The Corsair
Defective Inspector
Board Moderator
Zeppelin Admiral
 New Zealand
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« Reply #25 on: July 28, 2011, 02:42:25 pm » |
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I smell a lady, or Professor Oilcan is feeling overly feminine today... I think a search of the gentleman's club is in order!
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I think I should also mention I had a dream about this game, only Bailey was a woman...
I assure you, that incident in Singapore was all a misunderstanding. |
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Professor Oilcan
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« Reply #26 on: July 28, 2011, 02:46:31 pm » |
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Ahh!! Look through the Blue door!
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Professor G O Pivot Oilcan
Teacher of mad Steam related mayhem, mentor to a few mad scientists and owner of the Imperial Steam Powered Airship and Transportation Company.
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The Abiliegh
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« Reply #27 on: July 28, 2011, 02:47:44 pm » |
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Gin, if you will. And show it to some tonic, but be slick about it.
::goes and sits with the boys::
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BB BlackDog
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« Reply #28 on: July 28, 2011, 03:45:34 pm » |
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::goes and sits with the boys::
Well Hellooooo, *plays with mustache* |
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The Abiliegh
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« Reply #29 on: July 28, 2011, 03:51:40 pm » |
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::goes and sits with the boys::
Well Hellooooo, *plays with mustache* 'Ello, darlin. ::lights a camel:: What's the word in this joint? |
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Professor Oilcan
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« Reply #30 on: July 28, 2011, 03:53:21 pm » |
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I say! Ding Dong! This place is looking up!
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The Abiliegh
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« Reply #31 on: July 28, 2011, 03:55:58 pm » |
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I say! Ding Dong! This place is looking up!
Well, of course it is! You've come to the second floor. |
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James Harrison
Rogue Ætherlord
 England
Bachelor of the Arts; Master of the Sciences
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« Reply #32 on: July 28, 2011, 05:03:40 pm » |
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Well, of course it is! You've come to the second floor.
There are so many double entrendre's that could be drawn from that statement.... yes I know I need to drag my mind up from the gutter... |
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Persons intending to travel by open carriage should select a seat with their backs to the engine, by which means they will avoid the ashes emitted therefrom, that in travelling generally, but particularly through the tunnels, prove a great annoyance; the carriage farthest from the engine will in consequence be found the most desirable.
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The Abiliegh
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« Reply #33 on: July 28, 2011, 05:16:27 pm » |
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Well, of course it is! You've come to the second floor.
There are so many double entrendre's that could be drawn from that statement.... yes I know I need to drag my mind up from the gutter... I thought that was a bit of the point of a smoking lounge, sir. Witty banter, clever innuendo, good alcohol and a better cigar! Just pointing it out sort of ruins the fun, now, doesn't it? |
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dweorg
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« Reply #34 on: July 28, 2011, 05:21:12 pm » |
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
And I think I'll have one now
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BB BlackDog
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« Reply #35 on: July 28, 2011, 08:52:38 pm » |
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'Ello, darlin. ::lights a camel:: What's the word in this joint? [/quote] Strange, A little while ago a camel came in, went up to the Bar and asked For Cigarettes, The steward replied, "We have a brand of Cigarette named after you" The Camel said |
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The Abiliegh
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« Reply #36 on: July 28, 2011, 08:53:48 pm » |
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Heh. I approve.
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BB BlackDog
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« Reply #37 on: July 28, 2011, 08:54:46 pm » |
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Heh. I approve.
Don't get me started my dear |
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dweorg
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« Reply #38 on: July 28, 2011, 09:00:15 pm » |
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They're funnier the more you drink  |
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BB BlackDog
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« Reply #39 on: July 28, 2011, 09:24:34 pm » |
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They're funnier the more you drink Dunnier the more you Fhink my good sir !, why I'm not as Thunk as you drink I am. |
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The Abiliegh
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« Reply #40 on: July 28, 2011, 09:28:04 pm » |
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Yes yes, more drinks are in order. Correct across the board, gentlemen.
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Ella, Aerial Musketeer
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« Reply #41 on: July 28, 2011, 10:14:56 pm » |
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hehehe oops im running out of hider holes o dear
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helios
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« Reply #42 on: July 28, 2011, 10:24:11 pm » |
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Well, you'd best come out then. The closet's hardly a fit hidey-hole for a lady.
Tell you what. I'll grab a pastry, and a jar of malt liquor, and I'll just leave it here, beside the closet door.
*Carefully places a jam jar filled with whiskey down beside a plate with a large sausage roll and a small bottle of tomato sauce*
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In smoggiest day, in sooted night no ignorance shall escape my sight. Let those who worship ignorance's might, beware my power... Brass Goggles light! |
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Ella, Aerial Musketeer
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« Reply #43 on: July 28, 2011, 10:50:36 pm » |
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*sniffs at the air*
mmmmm yum
*gingerly comes out*
*sits on the most unassuming chair*
thank yea very much kind Sirs but i am not much of a lady
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helios
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« Reply #44 on: July 28, 2011, 11:16:30 pm » |
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That hardly matters. You are a person, are you not? Therefore you are entitled to a certain degree of respect.
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TVC15
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« Reply #45 on: July 29, 2011, 01:44:50 am » |
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*exits the Blue room*
Does anyone know how to get lipstick off of underclothes? I thought this was a smoking room, not a bordello...not that I'm complaining, mind you, and there is a bit of steam still escaping and my goggles are still fogged up. *sniffs and smell absinthe and lavender* Ah, a delicate bouquet to calm the nerves and slow the passage of time. I believe I need a decent meal at this point. Is there an eatery near by?
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Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time...
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Xenos
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« Reply #46 on: July 29, 2011, 04:10:51 am » |
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Brandy, Gin, Tonic, Rum, Absinthe, Everclear, Moonshine, and anything ELSE you may have behind that counter... It is my goal to get plastered tonight!
*Pulls out a wad of bills* DRINKS ON ME, EVERYONE!!!
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WARNING: THE ABOVE MAY BE POSTED UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF PAIN MEDICATION AND/OR ALCOHOL (read: Don't blame me for bad spelling or incoherence!)
Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
Are you guys ready? Okay, let's roll.
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TVC15
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« Reply #47 on: July 29, 2011, 04:32:36 am » |
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*general noise and small stampede of feet getting closer to Xenos*
And the crowd goes wild. Thanks for the lack of constables around here.
I'll have a double of what he's having.
*pulls out a strange, unmarked cigarette and lights it*
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James Harrison
Rogue Ætherlord
England
Bachelor of the Arts; Master of the Sciences
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« Reply #48 on: July 29, 2011, 10:23:28 am » |
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Cigarette? CIGARETTE? No no no, that just won't stand. Have one of my cigars, old boy. Far more satisfying and mysteriously more-ish.
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Ella, Aerial Musketeer
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« Reply #49 on: July 29, 2011, 12:22:19 pm » |
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Brandy, Gin, Tonic, Rum, Absinthe, Everclear, Moonshine, and anything ELSE you may have behind that counter... It is my goal to get plastered tonight! um um dont drink the absinthe its watered down and i would check any chairs for tacks.......and your bottoms too That hardly matters. You are a person, are you not? Therefore you are entitled to a certain degree of respect.
i thank you were i come from its the lads that get it all not the lasses thats why i decided to play a few tricks, sorry about your bottoms by the by |
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