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>The Smoking Room< The Second Storey
« on: July 26, 2011, 01:40:11 pm »
Well, here we are, hot and cold running maids and big footed footmen, welcome to the new improved Smoking Room!

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Re: >The Smoking Room< The Second Storey
« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2011, 01:51:29 pm »
Ok page 100 came after 2475 posts so all I have to do is wait and keep track.

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Re: >The Smoking Room< The Second Storey
« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2011, 01:55:18 pm »
Why my Dear Herr Doktor here is the key for you. May this hallowed place be forever grateful to your good self!
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Re: >The Smoking Room< The Second Storey
« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2011, 01:59:06 pm »
Hm...  A pipe of black Cavendish or a Macanudo Robust to start the ambience

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Re: >The Smoking Room< The Second Storey
« Reply #4 on: July 26, 2011, 02:03:30 pm »
I must say the Whisky in here is far better than downstairs! Pass me one of those Cuban Cigars my dear chap

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Re: >The Smoking Room< The Second Storey
« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2011, 02:28:51 pm »
And about time too. Now we can have a balcony veranda.
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Re: >The Smoking Room< The Second Storey
« Reply #6 on: July 26, 2011, 02:29:48 pm »
And about time too. Now we can have a balcony veranda.

Indeed, just to the right! you will find the dancing girls there waiting for you

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Re: >The Smoking Room< The Second Storey
« Reply #7 on: July 26, 2011, 02:37:36 pm »
I see we've levelled up, in gaming parlance.  Superb.  Now, I think I'll open my tab up here with a glass of Pimm's #1 cup.  Never quite got around to settling my tab at the old clubhouse before we closed it down, so I'll just clear the bill here.
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Re: >The Smoking Room< The Second Storey
« Reply #8 on: July 26, 2011, 02:51:55 pm »
Oh, my aching head and stomach! Please may I have a bicarbonate of soda and something with acetyl salicylic acid in it.

And perhaps a small snifter of Courvoisier to wash it down. . . .
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Re: >The Smoking Room< The Second Storey
« Reply #9 on: July 26, 2011, 03:42:01 pm »
*Plummets on to the balcony from untold hights, stands up, extracts a rather battered hip flask and mutters something aboutit breaking his fall, turns to the barman:*
"Hallu. Guinnes?"

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Re: >The Smoking Room< The Second Storey
« Reply #10 on: July 27, 2011, 01:50:30 am »
And about time too. Now we can have a balcony veranda.

Indeed, just to the right! you will find the dancing girls there waiting for you

Where?  Who?  What do they look like?  Er... I mean...  Shocking, simply shocking!
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Re: >The Smoking Room< The Second Storey
« Reply #11 on: July 27, 2011, 02:40:49 am »
Am I the only one thinking a beer tasting bar is necessary? How can we truly appreciate our hops without a proper place to enjoy them?
Still here, just quieter

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Re: >The Smoking Room< The Second Storey
« Reply #12 on: July 27, 2011, 02:53:48 am »
Allo, gents! Is the hookah upstairs or down. I forget rather easily and the absinthe is making my mind wander to the that feisty red haired dancer over there. I say, is that Nicola over there? *side steps into the nearest wall*
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Re: >The Smoking Room< The Second Storey
« Reply #13 on: July 27, 2011, 06:37:12 am »
o fantastic yet another place in not allowed to go.........
lets see what i can do to make this a bit more lively

*puts tacks on seats* *waters down some of the absinthe*

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Re: >The Smoking Room< The Second Storey
« Reply #14 on: July 27, 2011, 07:26:43 am »
Greeting's Gentlemen.
Fine new extension to facilities, Now wheres the Malt Collection
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Re: >The Smoking Room< The Second Storey
« Reply #15 on: July 27, 2011, 08:02:59 am »
And about time too. Now we can have a balcony veranda.

Indeed, just to the right! you will find the dancing girls there waiting for you

Where?  Who?  What do they look like?  Er... I mean...  Shocking, simply shocking!

Just over there through the Blue door. Enjoy.

Greeting's Gentlemen.
Fine new extension to facilities, Now wheres the Malt Collection


I've drunk half of it but more is on its way, in the meantime pull up one of the high backed chairs and join me with this rather nice bottle of 1869 malt.

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Re: >The Smoking Room< The Second Storey
« Reply #16 on: July 27, 2011, 01:18:58 pm »
Ow, lord, what the hell? I've got a damned tack in my arse!

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Re: >The Smoking Room< The Second Storey
« Reply #17 on: July 27, 2011, 01:19:54 pm »
Don't make a fuss Dear chap have a stiff drink and relax!

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Re: >The Smoking Room< The Second Storey
« Reply #18 on: July 27, 2011, 11:04:08 pm »
Brushes errant tacks off a chair, "Did Somebody mention an 1869 Malt?? - Don't mind if I do!!" - "Oh by the way I have some fine meat pies here, anybody else care for one?, there is mustard!"
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Re: >The Smoking Room< The Second Storey
« Reply #19 on: July 27, 2011, 11:10:58 pm »
Brushes errant tacks off a chair, "Did Somebody mention an 1869 Malt?? - Don't mind if I do!!" - "Oh by the way I have some fine meat pies here, anybody else care for one?, there is mustard!"

My dear Sir what a welcome sight, and yes proper English mustard I hope not that foreign week kneed stuff! May I partake a pie?

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Re: >The Smoking Room< The Second Storey
« Reply #20 on: July 27, 2011, 11:31:52 pm »
Why thank you, Of course its English Mustard old chap! - be my guest dive on in!

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Re: >The Smoking Room< The Second Storey
« Reply #21 on: July 28, 2011, 12:12:09 am »
Hmm, stiff whiskey... *takes his drink and gets up* bloody pin in my arse...

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Re: >The Smoking Room< The Second Storey
« Reply #22 on: July 28, 2011, 12:45:18 am »

*puts tacks on seats* *waters down some of the absinthe*


I'm not paying any tax on this seat even if that is a wonderful louche. *hick*

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Re: >The Smoking Room< The Second Storey
« Reply #23 on: July 28, 2011, 06:31:42 am »
*attempts to steal pie*
*misses*
*pie roles under chair*
*knocks a lamp over*

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Re: >The Smoking Room< The Second Storey
« Reply #24 on: July 28, 2011, 07:53:09 am »
My good chap let me help you to a seat, here have THIS pie it has less dust on it than that one you left under the table, that's only good for Stainless Steel Rats by now!