Author Topic: The League of Left-Handers (Read 142618 times)

OswaldBastable · « **Reply #175 on:** November 09, 2009, 10:28:50 am »

Talking of numbers; as I'm number Two (no jokes please) does that mean I have to kidnap Aspen (number Six) and make them live in a weird looking welsh village and then chase him/her with a demented weather balloon?

Or maybe we could just do that to important right handers to destabilise there power base

Ezra Hogbin · « **Reply #176 on:** November 09, 2009, 12:34:47 pm »

Nature has avenged left handers in our house hold.
My good lady and myself are both of the right handed persuassion, but nature has seen fit to bless us with no less two left handed children. 100% of our offspring are sinister..erm sinistral

No, take that back, they are definitely sinister

OswaldBastable · « **Reply #177 on:** November 09, 2009, 02:04:07 pm »

Quote from: Ezra Hogbin on November 09, 2009, 12:34:47 pm

Nature has avenged left handers in our house hold.
My good lady and myself are both of the right handed persuassion, but nature has seen fit to bless us with no less two left handed children. 100% of our offspring are sinister..erm sinistral

No, take that back, they are definitely sinister

its called Evolution

its like the X-men minus the CGI

Ezra Hogbin · « **Reply #178 on:** November 11, 2009, 06:21:36 pm »

Now you mention it...my son bears a striking resemblance to Wolverine

Ms. Elisabeth Collins · « **Reply #179 on:** November 12, 2009, 11:41:52 am »

Might I join your organization? As the only sinistral in a large family of dexters, I've had to put up with a fair share of right-dominated thinking. However, I'm faster typing with only my left hand thn my mother is with two.

The only real problem I have as far as dealing with right-handed implements is the can-opener. I always fight with the bloody thing to turn it. Infuriating. Down with the righties!

vela · « **Reply #180 on:** November 13, 2009, 12:40:52 am »

Yes, the bloody can-openers! Infernal contraptions!

Can you flip it over, and twist the "mouse ears" towards you (rather than away, as righties do)? Still, it is most inconvenient.

I am actually beginning to make friends with some electric can openers.

Janus Zarate · « **Reply #181 on:** November 13, 2009, 01:13:32 am »

Finally, a list update! And I'll post this in the first post as well.

#1 – Janus Zarate
#2 – OswaldBastable
#3 – Sir Nikolas Vendigroth
#4 – Herr Klinger
#5 – Countessa Lenora
#6 – Vienna Fahrmann
#7 – Pnakotus
#8 – Jemima Annabelle Clough
#9 – Tara
#10 – vela
#11 – Vienna Fahrmann
#12 – Captain Tobias
#13 – Sir Nikolas Vendigroth
#14 – diamantequeen
#15 – sebastian Inkerman
#16 – Genevieve Ozuna
#17 – S.Sprocket
#18 – TheBladeRoden
#19 – Choreocrat
#20 – Johannes von Koenigsbach
#21 – Drac
#22 – Himself
#23 – Bonny Gallows
#24 – Prometheus Culier
#25 - shadowmane
#26 – Steamhappi
#27 – Lumis
#28 – Josephine Hogwood
#29 – Marble (feline liaison)
#30 – Ms. Elisabeth Collins

30 members and growing!

Countessa Lenora · « **Reply #182 on:** November 13, 2009, 11:12:51 pm »

Yes, growing like an infectious weed...mmwwwhhahahaha.... (evil laugh done, of course, in a lady like fashion)

Lady Corsair · « **Reply #183 on:** November 16, 2009, 12:36:18 am »

I am also a lefty (as is my father and nephew). My family is very statically accurate. 2 boys, 2 girls, 1/4 left-handed...Well, that's actually all the stats I can think of related to genetic inheritance.

This is also my first post, so...yay, newbie!

OswaldBastable · « **Reply #184 on:** November 16, 2009, 08:47:11 am »

and what a great place to make your first post

Welcome!

elShoggotho · « **Reply #185 on:** November 16, 2009, 09:00:44 am »

Chiming in from Germany. As left-handed as you can get.

Janus Zarate · « **Reply #186 on:** November 16, 2009, 09:29:06 am »

Lady Corsair, you are our 31st member. And elShoggotho, you are our 32nd.

sebastian Inkerman · « **Reply #187 on:** November 17, 2009, 09:37:10 am »

Slowly but surely they are all coming out of the woodwork.

We are beginning to take over the world.

Today Metaphysical, Tomorrow, the Aetherweb. Possibly Thursday about tea-time, THE WORLD!!!!!!!

elShoggotho · « **Reply #188 on:** November 17, 2009, 09:40:56 am »

Quote from: sebastian Inkerman on November 17, 2009, 09:37:10 am

Slowly but surely they are all coming out of the woodwork.

We are beginning to take over the world.

Today Metaphysical, Tomorrow, the Aetherweb. Possibly Thursday about tea-time, THE WORLD!!!!!!!

If I might be bold, the solar system around Friday next week, the galaxy for Christmas, the universe by 2012?

Countessa Lenora · « **Reply #189 on:** November 17, 2009, 12:18:56 pm »

I like your thinking gentlemen.

vela · « **Reply #190 on:** November 19, 2009, 03:10:39 am »

*raises left hand*

*whispers*
Mr Zarate, sir, you've got Vienna Fahrmann and Sir Nikolas Vendigroth listed twice in your manifest.

Marble thanks you for adding him as our feline liaison. He is purring quite contentedly at the moment.

Janus Zarate · « **Reply #191 on:** November 19, 2009, 09:39:53 am »

Wait, I listed their names TWICE?

I must have made some sort of error somewhere... they can't possibly have both numbers!

I'll review the thread in the morning. I'm liable to screw it up again at this ungodly hour.

OswaldBastable · « **Reply #192 on:** November 19, 2009, 10:53:21 am »

Quote from: Janus Zarate on November 19, 2009, 09:39:53 am

Wait, I listed their names TWICE?

I must have made some sort of error somewhere... they can't possibly have both numbers!

I'll review the thread in the morning. I'm liable to screw it up again at this ungodly hour.

you havnt been cloning people again have you?

vela · « **Reply #193 on:** November 23, 2009, 04:10:04 am »

Ah, yes, cloning. A great way to quickly boost membership.

techgnosi · « **Reply #194 on:** November 24, 2009, 04:38:17 am »

Suppose I should throw my hat into the ring as a fellow southpaw.

OswaldBastable · « **Reply #195 on:** November 24, 2009, 09:55:03 am »

So anyone buying or receiving anything left handed for Christmas?

Countessa Lenora · « **Reply #196 on:** November 24, 2009, 12:16:52 pm »

Quote from: OswaldBastable on November 24, 2009, 09:55:03 am

So anyone buying or receiving anything left handed for Christmas?

Not that I know of ....yet.

Steamhappi · « **Reply #197 on:** November 24, 2009, 08:20:57 pm »

Quote from: OswaldBastable on November 24, 2009, 09:55:03 am

So anyone buying or receiving anything left handed for Christmas?

I am hoping to be able to buy myself a new bass guitar body. I have a fretless neck I aquired for a build project some time ago and I'd really like to get that project wrapped up. *crosses fingers*

blackdragon · « **Reply #198 on:** November 25, 2009, 12:49:03 pm »

Throwing my hat in the ring, as a left handed member. Glad to see that I am in such great company!

Lyle

Ezra Hogbin · « **Reply #199 on:** November 26, 2009, 04:24:38 pm »

Quote from: blackdragon on November 25, 2009, 12:49:03 pm

Throwing my hat in the ring,

Don't do that...it'll get dirty

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Author Topic: The League of Left-Handers (Read 142618 times)

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