Herr Döktor
Gadgeteer, Contraptionist, and Inventor, FVSS
Governor
Master Tinkerer
 United Kingdom
Herr Döktor, and friend.
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« on: July 26, 2011, 02:40:11 pm » |
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Well, here we are, hot and cold running maids and big footed footmen, welcome to the new improved Smoking Room!
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M. H. Pennypecker
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« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2011, 02:51:29 pm » |
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Ok page 100 came after 2475 posts so all I have to do is wait and keep track.
{ I will be at the top of page 100 of this club! Oh yes, as God is my witness I will be the top of page 100! }
"While I am waiting Bartender whisky, make it a double!"
{two down 2473 to go…}
“Give me some bar nuts too please.”
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« Last Edit: July 26, 2011, 02:56:58 pm by M. H. Pennypecker »
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Professor Oilcan
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« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2011, 02:55:18 pm » |
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Why my Dear Herr Doktor here is the key for you. May this hallowed place be forever grateful to your good self!
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Professor G O Pivot Oilcan
Teacher of mad Steam related mayhem, mentor to a few mad scientists and owner of the Imperial Steam Powered Airship and Transportation Company.
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dweorg
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« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2011, 02:59:06 pm » |
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Hm... A pipe of black Cavendish or a Macanudo Robust to start the ambience
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Professor Oilcan
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« Reply #4 on: July 26, 2011, 03:03:30 pm » |
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I must say the Whisky in here is far better than downstairs! Pass me one of those Cuban Cigars my dear chap
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Rockula
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Rogue Ætherlord
United Kingdom
Nothing beats a good hat.
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« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2011, 03:28:51 pm » |
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And about time too. Now we can have a balcony veranda.
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The legs have fallen off my Victorian Lady...
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Professor Oilcan
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« Reply #6 on: July 26, 2011, 03:29:48 pm » |
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And about time too. Now we can have a balcony veranda.
Indeed, just to the right! you will find the dancing girls there waiting for you |
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James Harrison
Immortal
 England
Bachelor of the Arts; Master of the Sciences
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« Reply #7 on: July 26, 2011, 03:37:36 pm » |
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I see we've levelled up, in gaming parlance. Superb. Now, I think I'll open my tab up here with a glass of Pimm's #1 cup. Never quite got around to settling my tab at the old clubhouse before we closed it down, so I'll just clear the bill here.
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Persons intending to travel by open carriage should select a seat with their backs to the engine, by which means they will avoid the ashes emitted therefrom, that in travelling generally, but particularly through the tunnels, prove a great annoyance; the carriage farthest from the engine will in consequence be found the most desirable.
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The Squire
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« Reply #8 on: July 26, 2011, 03:51:55 pm » |
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Oh, my aching head and stomach! Please may I have a bicarbonate of soda and something with acetyl salicylic acid in it.
And perhaps a small snifter of Courvoisier to wash it down. . . .
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"You don't mind breaking the law?"
"Not in the least."
"Nor running a chance of arrest?"
"Not in a good cause."
"Oh, the cause is excellent!"
"Then I am your man."
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Jupiter Harsh
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« Reply #9 on: July 26, 2011, 04:42:01 pm » |
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*Plummets on to the balcony from untold hights, stands up, extracts a rather battered hip flask and mutters something aboutit breaking his fall, turns to the barman:*
"Hallu. Guinnes?"
"gooood"
*Streaches out on the balustrade and accidentaly squashes a cat*
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Veni, vidi, castratavi illegittimos
"But we don't really live in the past; we live in the present as it should have been if the entire 20th century hadn't gone so horribly wrong!"
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Xenos
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« Reply #10 on: July 27, 2011, 02:50:30 am » |
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And about time too. Now we can have a balcony veranda.
Indeed, just to the right! you will find the dancing girls there waiting for you Where? Who? What do they look like? Er... I mean... Shocking, simply shocking! |
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WARNING: THE ABOVE MAY BE POSTED UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF PAIN MEDICATION AND/OR ALCOHOL (read: Don't blame me for bad spelling or incoherence!)
Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
Are you guys ready? Okay, let's roll.
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The Corsair
Defective Inspector
Board Moderator
Zeppelin Admiral
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« Reply #11 on: July 27, 2011, 03:40:49 am » |
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Am I the only one thinking a beer tasting bar is necessary? How can we truly appreciate our hops without a proper place to enjoy them?
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I think I should also mention I had a dream about this game, only Bailey was a woman...
I assure you, that incident in Singapore was all a misunderstanding. |
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TVC15
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« Reply #12 on: July 27, 2011, 03:53:48 am » |
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Allo, gents! Is the hookah upstairs or down. I forget rather easily and the absinthe is making my mind wander to the that feisty red haired dancer over there. I say, is that Nicola over there? *side steps into the nearest wall*
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Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time...
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Ella, Aerial Musketeer
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« Reply #13 on: July 27, 2011, 07:37:12 am » |
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o fantastic yet another place in not allowed to go.........
lets see what i can do to make this a bit more lively
*puts tacks on seats* *waters down some of the absinthe*
*hides to see the madness and mayhem that will shortly ensure*
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BB BlackDog
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« Reply #14 on: July 27, 2011, 08:26:43 am » |
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Greeting's Gentlemen.
Fine new extension to facilities, Now wheres the Malt Collection
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Professor Oilcan
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« Reply #15 on: July 27, 2011, 09:02:59 am » |
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And about time too. Now we can have a balcony veranda.
Indeed, just to the right! you will find the dancing girls there waiting for you Where? Who? What do they look like? Er... I mean... Shocking, simply shocking! Just over there through the Blue door. Enjoy. Greeting's Gentlemen.
Fine new extension to facilities, Now wheres the Malt Collection
I've drunk half of it but more is on its way, in the meantime pull up one of the high backed chairs and join me with this rather nice bottle of 1869 malt. |
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The Corsair
Defective Inspector
Board Moderator
Zeppelin Admiral
New Zealand
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« Reply #16 on: July 27, 2011, 02:18:58 pm » |
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Ow, lord, what the hell? I've got a damned tack in my arse!
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Professor Oilcan
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« Reply #17 on: July 27, 2011, 02:19:54 pm » |
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Don't make a fuss Dear chap have a stiff drink and relax!
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Wormster
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« Reply #18 on: July 28, 2011, 12:04:08 am » |
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Brushes errant tacks off a chair, "Did Somebody mention an 1869 Malt?? - Don't mind if I do!!" - "Oh by the way I have some fine meat pies here, anybody else care for one?, there is mustard!"
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We are the BEC,
And this we must confess,
Whatever is worth doing,
We'll do it to excess!
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Professor Oilcan
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« Reply #19 on: July 28, 2011, 12:10:58 am » |
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Brushes errant tacks off a chair, "Did Somebody mention an 1869 Malt?? - Don't mind if I do!!" - "Oh by the way I have some fine meat pies here, anybody else care for one?, there is mustard!"
My dear Sir what a welcome sight, and yes proper English mustard I hope not that foreign week kneed stuff! May I partake a pie? |
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Wormster
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« Reply #20 on: July 28, 2011, 12:31:52 am » |
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Why thank you, Of course its English Mustard old chap! - be my guest dive on in!
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The Corsair
Defective Inspector
Board Moderator
Zeppelin Admiral
New Zealand
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« Reply #21 on: July 28, 2011, 01:12:09 am » |
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Hmm, stiff whiskey... *takes his drink and gets up* bloody pin in my arse...
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TVC15
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« Reply #22 on: July 28, 2011, 01:45:18 am » |
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*puts tacks on seats* *waters down some of the absinthe*
I'm not paying any tax on this seat even if that is a wonderful louche. *hick* |
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Ella, Aerial Musketeer
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« Reply #23 on: July 28, 2011, 07:31:42 am » |
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*attempts to steal pie*
*misses*
*pie roles under chair*
*knocks a lamp over*
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Wormster
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« Reply #24 on: July 28, 2011, 08:53:09 am » |
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My good chap let me help you to a seat, here have THIS pie it has less dust on it than that one you left under the table, that's only good for Stainless Steel Rats by now!
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