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« Reply #575 on: December 13, 2011, 03:34:29 am » |
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nope don't need lizards in my office just windows....
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« Reply #576 on: December 13, 2011, 04:44:01 am » |
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I've been watching alot of Metalocalypse lately. I'm really diggin' on CFO Ofdenson's whole attitude. He's awesome as SH*T man, and he's BRUTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
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« Reply #577 on: December 13, 2011, 04:48:04 am » |
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"Well, I don't really think that the end can be assessed as of itself as being the end because what does the end feel like? It's like saying when you try to extrapolate the end of the universe, you say, if the universe is indeed infinite, then how - what does that mean? How far is all the way, and then if it stops, what's stopping it, and what's behind what's stopping it? So, what's the end, you know, is my question to you."
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« Reply #578 on: December 13, 2011, 03:14:45 pm » |
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My Wife went to the Caribbean.
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Capt. Dirigible
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Shirts?.....I got plenty at 'ome.
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« Reply #579 on: December 13, 2011, 03:21:13 pm » |
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My Wife went to the Caribbean.
Of her own accord?...no, hang on...that's wrong.. |
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I say, Joe it's jolly frightening out here.
Nonsense dear boy, you should be more like me.
But look at you! You're shaking all over!
Shaking? You silly goose! I'm just doing the Watusi
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« Reply #580 on: December 13, 2011, 03:36:19 pm » |
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My Wife went to the Caribbean.
Of her own accord?...no, hang on...that's wrong.. I think it's a start of a good joke. Waiting in anticipation for the rest of it. |
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« Reply #581 on: December 13, 2011, 03:48:39 pm » |
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My Wife went to the Caribbean.
Is she bringing back windows? if so how much? |
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« Reply #582 on: December 13, 2011, 04:01:44 pm » |
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nope don't need lizards in my office just windows....
Re:- lizards...are they a new OS? |
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« Reply #583 on: December 13, 2011, 04:11:52 pm » |
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Has she changed the oil in the car yet
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« Reply #584 on: December 13, 2011, 04:14:37 pm » |
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No, but the Zebra has finally changed its pyjamas.
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« Reply #585 on: December 13, 2011, 04:18:46 pm » |
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No, but the Zebra has finally changed its pyjamas.
This morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. |
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« Reply #586 on: December 13, 2011, 04:20:01 pm » |
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No, but the Zebra has finally changed its pyjamas.
This morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. Why was it wearing your pyjamas? |
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« Reply #587 on: December 13, 2011, 04:22:46 pm » |
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No, but the Zebra has finally changed its pyjamas.
This morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. Why was it wearing your pyjamas? Beats me. I didn't even know I owned any pajamas! |
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« Reply #588 on: December 14, 2011, 10:46:13 pm » |
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Should I get stained glass windows for my office or would that be pretentious?
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« Reply #589 on: December 15, 2011, 12:38:28 am » |
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Should I get stained glass windows for my office or would that be pretentious?
Only if you've got TWO spikes for sitting on-anything more than one is extravagant! |
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« Reply #590 on: December 15, 2011, 01:00:56 am » |
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I've read that oven cleaner will take that stain right out. or ... a hammer.
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Reality is for those who cannot properly commit to the absurd.
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« Reply #591 on: December 15, 2011, 01:24:50 am » |
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Next I will give a tutorial on how to cut almost anything with dental floss...
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« Reply #592 on: December 15, 2011, 01:33:44 am » |
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A moose once bit my sister...
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« Reply #593 on: December 15, 2011, 02:12:18 am » |
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A moose once bit my sister...
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« Reply #594 on: December 15, 2011, 02:14:26 am » |
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No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given to her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", and "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink".
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« Reply #595 on: December 15, 2011, 04:03:42 am » |
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A brilliant person (I have forgotten their name) is restoring an old workprint of Manos: The Hands of Fate. I cannot wait.
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« Reply #596 on: December 15, 2011, 07:01:58 am » |
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Dr. Seuss fan are you?
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« Reply #597 on: December 15, 2011, 06:48:07 pm » |
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I'm sorry but I prefer the llama over the moose.
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« Reply #598 on: December 15, 2011, 07:03:43 pm » |
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does any one know the Moose song? I fear it is not for the prim & proper....
unlike the song that never ends...
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« Reply #599 on: December 15, 2011, 08:18:12 pm » |
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I'm sorry but I prefer the llama over the moose.
WATCH OUT!!!! THERE ARE LLAMAS!!! |
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