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« Reply #800 on: July 19, 2012, 05:55:03 am » |
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I'm generally slow so can someone please explain to me that orange joke?  |
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The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power,
the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone.
It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening."
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« Reply #801 on: July 19, 2012, 07:05:11 am » |
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Why is a duck? Because it has two legs, one of which is both the same.
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« Reply #802 on: July 19, 2012, 06:17:42 pm » |
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I'm generally slow so can someone please explain to me that orange joke? The joke employs silliness to the extreme, since one requires at least two items to make a comparison, and I have given one. The answer is equally absurd, and the congratulatory remarks that I made are gibberish. Any answer is correct, as none are. Similar humour employs such misquotes as "If it walks like a Duck, Quacks like a Duck, and Looks like a Duck, it must be a Hippopotamus." |
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« Reply #803 on: July 21, 2012, 01:13:20 am » |
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Fizzies are back. They are similar to a sweetened, tasty alka-seltzer when dissolved in water.
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« Reply #805 on: December 14, 2012, 03:53:33 am » |
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It would be a shame to let this thread die......
Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition! The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me G.
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« Reply #806 on: December 14, 2012, 04:09:20 am » |
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How long is a piece of string?
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« Reply #807 on: December 14, 2012, 04:26:23 am » |
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How long is a piece of string?
African or Indian? |
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« Reply #808 on: December 14, 2012, 03:27:45 pm » |
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How long is a piece of string?
African or Indian? Knots! |
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« Reply #809 on: December 14, 2012, 06:06:47 pm » |
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Look!! ZULU'S.... THOUNSAND OF THEM!!
hehe consider this thread jacked!
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« Reply #810 on: December 14, 2012, 06:33:06 pm » |
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3 inches high according to the reports.
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« Reply #811 on: December 14, 2012, 06:40:59 pm » |
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1000, 3 inch Zulu's?
But, how long is a Chinese guy?
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The best way to learn is by personal experience.
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« Reply #812 on: December 14, 2012, 06:45:58 pm » |
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« Reply #813 on: December 14, 2012, 08:24:39 pm » |
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It's Zulus..not Zulu's.
And they have a good bass section but no top tenors that's for sure.
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I say, Joe it's jolly frightening out here.
Nonsense dear boy, you should be more like me.
But look at you! You're shaking all over!
Shaking? You silly goose! I'm just doing the Watusi
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« Reply #814 on: December 14, 2012, 09:10:21 pm » |
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Fire at will...
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« Reply #816 on: December 15, 2012, 06:59:37 am » |
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Altho the moon is twice the size of the earth, it's further away.
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« Reply #817 on: December 15, 2012, 11:33:31 pm » |
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There is no parallax error!
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« Reply #819 on: December 16, 2012, 06:46:11 am » |
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Where is the spoon?
There is no spoon. |
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« Reply #820 on: December 16, 2012, 12:09:32 pm » |
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Some fish have legs.
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« Reply #821 on: December 16, 2012, 05:48:11 pm » |
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Some other fish must have fingers.
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« Reply #822 on: December 16, 2012, 05:56:31 pm » |
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1000, 3 inch Zulu's?
But, how long is a Chinese guy?
No, Howlong is a town. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Howlong |
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« Reply #823 on: December 16, 2012, 10:04:19 pm » |
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Some other fish must have fingers.
In a sandwich with tartare sauce please! |
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« Reply #824 on: December 16, 2012, 10:30:48 pm » |
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Some other fish must have fingers.
In a sandwich with tartare sauce please! Must be eaten with custard! |
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