Dear Sir,
I have a query regarding the All Weather Basket for the speedy deployment of a Attack Badger. I have constructed the basket as instructed, using waterproof canvas stretched over the wicker hoops, and attaching the straps to carry the basket on my back, I've placed the canvas cover on the top, attached to the shoulder straps; now it is my understanding that deployment if effected by merely turning towards my assailant and bending at the waist, causing both the lid to fall open onto the rear of my head, thus protecting it, and the badger to be shaken up enough to attack whatever it sees?
My query is this: How would I prevent unwanted deployment of said badger? For example, whilst greeting oriental gentlemen, I believe it is the custom to bow at the waist as a sign of respect, it would rather spoil the greeting if the gentleman in question was then attacked by a furious badger!
Yours, Gareth