Professor Obsidian Blaze
Deck Hand
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« Reply #50 on: April 24, 2011, 06:47:00 pm » |
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Thank you kindly for the milk but I'll pass on the ginger snaps, I tend to keep off the stronger stuff in case you need your wits about you. You understand hobbit lady after your run in with those damnable space pirates.
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How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
Emo Philips
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« Reply #51 on: April 25, 2011, 06:27:29 pm » |
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Aye the Gin it be then!
*pours Tankard*
So how's it been cracking round here then?
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The Moral High Gound - A great place to position Artillery.
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Lady Ava
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« Reply #52 on: April 25, 2011, 07:52:30 pm » |
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*staggers in, hands out biscuits and tea*
HELLO! Ava here, pleased to meet you all!
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''I'm a loose bolt in a complete machine. What a match! I'm half-doomed and you're semi-sweet.'' "You want steampunk to be a novelty, a LOLcat, a meme. I want it to be my life. Which of us is going to fight harder for it?" - Dimitri Markotin *DISCLAIMER* This dungeon is fictional, and any similarities to other dungeons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.  http://www.facebook.com/avasapparelMention you're from BG when ordering for free shipping! http://www.etsy.com/shop/AshleighEllanUse 'AVA10' for 10% off! |
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« Reply #53 on: April 25, 2011, 08:11:09 pm » |
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*wanders in and trips over Lady Ava*.
My, what big, hairy feet you have.
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Lady Ava
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« Reply #54 on: April 25, 2011, 11:18:17 pm » |
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Oh dear, I am sorry. Here, have some gin..
*empties out bags and bags and BAGS of treasure, to produce a bottle of generic Gin*
Will this do?
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Manix
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« Reply #55 on: April 26, 2011, 12:14:56 am » |
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*pops out of the woodwork*
Owdoo kids, sorry about the mess. been galivanting out over the South China Seas in the HMAS Muffin Poker the last few months...what'll it be?
What did you do to my ship? |
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« Reply #57 on: April 26, 2011, 11:23:21 am » |
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erm....
*runs* I guess Ill be getting myself a Drink: -What can I get you? - Oh I dunno surprise me... - How about a punch in the face, is that surprising enough? - Calm down, don't want any of that here.....oh wait Im arguing with myself again.... - Scotch? - Aye. |
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« Reply #58 on: April 26, 2011, 12:15:03 pm » |
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Do be careful with that Scotch old chap, it's a 17 year aged fine malt.
Now then, this treasure you were conveniently putting on show for us Lady Ava...
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Lady Ava
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« Reply #59 on: April 26, 2011, 03:05:58 pm » |
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Hehehe, well yes, my treasure.
I erm, *ACQUIRED* it whilst investigating the shores of a new land. I was given it as a bribe to leave and never reveal the coordinates of the new land. They now send me sacks of treasure to ensure their safety. Safety from ME, not the outside world.
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« Reply #60 on: April 26, 2011, 06:06:09 pm » |
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Sounds like you came out of that rather well off, I need to find me some new lands......
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Lady Ava
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« Reply #61 on: April 26, 2011, 06:20:04 pm » |
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well, what can I say, I'm a VERY persuasive young woman!
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Professor Obsidian Blaze
Deck Hand
Wales
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« Reply #62 on: April 29, 2011, 08:27:26 pm » |
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I say M'am, do the packages have stamps attached? Seeing as it's a new land chances are I haven't got one of their stamps, purely from a Philatelic standpoint you understand ( looks slightly untrustworthy and shifty )
Blaze
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Professor Obsidian Blaze
Deck Hand
Wales
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« Reply #63 on: May 22, 2011, 08:23:44 pm » |
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Heavens to Murgatroyd, where the blazes has everyone gone, has someone inadvertantly opened a bottle of Antipodean Invisibility Liquor. I thought that had been banned years ago when two thirds of Melbourne disappeared for a fortnight after that unfortunate dray overturned coming from the distillery.
Blaze
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Maize
Officer
 Italy
Wolf Beaumont
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« Reply #64 on: May 22, 2011, 09:48:41 pm » |
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A voice roars "Un'and me ya yellow dog furred basturds!"
A man comes crashing through the front door, twirling a cloud of dust into the air. In a fit of coughs he gets up, reaches for his hat on the floor and places it gingerly on his head.
"Well neh this ain't so bad. Least da boys 'ad 'eart enough ta 'roon me at a pub dis time. Not like last week, gods 'bide ain't gonna be orderin' any more buddy mary's on Cannibul Island 'gain. Damned tourist trap. Literally, they 'ad spike traps, noose traps, bear traps. Anythin' fur a steak a' 'uman."
The vagabond captain throws himself onto a bar stool.
"Name's Maize, Cap'n Jake Maize. Now would somein pull me a pint before I die a thirst. Coz I ain't gettin' any younger. What's dis place called anyhow?"
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« Reply #65 on: May 23, 2011, 08:02:33 am » |
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COME IN AND KNOW ME BETTER MAN!
'tis "The Guild of Mad Bastards" where every pint is slightly more pint-ish than the last.
I take it you'll be happy with a pint of mild?
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« Reply #66 on: May 23, 2011, 09:35:12 am » |
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COME IN AND KNOW ME BETTER MAN!
'tis "The Guild of Mad Bastards" where every pint is slightly more pint-ish than the last.
And where each mad bastard is madder and more bastard-er than the last. |
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If tha knows about a better 'ole then tha can get thi sen in it!
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« Reply #67 on: May 23, 2011, 09:51:21 am » |
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And where each mad bastard is madder and more bastard-er than the last.
This man knows his beans... |
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Professor Obsidian Blaze
Deck Hand
Wales
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« Reply #68 on: May 23, 2011, 03:47:48 pm » |
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Cap'n, I have to admit that's the first time I've seen the pressgangers throw someone back into a bar. Have they encountered you before?
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Madasasteamfish
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« Reply #69 on: May 23, 2011, 04:27:22 pm » |
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Cap'n, I have to admit that's the first time I've seen the pressgangers throw someone back into a bar. Have they encountered you before?
Really? Happens to me all the time. Then again it always seems to be the same lot that do it. Must be a tradition for them. |
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Maize
Officer
Italy
Wolf Beaumont
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« Reply #70 on: May 23, 2011, 07:35:17 pm » |
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Cap'n, I have to admit that's the first time I've seen the pressgangers throw someone back into a bar. Have they encountered you before?
Gives Blaze a squirreled look of incredibility. "You'd be surpised where I get thrown mate. Ain't been a bar dis side a' Mister Darwin's theory a' evolution that I ain't frequented at some point. Dat'd go fur all der brothels too. Hurr hurr hurr." Captain Maize digs his elbow jovially into the Professors ribcage with a knowingly twinkle in his eye. "But na alas poor Yudick coz nows I gotta go chase dem thieving buggers dat be me crew down again and give 'em a good kick up de old sunday shinin'. 'Fore I d'use that dough, I'll be needin' a pint of da finest mild they be havin 'ere. And I tell's you won't, seein' as I'm feelin like da generous sod I am, Next rounds on me." Jake Maize throws a bag full of shiny marbles to the barkeep. "But I'll be expectin' change like." |
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« Reply #71 on: June 16, 2011, 11:10:16 pm » |
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Barkeep! Barkeep! My glass is empty! I demand another pint of ale with which to lubricate my gullet.
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Screaming Lord Pea Green
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« Reply #72 on: June 17, 2011, 03:42:50 am » |
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Such a noisy day...
*fills tankards*
So...any news?
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« Reply #73 on: June 17, 2011, 09:12:21 am » |
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No not really. Cheers.  |
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Manix
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« Reply #74 on: December 20, 2011, 04:30:18 pm » |
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Quiet round here these days Capt'n......
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