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« Reply #475 on: October 08, 2011, 04:18:49 am » |
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Call animal control.
No good, becuase you'll find that those "violently dissolute jackalopes" have rights under local, national & international laws...to continue what they want to, when even they to!. |
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« Reply #476 on: October 08, 2011, 04:20:55 am » |
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That means there is only one thing left to be done.
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« Reply #477 on: October 08, 2011, 04:23:14 am » |
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Put a call in to: "The Order of the Brass Claw".
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Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time...
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« Reply #478 on: October 08, 2011, 04:29:32 am » |
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Aren't they the people that make those lovely pastries?
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« Reply #479 on: October 08, 2011, 12:29:37 pm » |
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Aren't they the people that make those lovely pastries?
You're thinking of Mr Kipling the writer who made cakes as a side line. |
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« Reply #480 on: October 08, 2011, 10:05:25 pm » |
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The High Mistress will not tolerate levity when "The Order of the Brass Claw" is involved. To be forewarned is to be forearmed.
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« Reply #481 on: October 08, 2011, 10:25:29 pm » |
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The High Mistress will not tolerate levity when "The Order of the Brass Claw" is involved. To be forewarned is to be forearmed.
The Honorable Lord Chesterfield bit and scratched me because I'm not going to bed yet because I'm too busy drinking beer and listening to my college team. I finally had to give him his food early because he was considering my death. |
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« Reply #482 on: October 11, 2011, 06:00:44 am » |
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Dear Mr. Oakes,
I'm sorry to hear the Honorable Cheshire cat is out of sorts because he's had too much beer while playing college ball. Good of you to prevent his death by feeding him.
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« Reply #483 on: October 13, 2011, 12:11:36 am » |
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Uhm, hello there...
I figured that if I was gonna start posting, it'd best be somewhere I'd fit in.
Has anyone else read the pick-up lines thread? A riot, that is.
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Annlyn Lloyd: Probably the only steampunk who answers to Lamppost~
I'm not random, you just don't think as fast as I--Hm, the sky is looking rather gray today... I bet it's the aircity New London passing over.
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« Reply #484 on: October 14, 2011, 12:23:25 am » |
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No riots please, there is already enough unrest....
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« Reply #485 on: October 14, 2011, 12:32:21 am » |
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The nateless are restive tonight...
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Walk softly and carry a big banjo...
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« Reply #486 on: October 14, 2011, 12:34:02 am » |
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The nateless are restive tonight...
Took the mouth right out of my words. |
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« Reply #487 on: October 14, 2011, 12:39:41 am » |
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I ate my foot with my mouth.
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« Reply #488 on: October 14, 2011, 12:53:40 am » |
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Come on, fellas, pobody's nerfict! Let's straighten up our act, this mess is a place!
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Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
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« Reply #489 on: October 14, 2011, 12:55:17 am » |
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A Maverick is a nerfect weapon! *my puns make me want to hurt myself*  |
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« Reply #490 on: October 14, 2011, 12:56:55 am » |
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A Maverick is a nerfect weapon! *my puns make me want to hurt myself* Yeah, sort of like farting in public. |
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« Reply #491 on: October 14, 2011, 12:57:35 am » |
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Or giving a speech with your fly down...
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« Reply #492 on: October 14, 2011, 12:58:43 am » |
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Or giving a speech with your fly down...
They won't let me do that anymore...not since the incident. |
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« Reply #493 on: October 14, 2011, 01:00:14 am » |
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Wardrobe malfunctions are awful, but worse are mustache malfunctions.
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« Reply #494 on: October 14, 2011, 01:48:27 am » |
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Wardrobe malfunctions are awful, but worse are mustache malfunctions.
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There is a reason for this. And trust me, when a bunch of harry potter geeks think your fucking retarded, you know there is something wrong.
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« Reply #495 on: October 14, 2011, 04:17:18 am » |
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Or giving a speech with your fly down...
They won't let me do that anymore...not since the incident. As far as we were told, they were never able to prove anything...Isn't that correct? |
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« Reply #496 on: October 14, 2011, 04:32:39 am » |
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Wardrobe malfunctions are awful, but worse are mustache malfunctions.
O'h I know theres a story behind this one. Do tell Was performing at the club one night, had my mustache just right. Got done, went in to use the bathroom and realized one side was up and the other looked like a worn out paint brush. |
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Capt. Dirigible
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Shirts?.....I got plenty at 'ome.
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« Reply #497 on: October 14, 2011, 04:17:49 pm » |
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Has anyone else read the pick-up lines thread? A riot, that is Pretty much as predicted.  |
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I say, Joe it's jolly frightening out here.
Nonsense dear boy, you should be more like me.
But look at you! You're shaking all over!
Shaking? You silly goose! I'm just doing the Watusi
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« Reply #498 on: October 15, 2011, 11:40:40 pm » |
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Has anyone else read the pick-up lines thread? A riot, that is Pretty much as predicted. I meant that figuratively. |
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« Reply #499 on: October 17, 2011, 03:24:39 am » |
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I'm glad that you asked. My favorite holiday, you say? As a child, Christmas. Now, Halloween, then Christmas.
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