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« Reply #25 on: October 22, 2011, 01:53:21 pm » |
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Two hundred thousand? That's a very expensive stripper in that cake.
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« Reply #26 on: October 22, 2011, 02:33:34 pm » |
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I was aiming more for the cost of a child, but I would imagine a £200,000 stripper would be a very good one! At least you'd hope so...
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« Reply #27 on: October 23, 2011, 04:01:04 am » |
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I was aiming more for the cost of a child, but I would imagine a £200,000 stripper would be a very good one! At least you'd hope so...
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So wait, we're buying children now. Good grief, not for that kind of money. I'd rather go about business the old fashioned way and...have fun doing it...and then sell any resulting children.  |
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« Reply #28 on: October 24, 2011, 10:59:53 am » |
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« Reply #29 on: October 24, 2011, 12:15:33 pm » |
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I'd have thought £200000 is what you'd owe in insurance and damages if you put the stripper in the cake before you baked it.  |
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HE WRESTLES BEARS, HE DRINKS HIS ALE, HE LOVES HIS AUTUNITE! ON WEDNESDAYS HE GOES SHOPPING, THIS SONG IS UTTER SHI-
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« Reply #30 on: October 24, 2011, 12:44:29 pm » |
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Or the fine if you go with Akumabito's idea? Oh the possibilities are endless  ~Longeye~ |
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« Reply #31 on: October 24, 2011, 10:11:17 pm » |
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I knew a a fellow who was a stripper in a darkroom once. Totally different definition of "stripper," of course... |
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« Reply #32 on: October 25, 2011, 01:37:14 am » |
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Seems we now have entertainment arranged...
Cool Sudan is going to be one rockin' place.
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« Reply #33 on: October 25, 2011, 02:37:08 am » |
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I tell ya, you've never partied till you've partied with some Muban, man... Those cats get downright WILD!
I've got booze in the freezer right now, more'n 3 dozen decks of cards, a few hundred poker chips...
How many of you lovely ladies can I put down for strip poker?
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« Reply #34 on: October 25, 2011, 03:05:04 am » |
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Is this where someone says Poker? I don't even know her? |
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« Reply #35 on: October 25, 2011, 03:09:24 am » |
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Is this where someone says Poker? I don't even know her? ... /facepalm I walked right into that, didn't I? |
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« Reply #36 on: October 25, 2011, 03:21:15 am » |
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Yes, I do believe that WAS you.
So Cool Sudan has the following:
Liquor license
cake
strippers
ahem...card games
Why don't we just call it Las Vegas and be done with it?
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« Reply #37 on: October 25, 2011, 03:22:10 am » |
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Yes, I do believe that WAS you.
So Cool Sudan has the following:
Liquor license
cake
strippers
ahem...card games
Why don't we just call it Las Vegas and be done with it?
Because we are also producing and selling children, you forgot that part. |
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« Reply #38 on: October 25, 2011, 07:59:37 pm » |
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I'll take a dozen children, medium-rare, fries, and a coke..  |
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« Reply #39 on: October 25, 2011, 09:06:15 pm » |
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Medium rare you say..  Where on the scale would that be? Gott be Endangered, I suspect.. I do think you're in the wrong Sudan for those.. Endangered children.. sounds pretty uncool and northern-sudanese to me.. |
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« Reply #40 on: October 25, 2011, 09:47:23 pm » |
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Nah you can get a bakers dozen for about 3 bucks. So there probably about Least concern. Also with that order can I get them smothered in BBQ sauce, and covered in bacon. |
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« Reply #41 on: October 26, 2011, 12:44:14 am » |
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Oh dear, what have I started. Now we are eating them. I was just going to sell them, but at least now I know there is a demand which I should supply. I'll back, I'm going up to the bar to begin my work. |
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« Reply #42 on: October 26, 2011, 12:52:13 am » |
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"Cool Sudan..." I like that name.
When I open my first bar, I may yet call it that...
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« Reply #43 on: October 26, 2011, 01:25:58 am » |
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D. Oakes if you want I could advertise for you.
D. Oakes Saloon, come one come all we sell beer and roasted children
Note- If by chance you have found your child to be spoiled, we do not offer refunds. We do however offer salt.
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« Reply #44 on: October 26, 2011, 03:17:22 am » |
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House policy: All children must be accompanied - either by fries or a salad....
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« Reply #45 on: October 26, 2011, 05:14:49 am » |
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So, we've added cannibalism to the festivities? I'll stick with the cake and stripper, thank you. And anything covered in bbq sauce should be eaten outside, please. (Outside of Cool Sudan would be good) Oh, music! We should have music, shouldn't we? |
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« Reply #46 on: October 26, 2011, 05:22:34 am » |
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So, we've added cannibalism to the festivities? I'll stick with the cake and stripper, thank you. And anything covered in bbq sauce should be eaten outside, please. (Outside of Cool Sudan would be good) Oh, music! We should have music, shouldn't we? Only if it is uber mushy love music, because truthfully that is all I am capable of playing at this moment. |
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« Reply #47 on: October 26, 2011, 05:28:13 am » |
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Bring your girl to the Cool Sudan party, D. Oakes. You can dirty dance with your love.
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« Reply #48 on: October 26, 2011, 05:35:49 am » |
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She has never been to a bar before. She just confessed that tonight after she shot down any feelings I may have had for the lady I defended the other night. Cool Sudan sounds like her kind of place. And she doesn't dirty dance, apparently, I'm the last guy she has ever danced with and she's dated others after me. Xenos may have to play a slow one so I don't get left out up on stage. |
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« Reply #49 on: October 26, 2011, 09:37:03 am » |
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Nah you can get a bakers dozen for about 3 bucks. So there probably about Least concern. Also with that order can I get them smothered in BBQ sauce, and covered in bacon. Yeah but then they're not medium rare! Now you're just talking buckets from Kentucky Fried Children! |
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