Author Topic: The Court of Miracles: A Refuge for Ragamuffins, Gypsies, and Outcasts  (Read 52520 times)

Jupiter Harsh

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Re: The Court of Miracles: A Refuge for Ragamuffins, Gypsies, and Outcasts
« Reply #100 on: September 10, 2011, 02:15:26 pm »
*wall explodes*

WAAAAAAAAAAOHHSOMEPORTPLEASEAAA! *SPLAT*

*removes himself from the chimney*

"safe landing guaranteed my POSTERIOR! I'l  sue them!"

"well? what about that port?"
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Lady Chrystal

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Re: The Court of Miracles: A Refuge for Ragamuffins, Gypsies, and Outcasts
« Reply #101 on: September 10, 2011, 02:44:40 pm »
Ooh, do be careful. That was a nasty fall. Fortunately you don't seem to have damaged the chimney. Well not much, anyhow.

Here, this glass looks clean enough - that decanter's the port. Help yourself.

I wondered what all the noise was about. I'll be back in my corner typing, if that's alright with you, Sir.
"The Chrystal? Ah, now - that would be telling."
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Ella, Aerial Musketeer

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Re: The Court of Miracles: A Refuge for Ragamuffins, Gypsies, and Outcasts
« Reply #102 on: September 12, 2011, 03:35:17 am »
what on earth is going on? were is my riffle and why is there a hole in the chimney

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Re: The Court of Miracles: A Refuge for Ragamuffins, Gypsies, and Outcasts
« Reply #103 on: September 14, 2011, 05:29:11 am »
*peeks around corner*

You people don't know how long I've been searching for you.  There are so many things I was supposed to have been, but am not any of them.  

I did bring the cake, though, as it is only polite when going somewhere.  Banana-nut.  My mother's recipe.  Help yourselves.

Once the dust clears from the chimney, I'll be reading by the fireplace.
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Re: The Court of Miracles: A Refuge for Ragamuffins, Gypsies, and Outcasts
« Reply #104 on: September 14, 2011, 07:33:47 am »
#slaps hands to get rid of dust#

Ah, cake. Now THAT's civilisation. Miss Ella, I think your weapon must be somewhere under the debris.

I'll see if we can get a tame werewolf to sweep up the damage...

Jupiter Harsh

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Re: The Court of Miracles: A Refuge for Ragamuffins, Gypsies, and Outcasts
« Reply #105 on: September 14, 2011, 04:46:09 pm »
#slaps hands to get rid of dust#

Ah, cake. Now THAT's civilisation. Miss Ella, I think your weapon must be somewhere under the debris.

I'll see if we can get a tame werewolf to sweep up the damage...

No need my dear fellow! I have one here in my pocket!

A bit crumpled, but never mind...

psn1der

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Re: The Court of Miracles: A Refuge for Ragamuffins, Gypsies, and Outcasts
« Reply #106 on: September 15, 2011, 05:09:40 am »
Ms. Periscope, do tell us more about your dreadful family curse.  It may take some time for Mr. Harsh to uncrumple the werewolf.

Ella, Aerial Musketeer

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Re: The Court of Miracles: A Refuge for Ragamuffins, Gypsies, and Outcasts
« Reply #107 on: September 15, 2011, 06:39:32 am »
#slaps hands to get rid of dust#

Ah, cake. Now THAT's civilisation. Miss Ella, I think your weapon must be somewhere under the debris.

I'll see if we can get a tame werewolf to sweep up the damage...

No need my dear fellow! I have one here in my pocket!

A bit crumpled, but never mind...

just make shore that the werewolf dose not eat metal it gives them tearable temers

Jupiter Harsh

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Re: The Court of Miracles: A Refuge for Ragamuffins, Gypsies, and Outcasts
« Reply #108 on: September 15, 2011, 11:56:22 am »
#slaps hands to get rid of dust#

Ah, cake. Now THAT's civilisation. Miss Ella, I think your weapon must be somewhere under the debris.

I'll see if we can get a tame werewolf to sweep up the damage...

No need my dear fellow! I have one here in my pocket!

A bit crumpled, but never mind...

just make shore that the werewolf dose not eat metal it gives them tearable temers

Here he is!
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3235/3126961614_f59fb0323e.jpg

Just unfold for full size! (or so the shaman told me...)