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walkthebassline
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« Reply #375 on: February 23, 2012, 04:23:44 am »

Oh, the Devil take the Vodka. Might as well use it to clean your house and automobile. Its the whisky I'm after; the whiskey and the whisky.
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"Well, I don't really think that the end can be assessed as of itself as being the end because what does the end feel like? It's like saying when you try to extrapolate the end of the universe, you say, if the universe is indeed infinite, then how - what does that mean? How far is all the way, and then if it stops, what's stopping it, and what's behind what's stopping it? So, what's the end, you know, is my question to you."

~ David St. Hubbins
MWBailey
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"This is the sort of thing no-one ever believes"

rtafStElmo
« Reply #376 on: February 23, 2012, 09:38:53 am »

*Descends from the ceiling on a rope of mysterious origin*

I'll have a neat gin. Or a messy one. What the heck, just give me the bottle...
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Walk softly and carry a big banjo...

""quid statis aspicientes in infernum"
walkthebassline
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« Reply #377 on: February 23, 2012, 01:35:44 pm »

*Hands bottle of Gin to MWBailey*

Here you are sir. My, what a truly mysterious rope that is.
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Uncle Arthur
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« Reply #378 on: February 23, 2012, 01:47:45 pm »

I SAY SIR!! Did you learn that from Hindoo Fakirs?
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If at first you don't succeed , CHEAT!
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rtafStElmo
« Reply #379 on: February 23, 2012, 07:22:09 pm »

I SAY SIR!! Did you learn that from Hindoo Fakirs?

Why, no, sir, they were perfectly legitimate, I assure you! *rimshot*
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Uncle Arthur
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« Reply #380 on: February 26, 2012, 07:07:04 pm »

Ummmmmmmm! OK? I see!
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walkthebassline
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« Reply #381 on: February 26, 2012, 09:28:06 pm »

Well anyway...I think I need a refill. Anyone else having anything?
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helios
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Probably not Death, the Destroyer of Worlds

eliasvonhelios
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« Reply #382 on: February 27, 2012, 01:46:21 am »

I'll take a stein of whisky, thanks. With ice.
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no ignorance shall escape my sight.
Let those who worship ignorance's might,
beware my power... Brass Goggles light!
Uncle Arthur
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« Reply #383 on: February 27, 2012, 09:29:36 pm »

Just a drop as I am driving. Two fingers in the bottom of a wash tub.
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Capt. M. Thorne
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« Reply #384 on: May 07, 2012, 08:27:52 am »

*Lights pipe*
Can a nice strong spice rum be had for a poor privateer like my self?
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"If you try to run, or try to fight, Captain Thorne, our airships will come in such force that they will blot out the very sun!"
"Then I shall smoke my pipe in the shade."
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« Reply #385 on: May 12, 2012, 03:24:42 pm »

After an extended tour of the far east, Pratt returns to the club with two workmen ready to install three antique Pachinko machines.
A gift for all to enjoy, the proceeds to go to the basement renovation fund.
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Lawrence Nathaniel Brassp
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ubercrock
« Reply #386 on: May 15, 2012, 04:39:45 pm »

-Enters through window,lights pipe- good evening chaps! I was just passing through when I was feeling a bit thirsty. I'll have a russian vodka if you please my good man...I say! -removes goggles- are those pachinko machines?
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This is Night Surgeon, signing off.
walkthebassline
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« Reply #387 on: May 15, 2012, 04:52:52 pm »

*setting vodka in front of the newcomer*

They do appear to be. I haven't tried my luck on them though.

Oh, barkeep! I seem to be in need of another bourbon.
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Lawrence Nathaniel Brassp
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ubercrock
« Reply #388 on: May 15, 2012, 09:50:42 pm »

-takes the vodka and drinks it- brilliant! -goes over to the machines and examines them- excellent craftsmanship...-plays one of the machines-
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Ulysses Reynolds
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Just keep on flying.


« Reply #389 on: May 18, 2012, 03:18:33 am »

*And the surgeon walks in.*
*I'll take a brandy on ice with a splash of gin and orange liquer.*
*So boys anythin' been goin' on. Since oye left.*
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There is a reason for this. And trust me, when a bunch of harry potter geeks think your fucking retarded, you know there is something wrong.
helios
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Probably not Death, the Destroyer of Worlds

eliasvonhelios
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« Reply #390 on: May 18, 2012, 05:10:14 am »

Oh, plenty and nothing all at the same time.
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walkthebassline
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« Reply #391 on: May 18, 2012, 02:51:42 pm »

Aye, there's been plenty of nothing. And by nothing, I partially mean an intoxicated squid trying to sing karaoke. Unfortunately, it was not an amphibious squid, so it died. Speaking of which, have some calamari.
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Ulysses Reynolds
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Just keep on flying.


« Reply #392 on: May 18, 2012, 04:37:34 pm »

Aye, there's been plenty of nothing. And by nothing, I partially mean an intoxicated squid trying to sing karaoke. Unfortunately, it was not an amphibious squid, so it died. Speaking of which, have some calamari.

I'm assuming squid is code for our lord and master Cthullu. And yes I will have some.
*Eats calamari*
*Urk*
*Poison, murder. Murder!!*
*Faints*
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Lawrence Nathaniel Brassp
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ubercrock
« Reply #393 on: June 02, 2012, 12:34:33 am »

-Collects my winnings from the machine and walks over to the gentleman on the floor. sighs- Some people can't hold there squid...and by the way how did the squid get here? And what song did it sing?
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The Corsair
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PixieOnTheMic
« Reply #394 on: June 02, 2012, 02:31:02 am »

Tell me, when does the musical entertainment begin?
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I think I should also mention I had a dream about this game, only Bailey was a woman...

I assure you, that incident in Singapore was all a misunderstanding.
Xenos
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Capt of the "AO Victoria," Cdr of the Aeronauts!


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« Reply #395 on: July 07, 2012, 09:46:13 pm »

Thursday after next, mate.  Hope you all enjoy the harmonica, since my guitar is a bit out of strings!
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Don't let these shakes go on, it's time we had a break from it. Send me to the rear! Where the Tides of Madness swell, and men sliding into Hell...

Oh please don't let these shakes go on...
walkthebassline
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« Reply #396 on: July 09, 2012, 07:33:17 pm »

Ah, but Xenos, I have found drumsticks. Your guitar is a percussion instrument waiting to happen!
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Xenos
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« Reply #397 on: July 09, 2012, 08:52:09 pm »

When I'm (very) drunk, it usually is JUST THAT!
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MsKim
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thepeachmartini
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« Reply #398 on: July 09, 2012, 09:30:17 pm »

*pokes head through door...spies entertaining-looking folks*

*gathers skirts and steps gingerly over the dead squid*

I say, was that a singing...squid? *blinks*
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~Miss Amelia Featherstone~
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"Why Kate, you're not wearing a bustle. How lewd." ~Doc Holliday, Tombstone
Grymm
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« Reply #399 on: July 09, 2012, 09:58:58 pm »


 No-one going for the 'sick squid' joke ... ? No =o( 
 Musichall is dead, I tell you, when perfectly healthy feed lines get abandoned on the floor, left to deliquese without a badam tish in sight.
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Futuaris nisi irrisus ridebis.


I've tried to see it from your point of view but I can't fit my head up your arse'ole too.
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