As it came up in another thread you can pin my down for Liverpool, however, I should make it clear I will not only not be meeting any of you, but I have established a machine gun nest on the roof to repel visitors. There might also be traps on the grounds but going further into details would spoil the fun.

I don't suppose that any of you fine ladies and gents happen to reside anywhere near Wales by any chance?
Near Wales seems a little general. I can see it from the beach.
Even better than near Wales I believe there are some people
in Wales, although that might not prove helpful either.