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« Reply #675 on: January 21, 2012, 10:35:38 pm » |
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I wish I could prop my legs up on an ottoman and wrap an afghan around my shoulders, sadly there is no ottoman in my house and the afghan is upstairs somewhere.
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« Reply #676 on: January 22, 2012, 05:38:10 am » |
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If there isn't any life on other planets, could it just be that we are banned from making contact. After all, we are a violent species and we just do not play well with others.
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Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time...
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« Reply #677 on: January 22, 2012, 08:11:20 am » |
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Goodie's Powder and Drinks from powder do not mix well. Congeals in your throat. You'll throw up about a fist-size ball of congealed powder, coloured whatever colour the drink was. Unfortunately, I was laying down when this happened-so it got hung up... Ick.
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Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
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« Reply #678 on: January 22, 2012, 02:57:41 pm » |
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If there isn't any life on other planets, could it just be that we are banned from making contact. After all, we are a violent species and we just do not play well with others.
I think this MUCH more likely! We seem like the kind of race who would be kept in isolation. The question is, how do you put an entire race in a straight jacket? |
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"Well, I don't really think that the end can be assessed as of itself as being the end because what does the end feel like? It's like saying when you try to extrapolate the end of the universe, you say, if the universe is indeed infinite, then how - what does that mean? How far is all the way, and then if it stops, what's stopping it, and what's behind what's stopping it? So, what's the end, you know, is my question to you."
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« Reply #679 on: January 22, 2012, 03:18:51 pm » |
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Easy!
You leave them on this little tin-pot world in the middle of nowhere! Nobody then can hurt! It's for their own good!
But it's also missing the vital materials to build warp-cores so they can't go anywhere they're not supposed to.
~Longeye~
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I say you, chaps down there! Piss off, see? Haa ha! Love, Space Longeye <3 |
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« Reply #680 on: January 22, 2012, 04:26:57 pm » |
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If there isn't any life on other planets, could it just be that we are banned from making contact. After all, we are a violent species and we just do not play well with others.
There's a Calvin and Hobbes strip wher they observe the mess and litter left behind in a natural beauty spot and Calvin states that "The fact we've never been visited by aliens is a sure sign of intelligent life in space" |
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I say, Joe it's jolly frightening out here.
Nonsense dear boy, you should be more like me.
But look at you! You're shaking all over!
Shaking? You silly goose! I'm just doing the Watusi
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Nothing beats a good hat.
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« Reply #681 on: January 22, 2012, 06:19:46 pm » |
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« Reply #682 on: January 23, 2012, 03:27:30 pm » |
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There is a fly over the headlight Tony. We got flies coming for us, ****. Get the **** out of here you flies. We got 3 flies, 5 flies. Make sure if you will we don’t have the fly on the left side of the passenger side but make sure we don’t have any flies.
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« Reply #683 on: January 25, 2012, 04:38:45 am » |
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"They're coming for you, Martha. They're coming for you right now, Martha."
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« Reply #684 on: January 25, 2012, 08:16:52 am » |
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"Fly swat, who needs a fly swat! Just POISON 'em"!
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« Reply #685 on: January 25, 2012, 02:51:49 pm » |
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''They're coming to get you, Barbara.....look...there's one of them now!''
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« Reply #686 on: January 25, 2012, 05:45:57 pm » |
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« Reply #687 on: January 26, 2012, 12:12:59 am » |
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Did anybody else just see those trolls passing by?
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« Reply #688 on: January 26, 2012, 01:38:37 am » |
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Did anybody else just see those trolls passing by?
Did anybody FEED them? Oh lord, if they DID, they'll NEVER leave... QUICK QUICK! ANTIFREEZE!!! (What trolls, where? I missed 'em, I do believe) |
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« Reply #689 on: January 26, 2012, 01:57:35 am » |
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I am tired of Nikolai's (my six year old) latest favorite joke.... "Guess what? Chicken butt ". Of course he substitutes other descriptions for chicken, but it's still the same joke!
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« Reply #690 on: January 26, 2012, 04:37:04 am » |
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A thread on another forum, actually a "ragequit" thread, has hit over 1000 posts and has spawned a second part. The person who started the thread just to publicize his quitting the forum is long gone, hasn't been seen in almost three weeks, but the whole community has joined in to poke fun at immaturity and laugh at stereotypes. Its great fun. And utterly random to mention on here. Which is why I brought it up.
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« Reply #691 on: January 26, 2012, 01:35:11 pm » |
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Did anybody else just see those trolls passing by?
Did anybody FEED them? Oh lord, if they DID, they'll NEVER leave... QUICK QUICK! ANTIFREEZE!!! (What trolls, where? I missed 'em, I do believe) I submit that with reference to the InterWeb (which I realize you are NOT referring to), "Troll" is a verb, and is a method of angling. |
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« Reply #692 on: January 26, 2012, 08:04:57 pm » |
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Did anybody else just see those trolls passing by?
Did anybody FEED them? Oh lord, if they DID, they'll NEVER leave... QUICK QUICK! ANTIFREEZE!!! (What trolls, where? I missed 'em, I do believe) I submit that with reference to the InterWeb (which I realize you are NOT referring to), "Troll" is a verb, and is a method of angling. Aye, slowly plodding along the lake surface-they've even got a special motor for it. I thought you meant there were trolls to be found here upon our nice, clean, troll-free, user friendly site. I was going to hunt them down, and bludgeon them with my infallible logic, alcohol fueled wit, and common decency! Eh, oh well. So, anyone else surprised the Packers didna make the Big Bowl? |
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« Reply #693 on: January 26, 2012, 08:51:32 pm » |
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Very much so! When you have an off day, you can have an off day with a vengeance!
Going trolling for 'stuff' this morning - wonder what I can find at the op shop?
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« Reply #694 on: January 26, 2012, 08:55:47 pm » |
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"I thought you meant there were trolls to be found here upon our nice, clean, troll-free, user friendly site"
guilty
I would love to start up on politics, but thats real taboo, and would be hard with the International flavour, which I relish.
I do love to stir the pot, though, and I'm not much of a steampunk, though it intrigues me
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« Reply #695 on: January 26, 2012, 09:38:14 pm » |
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"I thought you meant there were trolls to be found here upon our nice, clean, troll-free, user friendly site"
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I would love to start up on politics, but thats real taboo, and would be hard with the International flavour, which I relish.
I do love to stir the pot, though, and I'm not much of a steampunk, though it intrigues me
Don't say that TOO loudly around-may come back to haunt you. I myself may not dress the part every day, nor really MAKE much-but I AM very much a steampunk. At least by my reckoning of the movement. And that's really all that matters! Very much so! When you have an off day, you can have an off day with a vengeance!
Going trolling for 'stuff' this morning - wonder what I can find at the op shop?
I was really sad the Saints got spanked by SF. Then again, I don't much care for AMERICAN Football anyway! Best of luck on the trolling! Er... Shopping! |
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« Reply #696 on: January 26, 2012, 09:40:32 pm » |
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"I thought you meant there were trolls to be found here upon our nice, clean, troll-free, user friendly site"
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I would love to start up on politics, but thats real taboo, and would be hard with the International flavour, which I relish.
I do love to stir the pot, though, and I'm not much of a steampunk, though it intrigues me
Don't say that TOO loudly around-may come back to haunt you. I myself may not dress the part every day, nor really MAKE much-but I AM very much a steampunk. At least by my reckoning of the movement. And that's really all that matters! Very much so! When you have an off day, you can have an off day with a vengeance!
Going trolling for 'stuff' this morning - wonder what I can find at the op shop?
I was really sad the Saints got spanked by SF. Then again, I don't much care for AMERICAN Football anyway! Best of luck on the trolling! Er... Shopping! Aye, I'm with you on being steampunk Xenos. Its more than a wardrobe and some brass bits. As for American football, well I haven't watched a full NFL game in a LONG time, but college football has become on of my loves. |
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« Reply #697 on: January 26, 2012, 09:48:56 pm » |
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"I thought you meant there were trolls to be found here upon our nice, clean, troll-free, user friendly site"
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I would love to start up on politics, but thats real taboo, and would be hard with the International flavour, which I relish.
I do love to stir the pot, though, and I'm not much of a steampunk, though it intrigues me
Don't say that TOO loudly around-may come back to haunt you. I myself may not dress the part every day, nor really MAKE much-but I AM very much a steampunk. At least by my reckoning of the movement. And that's really all that matters! Very much so! When you have an off day, you can have an off day with a vengeance!
Going trolling for 'stuff' this morning - wonder what I can find at the op shop?
I was really sad the Saints got spanked by SF. Then again, I don't much care for AMERICAN Football anyway! Best of luck on the trolling! Er... Shopping! Aye, I'm with you on being steampunk Xenos. Its more than a wardrobe and some brass bits. As for American football, well I haven't watched a full NFL game in a LONG time, but college football has become on of my loves. See, with me, I'm very neatly a cross between Steam and Diesel punks. Why? Because I like the clothes and the retro-future tech of Steampunk, but much prefer the architectural lines offered in Dieselpunk, because I f***ing LOVE Art Deco!!! Also, time for a threadjack: AT&T offers two smartphones, unlimited talk, no text, and some web for $160 a month. Verizon offers the EXACT SAME PLAN, down to the PHONES selected (iPhone 4S), and it's $190. I'm HOPING that Walmart Family Mobile (my current provider) can offer an upgrade to an iPhone. Aye, it'd be an extra... $30-40 a month, but in today's age, a smartphone is pretty much required. |
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« Reply #698 on: January 26, 2012, 09:53:01 pm » |
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I'll give you my standard response: Go Sprint. We've used them for years and love them.
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« Reply #699 on: January 26, 2012, 10:10:36 pm » |
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I'll give you my standard response: Go Sprint. We've used them for years and love them.
See, now, I come from a place that back when there were these weird, strange things that hung on your wall and had a cord on 'em, Sprint was the local monopoly. They... Well, long story short, they charged several customers in our county outrageous fees one month for supposed phonecalls that they had no logs of, no proof of, and no ANYTHING to base the charges on, other than their own imaginations. If that's not enough, back when I tried using their wireless web service (back when you used one of those cards that had a special slot on your laptop), they f***ed me right royal, DRY. I mean, we're talking did me DIRTY. So. Sprint and me are alot like Niska and Mal. Not so solid. Interestingly enough, just got off the horn with Wally-World's Family Mobile. I can get smartphones on THEIR service for a whole $10 more than I'm paying right now! Downside? No iPhones. At all. Even jailbroke ones. Won't do picture and/or data if I use 'em. SO. $650 Paperweight, basically. |
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