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« Reply #25 on: October 16, 2009, 01:57:55 pm » |
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My apologies sir, but posting anything to do with Monty Python will, unfortunatly or fortunatly (however you view it), lead to a mass posting of various sketches of theirs. 'tis the way of things when it comes to Monty Python.
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« Reply #26 on: October 16, 2009, 02:23:46 pm » |
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I say, you're savagely murdering my bandwidth with these videos and I haven't even clicked on them!
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« Reply #27 on: October 16, 2009, 04:45:45 pm » |
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In order to post here you must answer three questions!
"What is your quest?"
"What is your favorite colour (spelled properly for our oppressors across the pond)?"
"What is the average wind speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
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« Reply #28 on: October 16, 2009, 06:19:50 pm » |
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"What is your favorite colour (spelled properly for our oppressors across the pond)?"
"What is the average wind speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
1. to find the holy grail 2.aquamarine 3. do you know it? NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!!!! |
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« Reply #29 on: October 17, 2009, 01:10:22 am » |
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I want to see how a nuclear family looks
I want to live in the 40s era
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« Reply #30 on: October 17, 2009, 01:15:48 am » |
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Huh? Oh I dunno that... ARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH.... *SPLAT* |
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« Reply #31 on: October 17, 2009, 01:33:34 am » |
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Thank you Tim! That was a great riddle!
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« Reply #32 on: October 17, 2009, 05:52:00 am » |
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Oh, Bloody--!' I wanted to do the "ARRRRRRGGhhh" thing...
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« Reply #33 on: October 17, 2009, 03:46:26 pm » |
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« Reply #34 on: October 18, 2009, 10:34:40 am » |
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Urrrm I'm just not understanding banter at all well today. Give it us slower Slower banter, Squiffy?? Banter's not the same when you say it slower! |
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Nonsense dear boy, you should be more like me.
But look at you! You're shaking all over!
Shaking? You silly goose! I'm just doing the Watusi
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« Reply #35 on: October 18, 2009, 10:50:34 am » |
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« Reply #36 on: October 19, 2009, 01:32:18 am » |
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Oh, Bloody--!' I wanted to do the "ARRRRRRGGhhh" thing...
well, we do have a things-that-make-you-go-ARGGGGH! thread... |
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« Reply #37 on: October 20, 2009, 12:12:41 pm » |
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Seriously? We have a Things-that-make-you-go-AAAAARGH!!!!! thread?
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« Reply #38 on: October 20, 2009, 11:40:13 pm » |
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No, things that make you go gaaaaaaaaaah thread.
Very gah.
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« Reply #39 on: October 21, 2009, 11:43:18 am » |
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Fetchez la vache?
I went to see Spamalot a year ago, very fortunate indeed!
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« Reply #40 on: October 21, 2009, 02:57:22 pm » |
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Ok..I cannot take credit for this. Found it on the net...but as someone who has 're-written' many a song in the past I think it's extremely well done. Sung to the tune of the Beatles' 'Norwegian Wood' I once bought a bird at a pet shop, just off Knowsley
But it didn't sing nor, lift a wing, had ceased to be
I took it straight back to the owner, he said, "Don't despair."
"The Norwegian Blue sleeps a lot." "Note its feathers, so fair."
I yelled, "Polly, wake!" and gave a shake to his small cage
I said, "It's passed on." "No, it's just stunned." I felt enraged
He said, "It's just homesick, it pines for the fjords." and he laughed
I said, "No, it isn't, it's crawled off to sleep ever aft."
I said, "See the perch, that slab of birch its feet are nailed to?"
"This bird is deceased, it is at peace, what will you do?"
He told me to bring it to Bolton and, they'd make it square
After some confusion, I finally found my way there
It was the same shop, a false moustache was on his lip
I asked why he'd lied. "It was a pun." he quickly quipped
I told him it wasn't a pun, he said, "A palindrome."
"For Bolton, the palindrome's Notlob, it doesn't hit home."
He gave me a shrug, asked if I'd like to buy a slug
"No, I want a bird." "Slugs don't sing well, don't be absurd!"
At this point, a stiff major general said, "Alright, that's it!"
"It's getting too silly, I'm putting an end to this skit."
So, that's how it ends, there is no more, this tale is through
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« Reply #41 on: October 23, 2009, 07:24:40 am » |
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"Excuse me, but did you say 'knives?'"
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By the power of caffeine do I set my mind in motion
By the Beans of Life do my thoughts acquire speed
My hands acquire a shaking
The shaking becomes a warning
By the power of caffeine do I set my mind in motion
The Leverkusen Institute of Paleocybernetics is 5838 km from Reading
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« Reply #42 on: October 23, 2009, 09:40:28 am » |
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Yes..well..that's just the sort of blinkered Philistine pig ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage!! You sit there on your loathsome spotty behinds, squeezing blackheads not caring a tinker's cuss for the struggling artist. You excremant!!! You whining, hypocritical toadies with your colour TV sets and your Tony Jacklin golf clubs and your secret bleedin' Masonic handshakes!! You wouldn't let me join would you , you blackballing bastards!!!! Well I wouldn't become a Freemason now if you went down on you lousy, stinking knees and begged me!!!!
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« Reply #43 on: October 23, 2009, 10:19:59 am » |
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I see your quotations and counter with ...
Praline: Next we have number four, 'crunchy frog'.
Milton: Ah, yes.
Praline: Am I right in thinking there's a real frog in here?
Milton: Yes. A little one.
Praline: What sort of frog?
Milton: A dead frog.
Praline: Is it cooked?
Milton: No.
Praline: What, a raw frog?
(Superintendent Parrot looks increasingly queasy.)
Milton: We use only the finest baby frogs, dew picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose.
Praline: That's as maybe, it's still a frog.
Milton: What else?
Praline: Well don't you even take the bones out?
Milton: If we took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy would it?
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« Reply #44 on: October 23, 2009, 10:23:21 am » |
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Er..is this the right room for an argument?
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« Reply #45 on: October 23, 2009, 10:46:44 am » |
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No, it isn't.
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« Reply #46 on: October 23, 2009, 12:12:33 pm » |
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M: I want to complain.
C: You want to complain! Look at these shoes. I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through.
M: No, I want to complain about...
C: If you complain nothing happens, you might as well not bother.
M: Oh!
C: Oh my back hurts, it's not a very fine day and I'm sick and tired of this office.
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« Reply #47 on: October 23, 2009, 11:53:27 pm » |
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No, I'm sorry, this is abuse. stupid git.
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« Reply #48 on: January 30, 2010, 03:30:58 pm » |
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hey thar^^
i´d like to join this little conversation~
so whats ur favorite monty pithon sketch/movie and member?
i just adore "The Meaning of Life" and graham chapman xDD
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« Reply #49 on: January 30, 2010, 05:02:35 pm » |
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Ahh "Meaning of Life" If you have not seen it, do not click the spoiler. I don't have a favourite sketch, too many I love so much In case I'm the only one who has ever played them, and I'd like others to play 'em, look out for Monty Python & The Holy Grail computer game and Monty Pythons Complete Waste of Time (which it is)  |
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