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« Reply #200 on: June 23, 2011, 06:08:48 pm » |
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« Reply #201 on: June 23, 2011, 06:20:23 pm » |
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After dog sitting our son's dog, we've discovered that he responds to three names:
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Leavethecatsalone.
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Reality is for those who cannot properly commit to the absurd.
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« Reply #202 on: June 24, 2011, 08:10:48 am » |
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We've discovered our 19 month old daughter has a similar responds.
"Would you like to eat..." is always answered with a firm yes nod.
She loves food and likes everything, even brussel sprouts, fish and spicy food.
Talking about cars, isn't it lovely weather?
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« Reply #203 on: June 24, 2011, 10:12:40 am » |
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Talking about cars, isn't it lovely weather?
I'm actually more a fan of tilapia, myself, but if you enjoy bass, I suppose large mouth WOULD be the way to go... |
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Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
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« Reply #204 on: June 24, 2011, 02:11:56 pm » |
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I suppose large mouth WOULD be the way to go...
I really suspect that isn't a universal truism... |
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« Reply #205 on: June 24, 2011, 09:23:21 pm » |
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I suppose large mouth WOULD be the way to go...
I really suspect that isn't a universal truism... ... ...... ......... To quote Jesus: "My child, I'm not touching that with a 60-foot pole." |
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« Reply #206 on: June 24, 2011, 09:28:44 pm » |
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I suppose large mouth WOULD be the way to go...
I really suspect that isn't a universal truism... ... ...... ......... To quote Jesus: "My child, I'm not touching that with a 60-foot pole." Damn and Blast! This could have been amusing for a minute  |
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« Reply #207 on: June 24, 2011, 09:33:22 pm » |
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I suppose large mouth WOULD be the way to go...
I really suspect that isn't a universal truism... ... ...... ......... To quote Jesus: "My child, I'm not touching that with a 60-foot pole." Damn and Blast! This could have been amusing for a minute You mean to tell me you cant do anything with a 60 foot pole?  |
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« Reply #208 on: June 24, 2011, 09:42:42 pm » |
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To quote Jesus: "My child, I'm not touching that with a 60-foot pole."
Damn and Blast! This could have been amusing for a minute You mean to tell me you cant do anything with a 60 foot pole? It's rather more a matter of won't versus can't. 60 feet is very long indeed...  |
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« Reply #209 on: June 25, 2011, 12:51:47 am » |
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Then there was the fellow who walked into the taxidermist's, and demanded to see a bluefooted boobie...
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« Reply #210 on: June 25, 2011, 12:57:34 am » |
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It has become fact that Pop Rocks candy can make your head explode after being mixed with the caffeinated beverage "Jolt" and then consumed. Be afraid, be very afraid.
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"We often mingle with the world, but our discovery is hidden away, as it can be in a small compass, and no one suspects who or what we are. We pass as tourists among our fellow-men" - Mystery Airship Pilot 1858-1898
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« Reply #211 on: June 25, 2011, 04:08:21 am » |
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To quote Jesus: "My child, I'm not touching that with a 60-foot pole."
Damn and Blast! This could have been amusing for a minute You mean to tell me you cant do anything with a 60 foot pole? It's rather more a matter of won't versus can't. 60 feet is very long indeed... Well, if South Park has taught me ANYTHING, LENGTH is not the important part-what MATTERS is Length times Girth over YAW divided by mass over WIDTH. It has become fact that Pop Rocks candy can make your head explode after being mixed with the caffeinated beverage "Jolt" and then consumed. Be afraid, be very afraid.
I CALL SHENANAGANS!!! According to Jamie and Adam (both of whom I rever as demigods, and are, in essence, infallible), poprocks and soda prove NO PROBLEM! I have the episode on my computer-they used a pig's stomach, filled it FULL of pop rocks and a 6 pack of soda. Nothing. In other news, I may get to play bass in my band come sunday, since our bassist would like to play hookie! |
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« Reply #212 on: June 25, 2011, 04:13:34 am » |
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Would that be the electric hookie or the accoustic? Speaking of hysteria, I noticed the lack of sunspots today.
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Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time...
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« Reply #213 on: June 25, 2011, 04:04:34 pm » |
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To quote Jesus: "My child, I'm not touching that with a 60-foot pole."
Damn and Blast! This could have been amusing for a minute You mean to tell me you cant do anything with a 60 foot pole? It's rather more a matter of won't versus can't. 60 feet is very long indeed... Well, if South Park has taught me ANYTHING, LENGTH is not the important part-what MATTERS is Length times Girth over YAW divided by mass over WIDTH. It has become fact that Pop Rocks candy can make your head explode after being mixed with the caffeinated beverage "Jolt" and then consumed. Be afraid, be very afraid.
I CALL SHENANAGANS!!! According to Jamie and Adam (both of whom I rever as demigods, and are, in essence, infallible), poprocks and soda prove NO PROBLEM! I have the episode on my computer-they used a pig's stomach, filled it FULL of pop rocks and a 6 pack of soda. Nothing. In other news, I may get to play bass in my band come sunday, since our bassist would like to play hookie! What sort of stuff does your band play? Genre wise I mean.. |
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« Reply #214 on: June 25, 2011, 04:31:05 pm » |
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The Peelers today arrested an Italian man for stealing picnics. His name...Al Fresco.
(I know... its time for a hat, cloak and a Hansom)
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James Harrison
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« Reply #215 on: June 25, 2011, 05:28:02 pm » |
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Which vaillain has the best evil laugh? My vote is for Gently Benevolent:
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Persons intending to travel by open carriage should select a seat with their backs to the engine, by which means they will avoid the ashes emitted therefrom, that in travelling generally, but particularly through the tunnels, prove a great annoyance; the carriage farthest from the engine will in consequence be found the most desirable.
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« Reply #216 on: June 25, 2011, 10:43:56 pm » |
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To quote Jesus: "My child, I'm not touching that with a 60-foot pole."
Damn and Blast! This could have been amusing for a minute You mean to tell me you cant do anything with a 60 foot pole? It's rather more a matter of won't versus can't. 60 feet is very long indeed... Well, if South Park has taught me ANYTHING, LENGTH is not the important part-what MATTERS is Length times Girth over YAW divided by mass over WIDTH. It has become fact that Pop Rocks candy can make your head explode after being mixed with the caffeinated beverage "Jolt" and then consumed. Be afraid, be very afraid.
I CALL SHENANAGANS!!! According to Jamie and Adam (both of whom I rever as demigods, and are, in essence, infallible), poprocks and soda prove NO PROBLEM! I have the episode on my computer-they used a pig's stomach, filled it FULL of pop rocks and a 6 pack of soda. Nothing. In other news, I may get to play bass in my band come sunday, since our bassist would like to play hookie! What sort of stuff does your band play? Genre wise I mean.. click the "music" tab, it's got all our stuff that we've currently released to the public (for free, anyway-we've got a bit more live footage for those who wish to purchase our DVD!). We *used* to say we were, Doom/Sludge/Stoner/Desert Metal (depended on which one of us you asked, it was usually "Stoner Metal" though...), but now we usually tell people "Heavy Alternative." *I* normally tell people "Cross Black Sabbath with Alice in Chains, throw in a dash of Pink Floyd, a touch of Metallica, and you're getting there..." ENJOY!!! (And please, for the love of Dana, let me know what you think! PM, in this thread, dont matter... We *really* need the feedback!) |
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The Abiliegh
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« Reply #217 on: June 27, 2011, 07:24:02 pm » |
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I'm always amused when I show up to work on Mondays injured from weekend shananigans. I'm pretty much viewed as a hardcore rockstar in this place.
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« Reply #218 on: June 28, 2011, 04:04:23 am » |
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To that same end, I always enjoyed showing up for work hung over from the most massive drinking binge I'd had at the time... 9 out of 10, I was PROBABLY still drunk! (Re: New Years 2008, 09, and 10, my 21st Birth Day party, in which not only was I totally smashed, but one of my coworkers actually swore off alcohol permanantly because she got so trashed... she's all of 5 foot nothin', and around 90 pounds soaked to the bone... Yeah, she cant hold her liquor...)
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« Reply #219 on: June 28, 2011, 05:26:44 pm » |
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That reminds me of this past saturday night. Having re-injured my ankle whilst camping, my friends decided that we needed to get thouroughly sauced so that the pain of it wouldn't bother me until I could get home and get it properly tended to. We drank so heavily that my cigarette lighter changed colors and I woke up TWICE on sunday still intoxicated.
Good Times.
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James Harrison
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« Reply #220 on: June 28, 2011, 05:48:58 pm » |
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My 21st I ended up so drunk I tried to dance with a lamp-post, had a fight with a wall and nearly fell into a marina  Good times. Just a pity that what with cresting that hill my alcohol tolerance has sunk pretty much to an all-time low  |
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The Abiliegh
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« Reply #221 on: June 28, 2011, 06:30:32 pm » |
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Just means you've got to practice more!
Pre-gaming is important. You can't expect to go into the Olympics without warming up first, eh? You do that and you'll hurt yourself!
Slighty more seriously, I've long ago discovered that drinking a beer or three the night before planned heavy indulgence, and taking a heafy amount of vitamin B-12 both before and after said binge will increase the alcohol tolerance and reduce the occurance/severity of hangovers. While drinking, alternate your drinks with a glass of water, and drink a good beer with sediment as your last (even if you've been drinking liquor all night) as that also contains a good deal of B-12.
Advice brought to you via a great deal of trial and error
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« Reply #222 on: June 28, 2011, 07:50:47 pm » |
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Yes,one of the rule at the Bardic boasting Circles in the Outlands is when the water jug is passed to you, you MUST take a drink, when the booze bottle comes your way you may pass. Miles( a sailing bard)Martin
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Who you calling old, Sonny boy? Just because my birth certificate is on birch bark there isn't any reason to be calling names.
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« Reply #223 on: June 28, 2011, 08:04:31 pm » |
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Yes,one of the rule at the Bardic boasting Circles in the Outlands is when the water jug is passed to you, you MUST take a drink, when the booze bottle comes your way you may pass. Miles( a sailing bard)Martin
bardic boasting circles? I'm intrigued! We've got something we refer to as bardic, and I'm curious as to the similarities |
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« Reply #224 on: June 29, 2011, 12:02:42 am » |
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Now for something different, has anyone seen the new BBC Sherlock Holmes series? I watched it today and it was pretty good...
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