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Author Topic: The empty lot across the street from the Smoking Room.  (Read 16660 times)
Athena
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« Reply #75 on: August 01, 2009, 12:19:57 am »

*checking Zeus, Aries and Kali* Check, check, check. *taking out Zeus and looking through the sight* Perfect.
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Delirium Datura
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goggles - what goggles?


« Reply #76 on: August 01, 2009, 12:20:59 am »

They are actually quite warm... I don't really get cold

*They don't know we're coming.*
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More people should be like us, and less people should be like most people.
helios
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New Zealand New Zealand


Probably not Death, the Destroyer of Worlds

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« Reply #77 on: August 01, 2009, 12:21:49 am »

Well, the bomb is still strapped to me back. I'm afraid I can't find my guns though.
*Looks on the floor of the time-machine*
Ah, that's where it got to.
*Hefts Turbine&Whistle Repeator*
Ready.
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Let those who worship ignorance's might,
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Nikola Tesla
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Angel of Timefoolery


« Reply #78 on: August 01, 2009, 12:23:18 am »

*Opens footlocker.  Takes out a large Tesla-cannon*

Heyyy! I'd forgotten about this puppy!  And it's been sitting there getting charged up all these years...and the storm didn't hurt either...excellent!  Not exactly...subtle though.  I guess the plus side is there's no way I'll get in trouble for concealed carry.

*Adds it to pistol with special rounds provided by Siggy, and his own pocket Death Rays*
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"An announcement that a poetry-reading is about to take place will empty a room quicker than a water-cannon." - Daniel C. Stove, The Oracles and Their Cessation

Remember, if it's the Warden Regulant asking, you did NOT see this.
Delirium Datura
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« Reply #79 on: August 01, 2009, 12:24:28 am »

*grabs butterfly net and fishbowl*

They are simply going about their day... only 4 guards that I can 'see'.
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Mssr Delaney
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« Reply #80 on: August 01, 2009, 12:28:05 am »

*unlatches briefcase*

Ready and waiting.
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Owner, mate, cook ect. of Capt. Emptimind.
Nikola Tesla
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« Reply #81 on: August 01, 2009, 12:29:18 am »

Heh.  And you can easily distract any Realtor guard in the world by implying to it that you might buy the place.  They make notoriously lousy security personnel.

Four, huh?  Anyone want to pose as a "prospective buyer"?  Or should we all do it?  With the aid of all these weapons, I'm sure we could negotiate excellent terms indeed.  Or at least, appear ready to have a look...then someone distracts our "guide", we go blow up the breeding pit, and hopefully then, get out.  Without a mortgage, am I clear?

*wonders about some of the other stuff he's heard might be down there, and what happened to the Realtors?..??*
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helios
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« Reply #82 on: August 01, 2009, 12:30:05 am »

Only four? We'll need to take 'em out fast and hard. Preferably silently. Mssr Delaney, could you go in, and distract them while we "dispose of them"?
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Mssr Delaney
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« Reply #83 on: August 01, 2009, 12:31:06 am »

Yes, yes.

*strolls up to guard*

I say! Is this place really for sale? I've been looking everywhere for a new lair...
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Nikola Tesla
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« Reply #84 on: August 01, 2009, 12:32:00 am »

*Realtor grunts at Delaney and others start to home in*

Ready...aim...
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helios
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« Reply #85 on: August 01, 2009, 12:32:48 am »

*Aims Turbine&Whistle Repeator. Attaches silencers to the eighteen barrels*
I've got the one on the far left.
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Delirium Datura
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« Reply #86 on: August 01, 2009, 12:32:49 am »

BUY!   Wink
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« Reply #87 on: August 01, 2009, 12:33:04 am »

Of course, I need you to fill out these papers before I even look at the place...

*Shoves a fistful of property tax forms at them and runs*
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helios
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eliasvonhelios
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« Reply #88 on: August 01, 2009, 12:34:22 am »

FIRE!
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Nikola Tesla
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« Reply #89 on: August 01, 2009, 12:37:02 am »

*door to Realtors' lair bursts open and several Realtors burst out, blinking.  These don't look good.  Several of them have extra appendages, eyes in the wrong place, and the like*

Looks like they're freeing their mutant, screwed-up ones!  Or maybe "down market" has affected the breeding pit!

Or maybe it's to do with those other things in the catacombs...
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helios
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eliasvonhelios
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« Reply #90 on: August 01, 2009, 12:38:31 am »

Well, then that makes our job that much harder. And that much more important.
*Keeps firing*
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Mssr Delaney
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« Reply #91 on: August 01, 2009, 12:39:18 am »

This only ever happens if I'm the distraction!

*Pitches briefcase into the mass*
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Delirium Datura
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goggles - what goggles?


« Reply #92 on: August 01, 2009, 12:40:26 am »

Seems as if the Old Gods have indeed been here with the Realtors...  this might get difficult...

*pulls out butterfly net and smacks one over the head... it falls, stunned, to the ground*

This isn't good, usually they would disappear...  Undecided
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Nikola Tesla
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Angel of Timefoolery


« Reply #93 on: August 01, 2009, 12:41:03 am »

*Tesla cannon starts to rev up with creaks, whirrs, and hums...meanwhile, Tesla aims pistol with Siggy's special rounds and starts to pick off a few Realtors*

I'd forgotten how good this feels!  Let's save our future economy!  Cheesy
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helios
Zeppelin Overlord
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New Zealand New Zealand


Probably not Death, the Destroyer of Worlds

eliasvonhelios
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« Reply #94 on: August 01, 2009, 12:41:52 am »

This only ever happens if I'm the distraction!

*Pitches briefcase into the mass*
Yeah, sorry about that. Next time, I'll be the bait. Okay?


REMEMBER THE ECONOMY!
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Mssr Delaney
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« Reply #95 on: August 01, 2009, 12:42:57 am »

Indeed, Mr. Helios. Being a god and all, you'd be more suited anyway.

For the economy!

*begins to pick off realtors haphazardly*
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helios
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eliasvonhelios
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« Reply #96 on: August 01, 2009, 12:46:56 am »

Yes. Something about the immortality, I suppose.
Oh damn. I'm out of ammunition. I'll just pop back to the time-machine, and get some more, alright? Don't charge in without me!
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Delirium Datura
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goggles - what goggles?


« Reply #97 on: August 01, 2009, 12:49:02 am »

*Throws fishbowl haphazardly into the air.... it zooms towards the enemy with a mind of it's own... disposes of one (by sucking it into the bowl)... the bowl floats back to Delirium*

*smiling*  -- Got one!
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Nikola Tesla
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Angel of Timefoolery


« Reply #98 on: August 01, 2009, 12:49:28 am »

*a hulking, slobbering mass comes out of the Realtors' lair, gurgling something about a three-story neo-Victorian with five bedrooms and two baths that would be perfect "for your odd little family". The Tesla cannon emits a large bolt that hits it square in some unidentifiable part of its anatomy, making a sound like a loud fart.*

Everybody hold your breath a minute!  That's enough to make your eyes water...

Can some of you get in around that and enter the complex?  I can cover with this and then join you.  Just keep the bomb out of the line of fire for this thing, please. Wink
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helios
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Probably not Death, the Destroyer of Worlds

eliasvonhelios
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« Reply #99 on: August 01, 2009, 12:51:24 am »

*Returns*
Charge in you say?

YAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
*Yelling, firing haphazardly at anything in front of him*
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