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« Reply #75 on: October 30, 2011, 10:02:53 pm » |
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...and never say "I'll be right back!"
I prefer *best Ahnold* "I'll be bach." followed with "really? Can I be Motzart then?!" I held the Terminator's gun the other night while he went to get cigarettes from 7/11. I felt so manly as I sat with 2 lovely ladies holding a gun.  |
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« Reply #76 on: October 30, 2011, 10:07:07 pm » |
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...and never say "I'll be right back!"
I prefer *best Ahnold* "I'll be bach." followed with "really? Can I be Motzart then?!" I held the Terminator's gun the other night while he went to get cigarettes from 7/11. I felt so manly as I sat with 2 lovely ladies holding a gun. Reminds me of a scene in Tropic Thunder "Don't know what kind it is-just know the sound it makes when it kills a man." |
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« Reply #77 on: October 30, 2011, 11:51:27 pm » |
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I feel like photoshopping a movie poster.. just let me know where we're going with this.. comedy / horror / sappy love flick, whatever.. I'll come up with something.. |
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« Reply #78 on: October 30, 2011, 11:59:14 pm » |
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I feel like photoshopping a movie poster.. just let me know where we're going with this.. comedy / horror / sappy love flick, whatever.. I'll come up with something.. You have permission to steal and photoshop one of my pictures over in the "Dress Up" section...if the others agree you could do a really tacky portrait poster. You actually also described the whole idea...it's comedy, but it's horror, and also a sappy love flick. |
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« Reply #79 on: October 31, 2011, 03:22:49 am » |
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« Reply #80 on: October 31, 2011, 04:57:06 am » |
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I feel like photoshopping a movie poster.. just let me know where we're going with this.. comedy / horror / sappy love flick, whatever.. I'll come up with something.. You have permission to steal and photoshop one of my pictures over in the "Dress Up" section...if the others agree you could do a really tacky portrait poster. You actually also described the whole idea...it's comedy, but it's horror, and also a sappy love flick. You could throw in some James Bond by having a couple of girls/zombies/vampires crouching down at D. Oakes feet clinging to his legs seductively...and I'll have to die later on in the movie as the sensible girl who told them so, but gets it anyway. No sex scene for me...Unless the pay is REALLY good.  |
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« Reply #81 on: October 31, 2011, 05:06:11 am » |
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I feel like photoshopping a movie poster.. just let me know where we're going with this.. comedy / horror / sappy love flick, whatever.. I'll come up with something.. You have permission to steal and photoshop one of my pictures over in the "Dress Up" section...if the others agree you could do a really tacky portrait poster. You actually also described the whole idea...it's comedy, but it's horror, and also a sappy love flick. You could throw in some James Bond by having a couple of girls/zombies/vampires crouching down at D. Oakes feet clinging to his legs seductively...and I'll have to die later on in the movie as the sensible girl who told them so, but gets it anyway. No sex scene for me...Unless the pay is REALLY good. What if the SEX is really good? Sorry, in a decent state of drunk right now... So, who's the protaganist, and what's the angle? I mean, obviuosly it's a murder who-done-it, or is it a slasher? Maybe it's all of the above... ANYWAY... Opening scene-we see a 1920s style speakeasy (sorry, been playing jazz most of the night-I'm in a very Art Deco mood-AND steampunk, although TECHNICALLY not in the 20s, the look fits nice with AD architecture) bar setup, just a little bit before opening. There's a piano, drum kit, and a stand up bass on the stage, off on the left when you walk in the door. A lone man behind the counter is wiping at a spot that's not really there-the bar was set up for business hours ago, he's just killing time. Cut to the door-in walks the first customer... |
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« Reply #82 on: October 31, 2011, 05:17:36 am » |
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I feel like photoshopping a movie poster.. just let me know where we're going with this.. comedy / horror / sappy love flick, whatever.. I'll come up with something.. You have permission to steal and photoshop one of my pictures over in the "Dress Up" section...if the others agree you could do a really tacky portrait poster. You actually also described the whole idea...it's comedy, but it's horror, and also a sappy love flick. You could throw in some James Bond by having a couple of girls/zombies/vampires crouching down at D. Oakes feet clinging to his legs seductively...and I'll have to die later on in the movie as the sensible girl who told them so, but gets it anyway. No sex scene for me...Unless the pay is REALLY good. What if the SEX is really good? Sorry, in a decent state of drunk right now... So, who's the protaganist, and what's the angle? I mean, obviuosly it's a murder who-done-it, or is it a slasher? Maybe it's all of the above... ANYWAY... Opening scene-we see a 1920s style speakeasy (sorry, been playing jazz most of the night-I'm in a very Art Deco mood-AND steampunk, although TECHNICALLY not in the 20s, the look fits nice with AD architecture) bar setup, just a little bit before opening. There's a piano, drum kit, and a stand up bass on the stage, off on the left when you walk in the door. A lone man behind the counter is wiping at a spot that's not really there-the bar was set up for business hours ago, he's just killing time. Cut to the door-in walks the first customer... Can I be an anti-hero type character who turns out to be the killer? |
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« Reply #83 on: October 31, 2011, 05:19:02 am » |
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Wait a minute, I just typecasted myself...rats...what can I say, I like playing evil roles.
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« Reply #84 on: October 31, 2011, 05:21:39 am » |
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I was actually hoping to start sort of a screenplay thinktank going on... I mean, I COULD write the first character in the doors, but I'd prefer someone else-maybe roleplay it or something, I dunno.
Then this would have to be moved, though, wouldn't it? I mean, this IS offtopic, so it COULD stay...
Anyway, I let you folks "Roll wit' it" or whatever it is they say...
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« Reply #85 on: October 31, 2011, 05:23:12 am » |
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Sex, alcohol, slaughter....love songs....1920's...(I like the 20's too, good setting, but be careful it is not a rip off of "Wild Party")
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« Reply #86 on: October 31, 2011, 05:28:26 am » |
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This is really sounding like something I should work on writing... In the mean time, to help inspire you all:
The kind of music I love the MOST. Soothes the mind, body, and soul. |
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« Reply #87 on: October 31, 2011, 05:35:11 am » |
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First customer is D. Oakes...new in town, going to work at the just finished 'Govt installation' south of town.
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« Reply #88 on: October 31, 2011, 11:02:35 am » |
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With the music and the setting, that actually reminds me of a cheesy black/white detecitve story of sorts with a heavy smoker doing the voice-over.. You know the kind.. *cue piano jazz music* "The heavy rains fell like somesuchthing which also falls and the streetlights glistend like a thingymabob that's really shiny.. As I stepped into the Cool Sudan Club to shelter, I knew I was in trouble; the place smelled like a jockstrap, and it's clientele smelled even worse..." Ya know.. those descriptive voice-overs that use the most absurd comparisons, analogues and metaphors and ramble on for some minutes.. Anyone here who can do a smokey vice? |
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« Reply #89 on: October 31, 2011, 11:28:12 am » |
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...don't have a whole lot of time now, but I got the day of tomorrow so I got plenty of time then.. in the meantime, here's a 5 minute logo.. Much better work to follow.. |
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« Reply #90 on: October 31, 2011, 11:35:52 am » |
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...and I'll have to die later on in the movie as the sensible girl who told them so, but gets it anyway. No sex scene for me...Unless the pay is REALLY good. Hm, so that female stereotype is already taken... which role could be in there for me? Maybe the evil overlord's girlfriend, who is a) seduced by the hero and turns sides or b) seduces the hero in order to murder him and is killed by him instead? |
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« Reply #91 on: October 31, 2011, 05:07:13 pm » |
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I could use some high-res pics of you folks.. here's something I whipped up in a few minutes using some random junk I found.. |
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« Reply #92 on: October 31, 2011, 05:53:06 pm » |
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...and I'll have to die later on in the movie as the sensible girl who told them so, but gets it anyway. No sex scene for me...Unless the pay is REALLY good. Hm, so that female stereotype is already taken... which role could be in there for me? Maybe the evil overlord's girlfriend, who is a) seduced by the hero and turns sides or b) seduces the hero in order to murder him and is killed by him instead? I think that role is covered by "The Evil Overlord List" |
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« Reply #93 on: October 31, 2011, 08:15:28 pm » |
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I could use some high-res pics of you folks.. here's something I whipped up in a few minutes using some random junk I found..
I posted a pic of myself in this thread once: http://brassgoggles.co.uk/forum/index.php/topic,33289.msg721598.html#msg721598(linked to the full sized version) ...and I'll have to die later on in the movie as the sensible girl who told them so, but gets it anyway. No sex scene for me...Unless the pay is REALLY good. Hm, so that female stereotype is already taken... which role could be in there for me? Maybe the evil overlord's girlfriend, who is a) seduced by the hero and turns sides or b) seduces the hero in order to murder him and is killed by him instead? I think that role is covered by "The Evil Overlord List" Well I hope it is! The list wouldn't be complete otherwise! |
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« Reply #94 on: October 31, 2011, 08:22:25 pm » |
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So if this goes somewhere I wouldn't editing the script.
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« Reply #95 on: October 31, 2011, 08:35:37 pm » |
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I could use some high-res pics of you folks.. here's something I whipped up in a few minutes using some random junk I found.. AWESOME! |
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« Reply #96 on: October 31, 2011, 09:18:47 pm » |
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« Reply #97 on: October 31, 2011, 09:27:09 pm » |
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I'm half tempted to rename this thread to Cool sudan Go on, we dare you, in fact we quadruple dare you! |
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« Reply #98 on: October 31, 2011, 10:21:31 pm » |
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I'm half tempted to rename this thread to Cool sudan Go on, we dare you, in fact we quadruple dare you! With whipped cream and a little umbrella on top! |
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« Reply #99 on: October 31, 2011, 10:32:09 pm » |
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