Seems I've been quite remiss in not perusing this thread heretofore. Such well-meaning suggestions. They do so encourage a rather delightful and civilized Panglossianism.
May I, too, make a most forthright appeal to your fascinating sense of fairness?
My philanthropic efforts of late have been directed to ameliorating the all too sad situation of the very large who dream of becoming jockeys. Is it not deeply unfair that fatphobes have been allowed to indulge their prejudice far too long ? Naysaying should be restricted to horses.
While I do not expect others to be as obsessed with this issue as I, contributions are very welcome. But I am proud to be a spokesman for Big and Tall Substantial Horsemen Inclusive Turf. Yes, I am indeed BatSHIT crazy!