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« Reply #150 on: August 04, 2009, 12:32:17 am » |
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*pulls a bottle a tobasco and some salt and pepper shakers out of thin air*  |
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I am a freak in control not a control freak
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« Reply #151 on: August 04, 2009, 12:33:52 am » |
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thou art magical, I see.
at least I'll taste good. mmmm. I would probably eat myself with those all over me.
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« Reply #152 on: August 04, 2009, 12:37:52 am » |
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some call it magic others notice my coat has many many pockets  cooking you may be a problem what with you being stapled to me.... |
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« Reply #153 on: August 04, 2009, 12:45:20 am » |
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ahh yes. Pockets. the most non-magical magic I've ever seen.
You'd just have to cut a part of yourself off. or just not cook me. We could ambush some other asylum member here and eat them. I'd help you!!
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« Reply #154 on: August 04, 2009, 12:47:07 am » |
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I like that idea ! With a short burst of flame they would all be cooked to perfection ie. Rare |
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« Reply #155 on: August 04, 2009, 05:08:47 am » |
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*Staples self to floor*
Um....
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« Reply #156 on: August 04, 2009, 02:17:39 pm » |
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I like that idea ! With a short burst of flame they would all be cooked to perfection ie. Rare PERFECT!!!! *whips out flame thrower* |
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« Reply #157 on: August 04, 2009, 02:24:43 pm » |
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*Staples self to floor*
Um....
Don't take this personally old chap, the thing is I intend to eat you. |
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« Reply #158 on: August 04, 2009, 02:27:49 pm » |
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shall I sear helios?
*brings flamethrower closer to helios in slow motion like the movies*
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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« Reply #159 on: August 04, 2009, 02:29:20 pm » |
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Prepare to Sear my dear *prepares the dinner table* |
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« Reply #160 on: August 04, 2009, 02:32:02 pm » |
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*begins the searing process*
listen to him scream! music to my ears. and he smells wonderful. mmmmm. my mouth is watering already!
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« Reply #161 on: August 04, 2009, 02:33:46 pm » |
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Well New Zealand lamb is good... so im sure NZ people taste good to !
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« Reply #162 on: August 04, 2009, 02:38:50 pm » |
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haha I'm sure they do.
I think he's done. *pokes the now seared helios*
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« Reply #163 on: August 04, 2009, 02:49:30 pm » |
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excellent, shall I serve ?
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« Reply #164 on: August 04, 2009, 02:53:05 pm » |
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I'm pretty sure I'm fireproof.
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« Reply #165 on: August 04, 2009, 02:54:21 pm » |
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what?!? fireproof!?!?!?!?! I'm pretty sure I just complete the searing process. YOU TRICKED ME!
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« Reply #166 on: August 04, 2009, 02:55:43 pm » |
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Unless I just think I'm fireproof. But by that logic, you might merely think you seared me.
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« Reply #167 on: August 04, 2009, 02:56:33 pm » |
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*hits helios on the head with a frying pan* Then we eat him Raw |
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« Reply #168 on: August 04, 2009, 02:58:45 pm » |
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Owowow. No eating me, 'kay? Or I poke you with the stapler.
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« Reply #169 on: August 04, 2009, 02:59:47 pm » |
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ha-ha!
Helios, you're getting eaten no matter what. My sincerest apologies.
Raw is always good; it makes me feel primal. However, you might want to kill him now. He's just unconscious.
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« Reply #170 on: August 04, 2009, 03:01:30 pm » |
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*proceeds to cut helios's head off with a chainsaw*... sorry helios
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« Reply #171 on: August 04, 2009, 03:02:38 pm » |
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*Staples clockwork's mouth shut*
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« Reply #172 on: August 04, 2009, 03:04:15 pm » |
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*rips out the staples causing quite a mess* there is no escape old chap...
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« Reply #173 on: August 04, 2009, 03:07:25 pm » |
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*Keeps stapling clockwork and Taillte*
*Head rolls around, under it's own power, until it re-connectes to the neck*
NEVER SURRENDER!
NEVER!
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« Reply #174 on: August 04, 2009, 03:11:20 pm » |
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*rips out said staples* Its inevitable old chap
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