Sir,
I must congratulate you on a thoroughly informative and I must say nourishing edition last month. How unusual and refreshing to provide a recipe in the recycling pages!
However, I have discovered a drawback, which I feel I should write in and mention in case others may have been affected.
After consuming the delicious "Prickly magazine and hedgehog soup" as described, I realized too late that I hadn't gotten around to trying out the "DIY flintlock pistol that shoots backwards and forwards simultaneously".
It is such a shame, as I was really looking forward to attempting a build, once I recover from my forthcoming throat operation.
Could you supply me with another copy, please? My newsagent store told me all the other copies had been withdrawn.
Yours, as ever,
A. Paul Mackintosh