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Re: The Guild of Mad Bastards
« Reply #25 on: May 18, 2010, 07:51:20 pm »
Oh, ok.
I made a note in my diary on the way over here. Simply says; "Bugger!"

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Re: The Guild of Mad Bastards
« Reply #26 on: May 19, 2010, 07:19:52 am »
Now that we have that cleared up, anyone fancy a crumpet?

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Re: The Guild of Mad Bastards
« Reply #27 on: May 19, 2010, 01:34:10 pm »
What sort of crumpet we talking here?

We talking toasted crumpets with butter?

Or are we talking 'a bit of crumpet'? ;)

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Re: The Guild of Mad Bastards
« Reply #28 on: May 19, 2010, 04:28:17 pm »
Sod the crumpets, how about some Hand Banana antics?

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Re: The Guild of Mad Bastards
« Reply #29 on: May 21, 2010, 07:10:00 pm »
i feel very disappointed in myself that i fell for that

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Re: The Guild of Mad Bastards
« Reply #30 on: May 22, 2010, 02:14:23 pm »
Well just for you then.

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Re: The Guild of Mad Bastards
« Reply #31 on: May 24, 2010, 05:20:39 pm »
I feel that the most correct answer to this, and my eyes concur, is an old fashioned round of:-

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: The Guild of Mad Bastards
« Reply #32 on: May 29, 2010, 12:40:57 am »
I concur.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...(etc.)
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Re: The Guild of Mad Bastards
« Reply #33 on: May 29, 2010, 09:39:24 am »
I second that.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: The Guild of Mad Bastards
« Reply #34 on: May 29, 2010, 09:01:52 pm »
With all due respect, what exactly was that?
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Re: The Guild of Mad Bastards
« Reply #35 on: May 31, 2010, 07:37:40 pm »
The screaming or the banana?

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Re: The Guild of Mad Bastards
« Reply #36 on: May 31, 2010, 09:55:38 pm »
The, erm, banana thing, which I can only figure occasioned the screaming.  Things that leave me utterly at a loss often do cause such behavior.

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Re: The Guild of Mad Bastards
« Reply #37 on: May 31, 2010, 10:05:30 pm »
I think that in the interests of good taste it is either ignored or explained by someone else

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Re: The Guild of Mad Bastards
« Reply #38 on: October 28, 2010, 11:00:07 pm »
Well, this is a surprise. It doesn't look like anyones been in here in a good long while.

Oh well. Free booze!

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Re: The Guild of Mad Bastards
« Reply #39 on: November 14, 2010, 02:07:20 am »
*wanders in and wipes some dust off the bar, peers behind*

...oh dear, looks like my supply of stale urine, dishwater, and embalming fluid is gone.  Whatever could have happened to it?

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Re: The Guild of Mad Bastards
« Reply #40 on: November 14, 2010, 01:24:45 pm »
*Sprays fluid all over the bar*

ERUGH! Would it have killed you to label those bottles? EURGH! Then again I did think some of it tasted a bit off.

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Re: The Guild of Mad Bastards
« Reply #41 on: November 19, 2010, 09:08:06 am »
*pops out of the woodwork*

Owdoo kids, sorry about the mess. been galivanting out over the South China Seas in the HMAS Muffin Poker the last few months...what'll it be?

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Re: The Guild of Mad Bastards
« Reply #42 on: November 19, 2010, 01:02:13 pm »
A pint of your finest Ale, and something to wash this 'orrible taste out of me mouth.

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Re: The Guild of Mad Bastards
« Reply #43 on: January 04, 2011, 09:39:40 pm »
That man asked for some fine Ale and got no reply...and on my mother's birthday! If this means what I suspect it means Barkeep I may have to challenge you to a duel, damn your offspring!
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Re: The Guild of Mad Bastards
« Reply #44 on: January 04, 2011, 11:10:02 pm »
Eh, that isn't too much of a problem I've been galivanting off down south for a while.

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Re: The Guild of Mad Bastards
« Reply #45 on: April 14, 2011, 07:16:35 pm »
Sorry Paulstaff? A duel you say?
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Re: The Guild of Mad Bastards
« Reply #46 on: April 24, 2011, 11:38:53 am »
Door opens and a voice says,
" Make mine a milk.............and a Marie biscuit "

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Re: The Guild of Mad Bastards
« Reply #47 on: April 24, 2011, 02:33:14 pm »
To the ghostly voice, a pint of finest Milk!
However, i'm afraid the only biscuits we have in stock are Ginger Snaps. That ok?

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Re: The Guild of Mad Bastards
« Reply #48 on: April 24, 2011, 02:56:54 pm »
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Re: The Guild of Mad Bastards
« Reply #49 on: April 24, 2011, 04:05:16 pm »
Welcome, hobbit like one.