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Author Topic: The empty lot across the street from the Smoking Room.  (Read 16657 times)
Mssr Delaney
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« Reply #100 on: August 01, 2009, 12:52:31 am »

Mr. Helios! Ah... I'll follow him then.

*trails after helios, picking off the ones he misses*
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Nikola Tesla
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« Reply #101 on: August 01, 2009, 12:54:33 am »

Yes...if it is flesh of any kind and you don't recognize it as one of us, fire away!  I can guarantee you nothing you see down there is the "good guys"...no, lady, I am not going to take a card, go to the office, or have a drink with you.  

*Blows female-presenting Realtor's head off with pistol, grabs cannon, and heads after the others*
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Athena
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« Reply #102 on: August 01, 2009, 01:00:42 am »

*following in and picking off realtors*
*running out of rifle ammo and grabbing Aries and Kali*

Oh, this is quite fun...

*blows the head off a nearby realtor*
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Nikola Tesla
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« Reply #103 on: August 01, 2009, 01:03:26 am »

There's so damn many of them!  Who knew?  Guess this is where they're all hiding now that the market's off...trying to cook up a new boom, no doubt...well if it's "boom" they want, then "boom" we shall give them.

*Shoots two more with the pocket Death Ray and advances further into the complex*
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Athena
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« Reply #104 on: August 01, 2009, 01:05:29 am »

Did anyone bring any bombs?

*killing two realtors and using one as a body shield*
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Mssr Delaney
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« Reply #105 on: August 01, 2009, 01:06:47 am »

Helios has a rather large one waiting for the breeding pit.

Blast it!

*throws a few legal documents around*
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Nikola Tesla
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« Reply #106 on: August 01, 2009, 01:11:03 am »

*following Delaney's example, begins loading Fair Housing regulations into a makeshift slingshot.  Pulls out a small scroll, looks at it a minute...*

Hm, no, I'll save that one for when we really need it.

*...pockets small scroll labeled "ethical requirements"*
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Mssr Delaney
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« Reply #107 on: August 01, 2009, 01:14:45 am »

I hear something ahead which makes me think that Mr. Helios is at least near the breeding pit.
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helios
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« Reply #108 on: August 01, 2009, 01:15:08 am »

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
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Athena
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« Reply #109 on: August 01, 2009, 01:16:46 am »

*hears helios' laugh*
That would be it.

*kills another realtor*
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Delirium Datura
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« Reply #110 on: August 01, 2009, 01:17:52 am »

This IS quite amusing...

*Launches fishbowl, it circles and sucks in five more...*

-- I have some pretty little pets now... *giggle*
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« Reply #111 on: August 01, 2009, 01:19:14 am »

Wait...you're not going to keep those, are you?

I can help you, I know what they eat...*fingers scroll in pocket*
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Delirium Datura
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« Reply #112 on: August 01, 2009, 01:21:36 am »

Of course I'm going to keep them!  They're cute when they're little.
*Yes, please... tell me what they eat.

*Launches fishbowl and sucks in three more.* 

YEAH!  MORE PETS!
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Mssr Delaney
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« Reply #113 on: August 01, 2009, 01:22:49 am »

Miss Datura, you are truly a frightening force to be reckoned with. Keep realtors as pets?

*skids to halt*

Breeding pit ahoy!
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helios
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eliasvonhelios
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« Reply #114 on: August 01, 2009, 01:24:13 am »

Alright!
*Slings bomb off back, and fiddles with various dials*
So, basically, we put this in there, and run like heck back the way we came?
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Nikola Tesla
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« Reply #115 on: August 01, 2009, 01:26:14 am »

Woah!  Talk about no warning! That pit just comes up out of nowhere!  Don't anyone fall in!

Yep, Helios, I'd say that's the plan.  Nice and simple. 

Uh-oh...what was that sound...down there?
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Mssr Delaney
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« Reply #116 on: August 01, 2009, 01:27:21 am »

That was the plan?!

Is the ground shaking a tad, or is that just me?
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Athena
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« Reply #117 on: August 01, 2009, 01:27:42 am »

I hope so.

*watches Delirium* She is following her fishie.....*grin*

Right. *takes out sword and starts slashing realtors* I was always better at close quarters anyway.

*hears rumbling* Uhoh....
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Nikola Tesla
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« Reply #118 on: August 01, 2009, 01:29:28 am »

Um...I seem to remember...from one of the novels we have at the Club...

Does anyone else...smell something?  Other than Realtor-matter and our own gin breath?
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Athena
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« Reply #119 on: August 01, 2009, 01:30:29 am »

*starts to notice Realtors backing away*

What is going on?
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helios
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« Reply #120 on: August 01, 2009, 01:33:31 am »

I'm gonna drop the bomb in now, okay? I have a feeling this wil be the only chance we get.
*Sets bomb for two hours*
There we go. Two hours should be plenty of time.
*Hefts bomb into pit*
*waits*
*PLOOMP!*
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Mssr Delaney
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« Reply #121 on: August 01, 2009, 01:34:03 am »

Wait... novels at the Club... Realtors backing away... That smell!

Run everyone! Run for your lives! It's LAWYERS.
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Nikola Tesla
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« Reply #122 on: August 01, 2009, 01:34:33 am »

Uh-oh, we all know from Fellowship of the Ring that it is not good news when the bad guys back away...

*Realtors begin to squawk at one another in terror.  Several of them start to run toward the exit*

Quick!  Pick them off!  Throw these others into the pit!  Don't let them get away!

*Aims cannon at lower entrance*
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Athena
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« Reply #123 on: August 01, 2009, 01:35:50 am »

*starts fighting hardcore*

This....*slashing at realtor flesh* isn't....*cutting off the next one's head* good...*hamstringing next one*
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Nikola Tesla
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« Reply #124 on: August 01, 2009, 01:37:51 am »

OK, the weapon has been deployed!  We have two hours until it goes off, and a lot less than that before the Shoggoth-Lawyers get here!  Make your way toward the upper exit, kill as many Realtors as you can, and block the rest off!  We want them in here, and us not, when it blows!
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