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Author Topic: The empty lot across the street from the Smoking Room.  (Read 16659 times)
Delirium Datura
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Virgin Islands, U.S. Virgin Islands, U.S.


goggles - what goggles?


« Reply #125 on: August 01, 2009, 01:39:06 am »

LAWYERS  I definately NEED some of those!

*Fishbowl swirls and catches 3 lawyers and 2 more realtors...

--Do you guys want me to go into the pit... it might be fun!  and I like pets!
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More people should be like us, and less people should be like most people.
helios
Zeppelin Overlord
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New Zealand New Zealand


Probably not Death, the Destroyer of Worlds

eliasvonhelios
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« Reply #126 on: August 01, 2009, 01:40:33 am »

GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LAWYERS! HELIOS KILL!
*tears heads off realtors, uses others as clubs*
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no ignorance shall escape my sight.
Let those who worship ignorance's might,
beware my power... Brass Goggles light!
Mssr Delaney
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United States United States


To wit, gentlemen!


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« Reply #127 on: August 01, 2009, 01:41:04 am »

Miss Datura! Keep your pets, but I most strongly urge you to stay away from that pit!
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Athena
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« Reply #128 on: August 01, 2009, 01:41:56 am »

I don't think that's the idea...*slashing at more*

*reloading and quickly* Arms were getting tired....*starts shooting*

They're like rats...
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Nikola Tesla
Zeppelin Captain
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United States United States


Angel of Timefoolery


« Reply #129 on: August 01, 2009, 01:43:43 am »

No!  NONE OF US IN THE PIT!!!

Some things are best reserved for Realtors and Lawyers!

(So glad I kept that ethics scroll...looks like we'll definitely be needing it...)

Make haste!  Everybody get out of here! We'll blast the doors on our way out!
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"An announcement that a poetry-reading is about to take place will empty a room quicker than a water-cannon." - Daniel C. Stove, The Oracles and Their Cessation

Remember, if it's the Warden Regulant asking, you did NOT see this.
Athena
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« Reply #130 on: August 01, 2009, 01:46:50 am »

*grabs Delirium's arm*

C'mon, we have to get out of here! *killing the nearest realtors*
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Mssr Delaney
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« Reply #131 on: August 01, 2009, 01:48:10 am »

MR. HELIOS! THERE'S A NICE PIPE AND BRANDY WAITING FOR YOU ON THE SUBMARINE! So let's go there.

*picks off two realtors*
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Delirium Datura
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Virgin Islands, U.S. Virgin Islands, U.S.


goggles - what goggles?


« Reply #132 on: August 01, 2009, 01:48:38 am »

Aww, okay... but it might have been fun...

*Tucks fishbowl carefully into her shirt ... and pulls out butterfly net and *smacks* a lawyer over the head...*poof* he disappears*  ---Well at least it works on lawyers!...Dives into the middle of the group of lawyers smacking at random...

~I really don't know where they go when I do that... hummm...
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Delirium Datura
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goggles - what goggles?


« Reply #133 on: August 01, 2009, 01:49:32 am »

Feels Athena pull her out of the fray... and follows her at a run...  Grin
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Nikola Tesla
Zeppelin Captain
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United States United States


Angel of Timefoolery


« Reply #134 on: August 01, 2009, 01:50:41 am »

*Emerges to the outside and begins setting up cannon to face the door.*

When everyone's out, I'll blow up this entrance.  It's the one most of them are heading to, and of course, they have no idea their breeding pit's about to blow, so it should trap them nicely.

*Sets up with pistol to pick off any emerging vermin*
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Athena
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« Reply #135 on: August 01, 2009, 01:51:31 am »

*turning around and covering Helios*

*yelling at Helios* C'mon!
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helios
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New Zealand New Zealand


Probably not Death, the Destroyer of Worlds

eliasvonhelios
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« Reply #136 on: August 01, 2009, 01:53:03 am »

PIPE AND BRANDY!
*Smashes realtors*

(Think Hulk, but without the size and colour change)
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Athena
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« Reply #137 on: August 01, 2009, 01:54:31 am »

*turns and joins others at the exit* *breathless* Are we ready?
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Nikola Tesla
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United States United States


Angel of Timefoolery


« Reply #138 on: August 01, 2009, 01:54:50 am »

*Several Realtors escape through the door, but their misshapen limbs and impractical coats keep them moving slowly.  Tesla begins picking them off one at a time, approaching the door somewhat to help cover his friends*
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Mssr Delaney
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« Reply #139 on: August 01, 2009, 01:56:01 am »

Yes, yes, we're all ready! Blow it up!
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Delirium Datura
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« Reply #140 on: August 01, 2009, 01:56:14 am »

I think this might be the appropriate time to FIRE!
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Athena
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« Reply #141 on: August 01, 2009, 01:57:17 am »

NOW!
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Nikola Tesla
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United States United States


Angel of Timefoolery


« Reply #142 on: August 01, 2009, 01:59:36 am »

*The cannon emits a loud cracking boom as a blue-white ray shoots out from it, destroying the door and frying several moaning Realtors (and maybe an odd Lawyer) who were in the way.  There is a growing rumble from even deeper under the earth...*

Ok folks, back to our ships!  I don't think we want to meet whatever that is!
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Athena
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« Reply #143 on: August 01, 2009, 02:01:16 am »

*heading for the ship*
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Mssr Delaney
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« Reply #144 on: August 01, 2009, 02:01:26 am »

Not to mention, after that display of the scourge of the economy, I could use a drink.
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helios
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New Zealand New Zealand


Probably not Death, the Destroyer of Worlds

eliasvonhelios
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« Reply #145 on: August 01, 2009, 02:01:53 am »

*Runs back to time machine, grabs coat, runs to submarine*
Pipe! And! Brandy!
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Athena
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« Reply #146 on: August 01, 2009, 02:03:20 am »

Warmth and food...*running through the snow*
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Mssr Delaney
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« Reply #147 on: August 01, 2009, 02:04:50 am »

*barges onto Mollusk*

DAMNIT. I ALWAYS forget and leave the kettle on!
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Nikola Tesla
Zeppelin Captain
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United States United States


Angel of Timefoolery


« Reply #148 on: August 01, 2009, 02:06:20 am »

OK, everyone aboard?

*Checks ships for any Realtors who might have escaped and hidden within*

Coast is clear.  We'll take off but not go too far, we want to make sure Mssr Delaney's contingent also gets out all right.

('Sides, who doesn't want to hang around and see the world's Realtors, and some few of its Lawyers, go up in a thermonuclear explosion? Wink )
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Mssr Delaney
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« Reply #149 on: August 01, 2009, 02:09:34 am »

Oh, don't worry about us, Mr. Tesla. I've a periscope-screen to see the action with.
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