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« Reply #600 on: December 15, 2011, 10:30:45 pm » |
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Die Made
Hinter eines Baumes Rinde
wohnt die Made mit dem Kinde.
Sie ist Witwe, denn der Gatte,
den sie hatte, fiel vom Blatte.
Diente so auf diese Weise
einer Ameise als Speise.
Eines Morgens sprach die Made:
"Liebes Kind, ich sehe grade,
drüben gibt es frischen Kohl,
den ich hol. So leb denn wohl!
Halt, noch eins! Denk, was geschah,
geh nicht aus, denk an Papa!"
Also sprach sie und entwich. -
Made junior aber schlich hinterdrein;
doch das war schlecht!
Denn schon kam ein bunter Specht
und verschlang die kleine fade
Made ohne Gnade. Schade!
Hinter eines Baumes Rinde
ruft die Made nach dem Kinde ....
(Heinz Erhardt)
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Be daring, be different, be impractical, be anything that will assert integrity of purpose and imaginative vision against the play-it-safers, the creatures of the commonplace, the slaves of the ordinary. (Cecil Beaton)
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« Reply #601 on: December 15, 2011, 10:45:42 pm » |
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Grubs can be quite tasty, ya know.
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Reality is for those who cannot properly commit to the absurd.
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« Reply #602 on: December 15, 2011, 11:13:36 pm » |
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I've decided I don't need window in my office just a big screen tv...
whats a good brand to look for as to picture resolution and quality
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« Reply #603 on: December 15, 2011, 11:20:39 pm » |
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Sony, Pansonic, and there's one I can't remember the name, I think it's Viso, or maybe Vizo? Anyway, they're dirt cheap but pretty damn good quality.
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Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
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« Reply #604 on: December 15, 2011, 11:27:02 pm » |
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« Reply #605 on: December 15, 2011, 11:29:33 pm » |
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Just commission a nice watercolor. That should serve just fine.
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"Well, I don't really think that the end can be assessed as of itself as being the end because what does the end feel like? It's like saying when you try to extrapolate the end of the universe, you say, if the universe is indeed infinite, then how - what does that mean? How far is all the way, and then if it stops, what's stopping it, and what's behind what's stopping it? So, what's the end, you know, is my question to you."
~ David St. Hubbins
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« Reply #606 on: December 15, 2011, 11:32:41 pm » |
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can I get the water color in 3D?
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« Reply #607 on: December 15, 2011, 11:34:28 pm » |
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No but I could through water on you. You just have to bring your own bucket. And water.
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« Reply #608 on: December 15, 2011, 11:45:35 pm » |
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ours displays summer scenes in the winter and winter scenes in the summer ... and it's right next to the window.
b.t.w. it's a Sony of some sort (it is also the monitor for the house computer)
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« Reply #609 on: December 16, 2011, 01:13:44 am » |
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when knitting is it knit one pearl two or knit two pearl one?
How do you get the pearls to stay in place? and why two of them? or is it one of them?
What is the orgin of throwing pearls before swine? will the swine get sick if they eat the
pearls? Or is it a case of this too shall pass?
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« Reply #610 on: December 16, 2011, 02:42:18 am » |
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I'm still trying to figure out WHO our receptionist was talking to before she transferred the call to me, because I have a hard time believing it was the same person I spoke with. Although that happens somewhat regularly. We have different ways with people on the phone.
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« Reply #611 on: December 16, 2011, 02:49:56 am » |
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For a 40 ton ship how much square footage of sail would you need to properly
propell the ship.....
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« Reply #612 on: December 16, 2011, 02:54:35 am » |
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For a 40 ton ship how much square footage of sail would you need to properly
propell the ship.....
No more than two! (Extra props if you can place that line. Nothing to do with ships I'm afraid.) |
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« Reply #613 on: December 17, 2011, 12:07:24 am » |
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What Caliber should a railway cannon be? and should they be standard gauge track or narrow gauge?
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« Reply #614 on: December 17, 2011, 02:19:50 am » |
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck would chuck wood?
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« Reply #615 on: December 17, 2011, 02:21:36 am » |
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck would chuck wood?
About that *holds hands about yey apart* much. |
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« Reply #617 on: December 24, 2011, 07:50:27 am » |
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When posting a scientific thesis should it be center left? or centered?
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« Reply #618 on: December 24, 2011, 07:52:12 am » |
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Did you know when you slice into a vein ALONG it's length, it's a real B*TCH to get it to stop bleeding?
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« Reply #619 on: December 24, 2011, 03:16:18 pm » |
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Did you know when you slice into a vein ALONG it's length, it's a real B*TCH to get it to stop bleeding?
Well..... Don't DO THAT!! So who will win the world series next year? |
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« Reply #620 on: December 24, 2011, 04:38:14 pm » |
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I'm going to go with China. They're putting up a good team right now, so I have VERY high hopes for them (they'd BETTER win, I got money riding on it!).
We ARE talking about Beer Pong, right?
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« Reply #621 on: December 24, 2011, 07:44:50 pm » |
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Of course we are. But if you've seen Beerfest, you'll remember the Swedish Drinking Team. They get my vote.
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« Reply #622 on: December 25, 2011, 08:37:27 pm » |
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You, sir! Make an effort!
"a drifting spirit was in our hearts, and we ourselves could not understand it. We just sold our farms and set out north-westwards to find a new home."
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« Reply #623 on: December 25, 2011, 09:00:57 pm » |
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MY EYES!!! MY EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! Red text on this background twists my vision something FIERCE, mate. On a totally different note: I'm offering LIVE online music lessons (Guitar, Bass, Uke, later on maybe some drums) for anyone interested... PM me for the details! |
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« Reply #624 on: December 26, 2011, 10:04:26 am » |
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Sorry, I always wanted to learn how to play the piano.
My parents gave me a guitar. "The kid wants to make music? here, take this!"
I didn't get lessons though. They just thought, I'd learn that on my own. Gave up after a few weeks. I never wanted a guitar anyway.
All I really wanted was, to play the piano - and sing.
By the time I finished school, I wanted to study singing (as in opera or at least musical) at our university. Wasn't accepted. My singing was good enough for the course, but I couldn't play piano and that was mandatory.
*sigh*
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