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« Reply #25 on: May 18, 2010, 08:51:20 pm » |
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If tha knows about a better 'ole then tha can get thi sen in it!
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« Reply #26 on: May 19, 2010, 08:19:52 am » |
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Now that we have that cleared up, anyone fancy a crumpet?
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« Reply #27 on: May 19, 2010, 02:34:10 pm » |
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What sort of crumpet we talking here? We talking toasted crumpets with butter? Or are we talking 'a bit of crumpet'?  |
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« Reply #28 on: May 19, 2010, 05:28:17 pm » |
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Sod the crumpets, how about some Hand Banana antics? |
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The Moral High Gound - A great place to position Artillery.
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« Reply #29 on: May 21, 2010, 08:10:00 pm » |
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i feel very disappointed in myself that i fell for that
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« Reply #30 on: May 22, 2010, 03:14:23 pm » |
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Well just for you then. Be warned, the content you are about to see is of an extreme nature and isn't for people under the age of 18...forget that, no-one should se this stuff!  |
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« Reply #31 on: May 24, 2010, 06:20:39 pm » |
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I feel that the most correct answer to this, and my eyes concur, is an old fashioned round of:-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #32 on: May 29, 2010, 01:40:57 am » |
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I concur.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...(etc.)
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« Reply #33 on: May 29, 2010, 10:39:24 am » |
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I second that.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #34 on: May 29, 2010, 10:01:52 pm » |
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With all due respect, what exactly was that?
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« Reply #35 on: May 31, 2010, 08:37:40 pm » |
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The screaming or the banana?
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« Reply #36 on: May 31, 2010, 10:55:38 pm » |
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The, erm, banana thing, which I can only figure occasioned the screaming. Things that leave me utterly at a loss often do cause such behavior.
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« Reply #37 on: May 31, 2010, 11:05:30 pm » |
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I think that in the interests of good taste it is either ignored or explained by someone else
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« Reply #38 on: October 29, 2010, 12:00:07 am » |
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Well, this is a surprise. It doesn't look like anyones been in here in a good long while.
Oh well. Free booze!
*Leaps behind the bar and begins drinking out of as many bottles as possible*
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« Reply #39 on: November 14, 2010, 03:07:20 am » |
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*wanders in and wipes some dust off the bar, peers behind*
...oh dear, looks like my supply of stale urine, dishwater, and embalming fluid is gone. Whatever could have happened to it?
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« Reply #40 on: November 14, 2010, 02:24:45 pm » |
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*Sprays fluid all over the bar*
ERUGH! Would it have killed you to label those bottles? EURGH! Then again I did think some of it tasted a bit off.
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« Reply #41 on: November 19, 2010, 10:08:06 am » |
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*pops out of the woodwork*
Owdoo kids, sorry about the mess. been galivanting out over the South China Seas in the HMAS Muffin Poker the last few months...what'll it be?
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« Reply #42 on: November 19, 2010, 02:02:13 pm » |
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A pint of your finest Ale, and something to wash this 'orrible taste out of me mouth.
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Paulstaf Green
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« Reply #43 on: January 04, 2011, 10:39:40 pm » |
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That man asked for some fine Ale and got no reply...and on my mother's birthday! If this means what I suspect it means Barkeep I may have to challenge you to a duel, damn your offspring!
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« Reply #44 on: January 05, 2011, 12:10:02 am » |
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Eh, that isn't too much of a problem I've been galivanting off down south for a while.
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« Reply #45 on: April 14, 2011, 08:16:35 pm » |
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Sorry Paulstaff? A duel you say?
*hopes it involves killer rabbits*
Ales all round chaps!
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« Reply #46 on: April 24, 2011, 12:38:53 pm » |
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Door opens and a voice says,
" Make mine a milk.............and a Marie biscuit "
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« Reply #47 on: April 24, 2011, 03:33:14 pm » |
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To the ghostly voice, a pint of finest Milk!
However, i'm afraid the only biscuits we have in stock are Ginger Snaps. That ok?
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« Reply #48 on: April 24, 2011, 03:56:54 pm » |
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*totters in on VERY high heels, and sporting a very large bustle*
Gin please, my good fellow! Been searching for you lto for hours, avoiding capture by those pirates who I happen to possibly maybe owe a small fortune. Allow me to introduce myself:
Ava, lady of... well... you'll get to know later...
*removes boots and drops from a fine 6ft down to a more hobit-like 5*
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« Reply #49 on: April 24, 2011, 05:05:16 pm » |
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Welcome, hobbit like one.
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