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Author Topic: >The Smoking Room< The Second Storey  (Read 72650 times)
MWBailey
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rtafStElmo
« Reply #250 on: August 21, 2011, 08:53:58 am »

*emerges from behind the bookcase wearing a miner's hat and overalls over his suit, carrying a pickaxe*

Well, that's one  secret passage extended. I wonder if I should shoot a new one to the Ladies' tearoom...
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« Reply #251 on: August 21, 2011, 08:58:45 am »

*emerges from behind the bookcase wearing a miner's hat and overalls over his suit, carrying a pickaxe*

Well, that's one  secret passage extended. I wonder if I should shoot a new one to the Ladies' tearoom...

Do not end up in their bathroom! 
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"I'm very drunk and I intend on getting still drunker before this evening's over." -Rhett Butler
Fairley B. Strange
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Relax, I've done much dumber things and survived..


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« Reply #252 on: August 21, 2011, 09:09:14 am »

Did somebody say "Dessert is served?"

Is dessert cold and alcoholic? 

Why would we have my wife for dessert?

Is there Custard?
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Ella, Aerial Musketeer
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« Reply #253 on: August 21, 2011, 09:23:29 am »

NO dont my mother will kill me
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The Corsair
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PixieOnTheMic
« Reply #254 on: August 21, 2011, 09:43:45 am »

NO dont my mother will kill me

Ella's mother... Now that's someone I'd be interested in meeting...
Go ahead and dig, Bailey!
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I think I should also mention I had a dream about this game, only Bailey was a woman...

I assure you, that incident in Singapore was all a misunderstanding.
Ella, Aerial Musketeer
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« Reply #255 on: August 21, 2011, 09:58:38 am »

3 things you should know about my mother

1. she has a horrid temper
2.dig thru that wall and she will blow you to kingdom come with her ray gun
3.i have see grown pirates cry in front of her

and one more thing last time she found me like this she put me in a dress if she finds me like this agin i will put YOU in a dress o and im helping dig i need a tunnel to the blacksmiths
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PixieOnTheMic
« Reply #256 on: August 21, 2011, 10:04:30 am »

Me in a dress? just don't post the pics in the LGBT thread :O
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D.Oakes
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« Reply #257 on: August 21, 2011, 10:54:43 am »

3 things you should know about my mother

1. she has a horrid temper
2.dig thru that wall and she will blow you to kingdom come with her ray gun
3.i have see grown pirates cry in front of her

and one more thing last time she found me like this she put me in a dress if she finds me like this agin i will put YOU in a dress o and im helping dig i need a tunnel to the blacksmiths

Sounds like the mother of my inamorata who I fear may kill me some day.  Although to give her credit, she did apologize to my ex for how bad she screwed up her and my relationship the first time around.  I'd love to know if she would take back her apology if she knew we were still talking heavily for the past couple months.  And I'd hate to know her reaction to her daughter having some weird love to see me in a dress or kilt. 
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James Harrison
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« Reply #258 on: August 21, 2011, 11:45:08 am »

Last I heard, the ladies tearoom were planning to dig a tunnel to us.  Something to do with a rumour they heard that we had an inexhaustible supply of gin.

*scritch scritch scritch*

*pause*

*scritch scritch scritch*

Hear that?  That's them tunnelling, that is...
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Persons intending to travel by open carriage should select a seat with their backs to the engine, by which means they will avoid the ashes emitted therefrom, that in travelling generally, but particularly through the tunnels, prove a great annoyance; the carriage farthest from the engine will in consequence be found the most desirable.
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PixieOnTheMic
« Reply #259 on: August 21, 2011, 11:52:40 am »

I thought that noise was just the cat on the wooden door...

And the gin supply? A myth. They're going to be angry when they arrive. Imagine it, suddenly the room is filled with angry drunk women. I don't know whether to feel threatened or aroused (good lord I find ways to use that phrase far too often...)
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« Reply #260 on: August 21, 2011, 11:56:40 am »

I thought that noise was just the cat on the wooden door...

And the gin supply? A myth. They're going to be angry when they arrive. Imagine it, suddenly the room is filled with angry drunk women. I don't know whether to feel threatened or aroused (good lord I find ways to use that phrase far too often...)

I would offer them the endless of absinthe supply and as they would partake as would I and the experience would be quite enjoyable.  I love the green fairy. 
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Ella, Aerial Musketeer
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« Reply #261 on: August 21, 2011, 10:26:37 pm »

...... if they dig thou im getting out of here
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TVC15
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« Reply #262 on: August 21, 2011, 11:16:52 pm »

Well more than likely, a white rabbit complete with tophat, goggles and a vest will enter.
*starts humming a song by Jefferson Airplane* *...and the white knight is talking backwards...*
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Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time...
The Squire
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« Reply #263 on: August 22, 2011, 12:54:57 am »

Well more than likely, a white rabbit complete with tophat, goggles and a vest will enter.
*starts humming a song by Jefferson Airplane* *...and the white knight is talking backwards...*

*Remember what the dormouse said;
           Keep YOUR HEAD!*

...and Stay Calm.




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« Reply #264 on: August 22, 2011, 09:46:49 am »

I remember what that little native-chappie in Borneo said:

Keep as many heads as you can.

I won't say what Mademoiselle Fifi said on the subject, there isn't time...

[draws a well-honed blade from his vest as the scritching in the walls gets louder]
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James Harrison
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« Reply #265 on: August 22, 2011, 10:35:17 am »

We could always dig a counter-tunnel, fill it with dynamite, set a charge and retreat to a safe distance before blowing it (and the other tunnel) to kingdom come... or is that going too far?
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Ella, Aerial Musketeer
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« Reply #266 on: August 22, 2011, 10:36:20 am »

if i keeps my mouther out then no
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D.Oakes
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« Reply #267 on: August 22, 2011, 10:45:35 am »

We could always dig a counter-tunnel, fill it with dynamite, set a charge and retreat to a safe distance before blowing it (and the other tunnel) to kingdom come... or is that going too far?

What would be the sport in that?  I'd much rather dig a counter tunnel and have a ferocious hand to hand battle in the darkness. 
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James Harrison
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« Reply #268 on: August 22, 2011, 10:50:29 am »

See, I'm not good at hand-to-hand combat.  I see the 'appeal' in it, but I'm a bleeder.  The only way I could possibly hurt someone would be if they cut me, then drowned in my blood.  If I fight, I fight dirty employ guerrilla tactics.     
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PixieOnTheMic
« Reply #269 on: August 22, 2011, 11:00:28 am »

I fought dirty once but he beat me

I also felt guilty once but then she woke up
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Ella, Aerial Musketeer
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« Reply #270 on: August 22, 2011, 11:14:43 am »

I fought dirty once but he beat me

I also felt guilty once but then she woke up

please dont make jokes about the last thing just dont
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Miles (a sailor)Martin
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« Reply #271 on: August 22, 2011, 06:05:38 pm »

In the distance a humming is heard that is steadly is getting louder,the noise peaks and four swoosh chunks are heard then a knocking at the hatch in the roof, the bartender  trips a release and the hatch is lifted " delivery for Miss Ella is heard' as a crate is lowered thruogh the hatch," also have one for the house" as a keg is lowered as well.  the hatch falls shut . the humming noise increases the starts to fade.
 the crate is marked Gin and the keg is marked Rum.
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TVC15
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Extremely hazardous...have some?


« Reply #272 on: August 22, 2011, 10:00:58 pm »

Lovely, now, would you please get that thing off my foot!
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MWBailey
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rtafStElmo
« Reply #273 on: August 23, 2011, 01:45:27 am »

*reaches for his crowbar and starts opening the crate of gin, whilst eying the keg of rum*

Gin Rummy anyone?
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TVC15
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Extremely hazardous...have some?


« Reply #274 on: August 23, 2011, 02:18:56 am »

Thank you MW, that was beginning to smart a bit.

Gin Fizz, if you please. Might take the swelling out of my foot. Just thankful it wasn't in my mouth at the time.
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