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Re: The Knights who say Ni!
« Reply #25 on: October 16, 2009, 12:57:55 pm »
My apologies sir, but posting anything to do with Monty Python will, unfortunatly or fortunatly (however you view it), lead to a mass posting of various sketches of theirs. 'tis the way of things when it comes to Monty Python.

Aye. ^_^

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Re: The Knights who say Ni!
« Reply #26 on: October 16, 2009, 01:23:46 pm »
I say, you're savagely murdering my bandwidth with these videos and I haven't even clicked on them!

Google "flashblock". Makes the web better. ;-D
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Re: The Knights who say Ni!
« Reply #27 on: October 16, 2009, 03:45:45 pm »
In order to post here you must answer three questions!

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"What is your favorite colour (spelled properly for our oppressors across the pond)?"

"What is the average wind speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
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Re: The Knights who say Ni!
« Reply #28 on: October 16, 2009, 05:19:50 pm »
In order to post here you must answer three questions!

"What is your quest?"

"What is your favorite colour (spelled properly for our oppressors across the pond)?"

"What is the average wind speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

1. to find the holy grail
2.aquamarine
3. do you know it?



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Re: The Knights who say Ni!
« Reply #29 on: October 17, 2009, 12:10:22 am »
In order to post here you must answer three questions!

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Re: The Knights who say Ni!
« Reply #30 on: October 17, 2009, 12:15:48 am »
In order to post here you must answer three questions!

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Huh? Oh I dunno that...

ARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH.... *SPLAT*

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Re: The Knights who say Ni!
« Reply #31 on: October 17, 2009, 12:33:34 am »
Thank you Tim! That was a great riddle!

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« Reply #32 on: October 17, 2009, 04:52:00 am »
Oh, Bloody--!' I wanted to do the "ARRRRRRGGhhh" thing...

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Re: The Knights who say Ni!
« Reply #33 on: October 17, 2009, 02:46:26 pm »
This could very well be the most epic thread on this forum.  :D

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Re: The Knights who say Ni!
« Reply #34 on: October 18, 2009, 09:34:40 am »
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Urrrm I'm just not understanding banter at all well today. Give it us slower


Slower banter, Squiffy?? Banter's not the same when you say it slower!
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Re: The Knights who say Ni!
« Reply #35 on: October 18, 2009, 09:50:34 am »
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Re: The Knights who say Ni!
« Reply #36 on: October 19, 2009, 12:32:18 am »
Oh, Bloody--!' I wanted to do the "ARRRRRRGGhhh" thing...

well, we do have a things-that-make-you-go-ARGGGGH! thread... :D

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Re: The Knights who say Ni!
« Reply #37 on: October 20, 2009, 11:12:41 am »
Seriously? We have a Things-that-make-you-go-AAAAARGH!!!!! thread?

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« Reply #38 on: October 20, 2009, 10:40:13 pm »
No, things that make you go gaaaaaaaaaah thread.

Very gah.

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Re: The Knights who say Ni!
« Reply #39 on: October 21, 2009, 10:43:18 am »
Fetchez la vache?
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« Reply #40 on: October 21, 2009, 01:57:22 pm »
Ok..I cannot take credit for this. Found it on the net...but as someone who has 're-written' many a song in the past I think it's extremely well done.
Sung to the tune of the Beatles' 'Norwegian Wood'

I once bought a bird at a pet shop, just off Knowsley
But it didn't sing nor, lift a wing, had ceased to be

I took it straight back to the owner, he said, "Don't despair."
"The Norwegian Blue sleeps a lot." "Note its feathers, so fair."

I yelled, "Polly, wake!" and gave a shake to his small cage
I said, "It's passed on." "No, it's just stunned." I felt enraged

He said, "It's just homesick, it pines for the fjords." and he laughed
I said, "No, it isn't, it's crawled off to sleep ever aft."

I said, "See the perch, that slab of birch its feet are nailed to?"
"This bird is deceased, it is at peace, what will you do?"

He told me to bring it to Bolton and, they'd make it square
After some confusion, I finally found my way there

It was the same shop, a false moustache was on his lip
I asked why he'd lied. "It was a pun." he quickly quipped

I told him it wasn't a pun, he said, "A palindrome."
"For Bolton, the palindrome's Notlob, it doesn't hit home."

He gave me a shrug, asked if I'd like to buy a slug
"No, I want a bird." "Slugs don't sing well, don't be absurd!"

At this point, a stiff major general said, "Alright, that's it!"
"It's getting too silly, I'm putting an end to this skit."

So, that's how it ends, there is no more, this tale is through
It was just a skit, a funny bit, Norwegian Blue


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Re: The Knights who say Ni!
« Reply #41 on: October 23, 2009, 06:24:40 am »
"Excuse me, but did you say 'knives?'"
"Rotating knives, yes..."
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Re: The Knights who say Ni!
« Reply #42 on: October 23, 2009, 08:40:28 am »
Yes..well..that's just the sort of blinkered Philistine pig ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage!! You sit there on your loathsome spotty behinds, squeezing blackheads not caring a tinker's cuss for the struggling artist. You excremant!!! You whining, hypocritical toadies with your colour TV sets and your Tony Jacklin golf clubs and your secret bleedin' Masonic handshakes!! You wouldn't let me join would you , you blackballing bastards!!!! Well I wouldn't become a Freemason now if you went down on you lousy, stinking knees and begged me!!!!

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Re: The Knights who say Ni!
« Reply #43 on: October 23, 2009, 09:19:59 am »
I see your quotations and counter with ...


Praline: Next we have number four, 'crunchy frog'.

Milton: Ah, yes.

Praline: Am I right in thinking there's a real frog in here?

Milton: Yes. A little one.

Praline: What sort of frog?

Milton: A dead frog.

Praline: Is it cooked?

Milton: No.

Praline: What, a raw frog?

(Superintendent Parrot looks increasingly queasy.)

Milton: We use only the finest baby frogs, dew picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose.

Praline: That's as maybe, it's still a frog.

Milton: What else?

Praline: Well don't you even take the bones out?

Milton: If we took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy would it?


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Re: The Knights who say Ni!
« Reply #44 on: October 23, 2009, 09:23:21 am »
Er..is this the right room for an argument?

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Re: The Knights who say Ni!
« Reply #45 on: October 23, 2009, 09:46:44 am »
No, it isn't.
You, sir! Make an effort!

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Re: The Knights who say Ni!
« Reply #46 on: October 23, 2009, 11:12:33 am »
M:  I want to complain.
C:  You want to complain! Look at these shoes. I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through.
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Re: The Knights who say Ni!
« Reply #47 on: October 23, 2009, 10:53:27 pm »
No, I'm sorry, this is abuse. stupid git.

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Re: The Knights who say Ni!
« Reply #48 on: January 30, 2010, 02:30:58 pm »
hey thar^^

i´d like to join this little conversation~

so whats ur favorite monty pithon sketch/movie and member?

i just adore "The Meaning of Life" and graham chapman xDD

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« Reply #49 on: January 30, 2010, 04:02:35 pm »
Ahh "Meaning of Life"

If you have not seen it, do not click the spoiler.



I don't have a favourite sketch, too many I love so much :D

In case I'm the only one who has ever played them, and I'd like others to play 'em, look out for Monty Python & The Holy Grail computer game and Monty Pythons Complete Waste of Time (which it is)  ;D
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