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« Reply #75 on: June 10, 2011, 01:42:23 pm »

I nearly bought a Ford 250 pickup once, but instead went for a GMC 350 dayvan with sidewinder conversion.
6.5ltr V8 engine in a 1.5 tonne rear wheel drive black truck with pink velour and wood interior bring driven in deep snow. That was a good winter.

I like antique opals, but modern opals just look like dry toothpaste.

Mnmmm.. toothpaste… minty.
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« Reply #76 on: June 10, 2011, 01:51:59 pm »

You've got to take care of opals. Becasue they are suck a soft stone, they actually can use oils to keep from getting that dried out look. Rubbing the stone along the crease of one's nose is pretty much the perfect way to keep it looking firey.

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« Reply #77 on: June 10, 2011, 01:57:31 pm »

Opals are bad for the environment, they use di-hydrogen monoxide in the mining of them and we all know how bad for the environment that is, not to mention that the miners can often get covered in the stuff, and no matter how much they wash themselves they still end up covered in it.
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« Reply #78 on: June 10, 2011, 02:00:56 pm »

I approve of painful chemistry jokes.
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« Reply #79 on: June 10, 2011, 02:02:44 pm »

A little known fact is that the oil secreted and collects near the nose crease is the very same natural compound found in shark liver oil known as squalene which is believed to be linked to Gulf War Syndrome.  In addition to squalene, di-hydrogen monoxide was usually used as a liquid medium to assist in the swallowing of the squalene saturated compound.

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« Reply #80 on: June 10, 2011, 02:07:10 pm »

Opals are bad for the environment, they use di-hydrogen monoxide in the mining of them and we all know how bad for the environment that is, not to mention that the miners can often get covered in the stuff, and no matter how much they wash themselves they still end up covered in it.

Don't you over there in UK call Opel, Vauxhall?
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« Reply #81 on: June 10, 2011, 02:09:01 pm »

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I like Escorts, although I do sometimes find them bit rough and some are poorly maintained

May I suggests 'Madam  Fifi of Mayfair'. Her escorts are always in tip top condition.


Interesting thing about opals..did you know that a raw, unpolished opal..if you drill straight through the middle and add some strategically placed holes...it's possible to actually blow across one of the holes and get a pitch perfect note. Covering and uncovering the other holes with the fingers can actually achieve a tune. However due to  it crystaline structure it  very quickly causes  the saliva glands to over  compensate making it hard to sustain any tune for more tahn a minute or so. As I'm sure many Brits over a certain age have  known for many years... "Opal Flutes-made to make your mouth water!"




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« Reply #82 on: June 10, 2011, 02:30:31 pm »


In the UK we call Opel Vauxhall.
I think it's a bit more complicated than that with different subsidiaries, international ownership of multi national companies and different model names of cars.

I once drove a chevy impala in Canada, it was like driving a sherry trifle.
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« Reply #83 on: June 10, 2011, 02:59:16 pm »

I used to have a chevy. A Chevrolet Lanos.  Grin
I've also been to Canada and I drove a Ford Probe, automatic.
Not a great car to pick up girls:"hey baby, wanna see my Probe?"
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Carry on, threading the jack.
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« Reply #84 on: June 10, 2011, 03:07:42 pm »

The most famous Ford Probe owner....
'You're a tiger.. grrrr'
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« Reply #85 on: June 10, 2011, 03:38:45 pm »

The most famous Ford Probe owner....
'You're a tiger.. grrrr'


I got probed once...

Nasty experience, that.  Bloody extraterrestrials and their bloody fetishes!

That reminds me, Elvis says hello!
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« Reply #86 on: June 10, 2011, 03:45:27 pm »

Elvis renewed our vows in Vegas which reminds me why I like cake.
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« Reply #87 on: June 10, 2011, 03:55:02 pm »

Elvis renewed our vows in Vegas which reminds me why I like cake.

Bubba Hotep has my favorite alternate "Elvis Timeline." And, well, anything that dubs itself "a feel-good, redemptive mummy flick" is pretty much 100% in my book!
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« Reply #88 on: June 10, 2011, 04:33:53 pm »

I saw the Star Trek Experience in Vegas.

Was it out if this world?

No, but the price of the tickets was!

Anyway, it's been raining, but now it's sunny.
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« Reply #89 on: June 10, 2011, 07:29:31 pm »

I think if Star Trek: NG would have had a holodeck episode where Elvis beats Wesley to a bloody pulp, the show would have been so very much better.  Just my random thoughts.

And it hasn't rained here in 3 months...  Angry

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« Reply #90 on: June 10, 2011, 07:39:18 pm »

If it didn't rain in the UK for 3 straight months the country would shrink to the size of a postage stamp.  But then how would Royal Mail manage to lose letters?
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« Reply #91 on: June 10, 2011, 07:58:49 pm »

My first ride was a battered Ford Escort.

I didn't think you could get deep fat fryers that big.
MMmm chips, I miss proper British chippy chips
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« Reply #92 on: June 10, 2011, 08:20:30 pm »

My first ride was a battered Ford Escort.

I didn't think you could get deep fat fryers that big.
MMmm chips, I miss proper British chippy chips

I miss restaurants that have malt vinegar to go along with their fries. There are only two places in my somewhat immediate area (read: within 4 hours drive) where I can get my fix, unless I bring it myself....
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« Reply #93 on: June 10, 2011, 08:31:38 pm »

My first ride was a battered Ford Escort.

I didn't think you could get deep fat fryers that big.
MMmm chips, I miss proper British chippy chips

I miss restaurants that have malt vinegar to go along with their fries. There are only two places in my somewhat immediate area (read: within 4 hours drive) where I can get my fix, unless I bring it myself....

I tried to make chip butty in California once.

White bread?
 Sorry only healthy wholemeal. This is California.
Red vinegar?
 Sorry only the white cooking variety. Americans don't put vinegar ON thier food.       
 That's just plain nasty.
Chips? Chips made by frying potatoes, not crisps?
 Oh, you only have frys...and they're made of corn. Hmmm.
Salt?
 Here ya go. Lo Salt. Contains no salt whatsoever.
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« Reply #94 on: June 10, 2011, 08:39:49 pm »

I grew up in California, and got out as soon as I could.

All that salt-water and brine has got to their heads, I tell ya.
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« Reply #95 on: June 10, 2011, 08:51:36 pm »

mmm... brine...

Apparently, our evolution from sea creatures is what makes our blood salty, and why too much salt gives us high blood pressure (makes us drink more, which dilutes the salt saturated blood, hence more of it in a closed system [though I could be making this up, I'm not sure]).

Anyway, go easy on the salt with those chips/fries, ok?
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« Reply #96 on: June 10, 2011, 11:21:12 pm »

mmm.... I prefer pickle juice...
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« Reply #97 on: June 10, 2011, 11:25:45 pm »

Curry sauce with chips for the win  Smiley  Mmmmmmmmmm.......
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« Reply #98 on: June 10, 2011, 11:38:09 pm »

Ah, but a health level of sodium and chlorine ions is needed for rapid nerve function!
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« Reply #99 on: June 11, 2011, 12:40:43 am »

Dihydrogen Monoxide. The silent killer.
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