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Re: >The Smoking Room< The Second Storey
« Reply #25 on: July 28, 2011, 01:42:25 pm »
I smell a lady, or Professor Oilcan is feeling overly feminine today... I think a search of the gentleman's club is in order!
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Re: >The Smoking Room< The Second Storey
« Reply #26 on: July 28, 2011, 01:46:31 pm »
Ahh!! Look through the Blue door!
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Re: >The Smoking Room< The Second Storey
« Reply #27 on: July 28, 2011, 01:47:44 pm »
Gin, if you will. And show it to some tonic, but be slick about it.

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Re: >The Smoking Room< The Second Storey
« Reply #28 on: July 28, 2011, 02:45:34 pm »
::goes and sits with the boys::
Well Hellooooo, *plays with mustache*
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Re: >The Smoking Room< The Second Storey
« Reply #29 on: July 28, 2011, 02:51:40 pm »
::goes and sits with the boys::
Well Hellooooo, *plays with mustache*

'Ello, darlin. ::lights a camel:: What's the word in this joint?

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Re: >The Smoking Room< The Second Storey
« Reply #30 on: July 28, 2011, 02:53:21 pm »
I say! Ding Dong! This place is looking up!

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Re: >The Smoking Room< The Second Storey
« Reply #31 on: July 28, 2011, 02:55:58 pm »
I say! Ding Dong! This place is looking up!

Well, of course it is! You've come to the second floor.

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Re: >The Smoking Room< The Second Storey
« Reply #32 on: July 28, 2011, 04:03:40 pm »

Well, of course it is! You've come to the second floor.

There are so many double entrendre's that could be drawn from that statement.... yes I know I need to drag my mind up from the gutter...
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Re: >The Smoking Room< The Second Storey
« Reply #33 on: July 28, 2011, 04:16:27 pm »

Well, of course it is! You've come to the second floor.

There are so many double entrendre's that could be drawn from that statement.... yes I know I need to drag my mind up from the gutter...

I thought that was a bit of the point of a smoking lounge, sir. Witty banter, clever innuendo, good alcohol and a better cigar! Just pointing it out sort of ruins the fun, now, doesn't it?

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Re: >The Smoking Room< The Second Storey
« Reply #34 on: July 28, 2011, 04:21:12 pm »
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

And I think I'll have one now

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Re: >The Smoking Room< The Second Storey
« Reply #35 on: July 28, 2011, 07:52:38 pm »

'Ello, darlin. ::lights a camel:: What's the word in this joint?
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Re: >The Smoking Room< The Second Storey
« Reply #36 on: July 28, 2011, 07:53:48 pm »
Heh. I approve.

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Re: >The Smoking Room< The Second Storey
« Reply #37 on: July 28, 2011, 07:54:46 pm »
Heh. I approve.

Don't get me started my dear

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Re: >The Smoking Room< The Second Storey
« Reply #38 on: July 28, 2011, 08:00:15 pm »
They're funnier the more you drink  ;)

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Re: >The Smoking Room< The Second Storey
« Reply #39 on: July 28, 2011, 08:24:34 pm »
They're funnier the more you drink  ;)

Dunnier the more you Fhink my good sir !, why I'm not as Thunk as you drink I am.

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Re: >The Smoking Room< The Second Storey
« Reply #40 on: July 28, 2011, 08:28:04 pm »
Yes yes, more drinks are in order. Correct across the board, gentlemen.

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Re: >The Smoking Room< The Second Storey
« Reply #41 on: July 28, 2011, 09:14:56 pm »
hehehe oops im running out of hider holes o dear

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Re: >The Smoking Room< The Second Storey
« Reply #42 on: July 28, 2011, 09:24:11 pm »
Well, you'd best come out then. The closet's hardly a fit hidey-hole for a lady.
Tell you what. I'll grab a pastry, and a jar of malt liquor, and I'll just leave it here, beside the closet door.
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Re: >The Smoking Room< The Second Storey
« Reply #43 on: July 28, 2011, 09:50:36 pm »
*sniffs at the air*
mmmmm yum

*gingerly comes out*
*sits on the most unassuming chair*

thank yea very much kind Sirs but i am not much of a lady



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Re: >The Smoking Room< The Second Storey
« Reply #44 on: July 28, 2011, 10:16:30 pm »
That hardly matters. You are a person, are you not? Therefore you are entitled to a certain degree of respect.

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Re: >The Smoking Room< The Second Storey
« Reply #45 on: July 29, 2011, 12:44:50 am »
*exits the Blue room*
Does anyone know how to get lipstick off of underclothes? I thought this was a smoking room, not a bordello...not that I'm complaining, mind you, and there is a bit of steam still escaping and my goggles are still fogged up. *sniffs and smell absinthe and lavender* Ah, a delicate bouquet to calm the nerves and slow the passage of time. I believe I need a decent meal at this point. Is there an eatery near by?
Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time...

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Re: >The Smoking Room< The Second Storey
« Reply #46 on: July 29, 2011, 03:10:51 am »
Brandy, Gin, Tonic, Rum, Absinthe, Everclear, Moonshine, and anything ELSE you may have behind that counter...  It is my goal to get plastered tonight!

*Pulls out a wad of bills*  DRINKS ON ME, EVERYONE!!!
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Oh please don't let these shakes go on...

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Re: >The Smoking Room< The Second Storey
« Reply #47 on: July 29, 2011, 03:32:36 am »
*general noise and small stampede of feet getting closer to Xenos*

And the crowd goes wild. Thanks for the lack of constables around here.

I'll have a double of what he's having.

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Re: >The Smoking Room< The Second Storey
« Reply #48 on: July 29, 2011, 09:23:28 am »
Cigarette?  CIGARETTE?  No no no, that just won't stand.  Have one of my cigars, old boy.  Far more satisfying and mysteriously more-ish. 

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Re: >The Smoking Room< The Second Storey
« Reply #49 on: July 29, 2011, 11:22:19 am »
Brandy, Gin, Tonic, Rum, Absinthe, Everclear, Moonshine, and anything ELSE you may have behind that counter...  It is my goal to get plastered tonight!

um um dont drink the absinthe its watered down and i would check any chairs for tacks.......and your bottoms too

That hardly matters. You are a person, are you not? Therefore you are entitled to a certain degree of respect.

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