of fag-ends and other unidentifiable debris*
Did somebody say 'Wenches'... and tentacles? Together? Oh Gawd, you know what happens when you summon both those together...
Oh, the Horror... the Horror...
Snap out of it man!
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