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Fairley B. Strange
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« Reply #600 on: November 29, 2012, 05:28:35 pm »

Whassat?
Sorry, you'll have to speak up, I can't hear you that well now the little doll-sandstorm-thingamajig is making that weird noise...
You've split your trousers this time, you say?
Well, good heavens, man... you'd better stitch the bits back together before it gets any worse...
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« Reply #601 on: December 09, 2012, 08:02:03 pm »

Is it just me, or is anyone else experiencing a really slow passing of time?



Like it's going by really slowly!




Or maybe it's just the after effects of that funny cigar I had....
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« Reply #602 on: December 09, 2012, 08:58:57 pm »

New supplies of GIN, if anyone's interested...
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« Reply #603 on: December 09, 2012, 09:18:15 pm »

*grabs glass in one hand and puts other hand up*

I'll take two, thanks!  Best make them doubles...
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« Reply #604 on: December 10, 2012, 12:17:01 am »

*Grabs a bottle and pours a bit into a beaker, swirls it around, and swallows it (minus the beaker, of course).
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« Reply #605 on: December 10, 2012, 06:33:56 am »

Mmmmmmmm.....gin. Make mine a double, and add just a touch of tonic.

*Takes swig*

That is some spiffing gin you have there old chum.
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« Reply #606 on: December 10, 2012, 01:48:47 pm »

Agreed, where-hence did you perchance procure such produce?
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« Reply #607 on: December 10, 2012, 09:08:52 pm »

Yes it is rather good stuff, has a most unusual pleasant taste.

*refills glass*

Hmmm, I have feeling we are forgetting something.... *shrugs* Oh well...

*swigs from glass*  Have we got any pork scratchings? Peanuts perhaps?
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« Reply #608 on: December 10, 2012, 10:37:38 pm »

Staggering in through the door.

Gentlespoons I've just been consulting with a well known chief from the aeteritic lantern and have found this giant pork scratching..................would anybody care for a fistfull, oh and please would somebody be so kind as to pour me a flaggon of ale, I think I will need it to wash this porcine morsel down!
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« Reply #609 on: December 11, 2012, 07:46:07 am »

Good Cog man! That  is an entire pig sized scratching, it still has trotters!!

*Pours ale from behind bar*

I'll take some of that scratching thanks - a bit lower than the snout though...
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« Reply #610 on: December 11, 2012, 03:26:43 pm »

Pork scratchings? Rather! Pass a bit down this way, thanks.

  *lets swirling globe drop onto the bar as he signals for some pig-product, letting its momentum and spin carry it along the bar top towards...*
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« Reply #611 on: December 11, 2012, 07:47:33 pm »

*globe topples over edge of bar, landing in the Dodo chicks nest with a 'thump'. Dodo eyes it suspiciously for a moment, then climbs on top and sits on it like an incubating egg*


Uhm....Did anyone just hear a tiny muffled scream of "argh it's a giant scrotum, and it's coming right for us"?...

No?...  *shrugs*  Must just be me then.
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« Reply #612 on: December 13, 2012, 11:28:59 am »

*nabs the best bits, the ear and the tail, crunching happily* Reminds me of the pig on the spit my dear old dad used to do, before he got that fancy smancy gas powered contraption.
*Gestures with his scratching* Will that hatch do you think?
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« Reply #613 on: December 13, 2012, 10:16:22 pm »

*brushes crumbs from his vest, while taking a huge sip of gin*

Delightful, but if it does hatch, I really think we should be ready for anything.

*stands up and moves over to the fire place. Picks up a solid steel poker, then returns to his si, gently tapping the pocker against the palm of his hand, while keeping an eye on the beaky*
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« Reply #614 on: December 14, 2012, 11:40:12 pm »

*mulls over the possibility of the globe hatching*

At the rate things are going, nothing would surprise me...

*checks the state of the time-perambulator device...just in case*

Another gin?...Don't mind if I do!  *helps self to bottle*
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« Reply #615 on: December 17, 2012, 05:14:14 am »

*knocks over gin bottle, pours over floor near dodo*

OOPSY! I'd better move him, he gets a bit "fighty" when he's been drinking...

*picks up dodo chick in nest, places over other side of room away from booze*

Hmm, he looks a little less scrotum-like now that he has feathers growing in. Almost cute...in a beaky sort of way.


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« Reply #616 on: December 17, 2012, 05:22:22 am »

*a sudden hissing from beneath his chairs shocks him. Keeping poker firmly in hand slowly bends down to look, ducking suddenly to avoid the poison that comes flying at his face*

Ahhh, I wondered where he had got to, must be well after his dinner time.

*Puts hand in pocket and removes a can of span and a can of beer. Tosses both under the chair, and listens with a dreamy smile at the sudden sound of metal being rent asssunder*

That should hold him for a while, now where were we, ah yes

*Resume intense scrutinisation of the beakey, when suddenly his eyes narrow*

I saw, is that small statue in the snow globe......waving???
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« Reply #617 on: December 17, 2012, 07:11:31 pm »

What's that...a waving statue??  Don't be so stu......  *looks closely at snow globe*



....Uhm, you may have a point there. It now seems to be holding a sign that reads "SOS".

SOS....Save Our Statues?...


Odd... that looks like the outside of the burned down pub where our barkeep ended up trapped.
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« Reply #618 on: December 17, 2012, 10:28:43 pm »

This just got real. I think we need to organise a rescue party, including at least 1 buxom wench, and venture into the snow globe to find out what is what. Any volunteers,
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« Reply #619 on: December 17, 2012, 11:55:34 pm »







*sound of crickets chirping in background. Faint gnawing sound of Death Watch Beetle in floorboards*





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« Reply #620 on: December 17, 2012, 11:59:33 pm »

Fine, I will just have to find my own wench, and go to find glory on my own....

*flounces off to prepare*
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« Reply #621 on: December 18, 2012, 01:39:21 am »

Hey,  I'd love to help.....but there are no wenches here, and I'm not dressing up again. Never again...

Besides, I need another diamond for the time perambulator. Without it, I'll most likely destroy the universe....
Although.... That might not be a bad idea!

*flicks dodo off snow globe, examines the structure of the globe*
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« Reply #622 on: December 18, 2012, 06:09:41 am »

*returns from the The Steampunk Mercenary Guild with not 1 but two buxom wenches, in fluncy skirts, leather coresets, and carrying a massive weapon between them. Plus they also had some rather large pistols*.

Right, I off, just open the portal and........................

*Disappears in a puff of purple smoke, and appears in the snow globe.*
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« Reply #623 on: December 18, 2012, 04:42:47 pm »

*Notices a small figure of Octavius von Gilgamesh appear in globe, observes the two buxom wenches and weaponry left behind*

Evening ladies!...care for a drink?

*taps globe, points at wenches*
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« Reply #624 on: December 18, 2012, 11:00:33 pm »

*hears a loud tapping, that almost bursts his eardrums, and looks around to see the giant figure of Siliconous Skumins pointing at the wenches.*

Dammit, the oscilating reticulator must be on the fritz again. Anyway, it seems as if there is no one here, and it is way too cold.

*Opens the portal and rejoins the action in the bar*

Ladies..........
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